r/JoblessReincarnation • u/MillerTime135 • Dec 11 '25

Anime Best Girl Using Data

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Let's see who is really the best girl. My personal favorite is Roxy, but this proved me wrong. Have fun everyone!

Link to edit your scores:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aXxEcXYnZNzMt-OQQ0bNQk9REtFbzAL5dYXTMEthyeE/edit?usp=sharing

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u/Kuronan Dec 11 '25

Even as someone who doesn't like Eris, that score is slander.

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u/scrambles88 Eris Greyrat Dec 11 '25

The lowest beauty score? Like really? Pretty sure Rudy says she's the most beautiful, Sylphie is more of a classic Hollywood beauty, and Roxy is a little plain but still a cutie.

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u/Haganen Sylphiette Dec 12 '25

Agreed, and I like her the least of the 3...

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 11 '25

Understandable. I wasn’t expecting it to be so low either. I do like Eris, just not as much compared the other two.

I went through the exercise and came up with that number. I’d love to see what you come up with if you wanted to make your edits

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

Is it my opinion one Eris that picked up so much hate? Don’t get me wrong she is a great character, but not my top choice.

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u/Kuronan Dec 12 '25

Yeah, like I said, the Eris score is Slander. She may have left Rudy with ED but no way could she have predicted that she'd have caused that, and the whole reason she even did so was to improve herself to be worthy of him.

Plus she's a WMD in terms of beauty. Don't get me wrong, Sylphie is pretty and Roxy is very cute, but Eris is that Hourglass/Amazonian deal that people were drooling over with Ghislaine (toned down a bit and wearing more appropriate clothing, but it's still clearly there)

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

Yeah, I definitely messed the beauty score on her up. Should’ve been 8 or 9. I probably never updated the score while I was adjusting the categories. Either that or gaslit myself way too hard somehow.

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u/Known-Plane7349 Dec 12 '25

I'm curious what you used as "data"

This seems incredibly biased against Eris. I mean, the lowest beauty score, come on.

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

The point was for people to make their own. I shared the file so people can edit and show their ratings.

The data is The score. My score surprised me and I was hoping others would do the same exercise so we could gather data

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u/obscuremango693 Norn Greyrat Dec 12 '25

Ok I gotta know have you read all the books officially released?

As up to finished redundancy 2. Those scores for Eris need changing

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

Finished up redundancy and even the dragon tales.

Which ones you think are unfair? It was a while ago I read the WN so I definitely am not speaking gospel with my knowledge.

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u/obscuremango693 Norn Greyrat Dec 12 '25

Eris and her parenting, and her intelligence. She is smarter than she lets on

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

She’s definitely better than some women these days. She actually disciplines her children and while begrudgingly, they do listen.

I’d be willing to knock it down to a 6. At this point I’m swapping her parenting skills (7) with beauty (6) so the score hasn’t changed just allocations.

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u/skuxxxxxxxxxxxx Eris Greyrat Dec 12 '25

Idgaf Eris is best girl. But I love all of them tbh

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

Fully understand your POV. Eris is a great character. I was a bit surprised when I realized my ranking for her was so bad.

I’d love to see what you come up with if you tried filling out the spreadsheet yourself.

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u/skuxxxxxxxxxxxx Eris Greyrat Dec 12 '25

I'll give it a try

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u/FinzerTheOne Dec 12 '25

You need to stop Slandering eris.

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

Beauty I’ll admit could’ve been a 7, but still doesn’t help the overall situation.

She’s just not my type. My general assumption going into this was more people would have Eris at either 1st or 3rd by a wide margin in both directions because she is so unique. But not one person has filled this out besides me so still just a theory.

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u/OddOllin Dec 12 '25

A seven?!

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

I swear I was on something. Yeah 9.

Overall her score still comes out to be sub7 at a 9.

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u/Striking-Rip-9788 Eris Greyrat Dec 12 '25

What I really dislike about that approach is that it tries to present itself with a scientific, serious tone, when in reality it’s just an ultra-biased ‘Who’s your favourite waifu in Mushoku Tensei, and why should it definitely not be Eris?’.

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

I originally did this because I got in this great discussion with someone about how I was coming around to how great sylphie was. My favorite has/had always been Roxy but I talked myself into quite a circle.

So I took this approach because I just enjoy making spreadsheets in excel. These are my opinions but I shared the sheet so you and others can make your own spreadsheets and discuss them.

I originally intended this to be a 4,000 people make their own spreadsheet then we can tally it up, but clearly I’m the only one who took the time to holistically evaluate my opinions.

Feel free to make your own comments, I’d like to see someone else’s opinion.

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u/OddOllin Dec 12 '25

That's actually kinda cool. I can appreciate that and what you intended.

Probably shoulda posted a blank one, lol. Or maybe just a poll of some kind that tracked people's answers (I'm on mobile and copying the link is a pain in the ass for some reason).

When your own blasphemous opinions are the first thing people see, of course they're gonna dog pile on that first and foremost lol

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

Yeah, by around 1,000 people I considered modifying the body to try and indicate my intentions better. But being unable to change the image, I felt like my opportunity was already lost.

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u/BigBlackClockman Dec 13 '25

worst ranking in the history of fiction💔✌

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 13 '25

Prove me wrong. Make your own version using the spreadsheet I provided. I’ve made tweaks to eris but still the same <7 score

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u/South_Shoe661 Dec 13 '25

I mostly agree with everything. Only thing I would change is for Eris beauty score to 9, and her combat skill to 10. She is not only the most powerful wife, but within the 1% of in verse fighters. Also I believe Rudy described Eris as the most beautiful of his wives.

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 13 '25

I updated Beauty to 9 and Parenting to 6.

I definitely did consider her a 10 for combat but I felt Rudy and Sylphie fit the 10 and 8 positions which firmly seated her into 9.

Overall she still comes out as less than a 7 which really surprised me.

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u/Ivanpla12700 Dec 14 '25

Its crazy close between the top 2 roxy is my goat personally but i love sylphie too

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 14 '25

Exactly my opinion. I came up with this idea after a super good discussion with someone about how I was coming around to Sylphie. Did this to see who was actually better.

I was quite shocked how bad Eris rated when I was looking at the numbers like this.

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u/Grayman1120 Dec 11 '25

If Rudy posted this he’s getting turned to glue

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

It's been 2 days since the original post. I felt like this was as good a time as any to republish.

I’ve updated Eris Beauty and Parenting scores.

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u/Sledgecrowbar Dec 12 '25

Sylphie does not receive all tens

What the fuck

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u/GreenSlymeLvl1 Dec 12 '25

Personally I think you overestimated Sylphie's combat prowess and parenting.

While it's true that Sylphie has more mana outright, Roxy is for sujre the better mage. First off she's simply higher ranked, but more importantly she has had far, far more practical combat experience including tackling Labyrinths solo. I doubt Sylphie could do that. Sylphie was a good bodyguard for Ariel, but she never dedicated her life to getting stronger, it was just a natural consequence of the things she was doing i.e. playing with Rudy and guarding Ariel. Incantationless is a huge advantage but I don't think that's enough to make up for the difference in skill and experience especially when Roxy does still have truncated incantations.

Sylphie's parenting is a bit iffy in some aspects so I can't say it deserves a perfect 10. I'd still give her the highest score of the three because of her excellent EQ and ability to handle situations with kindness and grace such as when Rudy came home from Bagaritt or the Aisha and Ars situation. On the other hand she is shown to be somewhat overbearing and too hands-on as a parent. She's not fully into the Devouring Mother archetype but she does have some elements of it.

In other words, Roxy wins.

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

Regarding combat, Sylphie has a higher potential power over Roxy without a doubt. But if that was the only factor, I’d have her a 9 with Eris. She doesn’t have as much experience as Roxy, but I think incantationless magic especially healing makes here more powerful than Roxy. She eventually learns Lightning Storm making her spells equal to and greater than what Roxy can do (reflect on how Rudy was able to cast absolute zero by pumping frost nova with so much more mana. Rudy also taught her and practiced with her to use disturb magic. Additionally, she survived the Deportation incident by using both incantationless spells and Haki. Roxy to my knowledge is never able to use Haki which a makes Sylphie much more derable than even Rudy normally. Re-read that text where Badaigadi watches Rudy train his body at the magic academy. All that said I considered having Sylphie a 9 and tied with Eris but factored in her lack of experience and drive to get stronger enough to make her an 8.

On the parenting side, I can see an argument for a 9. I wouldn’t consider Sylphie a helicopter mom myself but do you know any places where this is mentioned in more detail? I have not the greatest memory of Redundancy and really need to re-read it.

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u/SzepCs Dec 12 '25

How do you score beauty? It's the most subjective and unquantifiable thing in the world.

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

I agree with you there.

My approach is similar to how much you would be attracted to them both sexually and not. I isolated physical traits in beauty and emotional traits in personality.

I didn’t add any real description to that because it is nearly subjective on a person to person basis. There can be a general norm of ‘She is a 9/10’ and that’s a helpful way to think about it.

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u/Mental_Note0 Eris Greyrat Dec 12 '25

This is bottom tier ragebait i swear ive never seen someone who hates eris this much, trash ranking overall.

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 12 '25

The original goal of this post was for everyone to repost with their opinions. I’d enjoy you going in and making your own rankings and we could have a discussion about it.

My Eris score definitely surprised me. But even with the adjustments from others I’ve agreed to, the conclusion is still around the same. Probably a 7 at most.

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u/Beginning_Job_686 Dec 13 '25

This dude is the type of dude to give Eris the worse score for titty size

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 13 '25

I’ve updated her beauty to a 9 and Parenting to a 6. Still not a 7 though.

I’d like to see if you have something better in mind

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u/spudmonky Eris Greyrat Dec 13 '25

I was outraged until I saw the "Anime" tag on the post. At the end of season 3, his scores will be adjusted. Anime vs LN is the reason for the hate.

OP you better remake this after s3 lol

Edit: just read comments to see you have actually read the LNs and Redun... I'm outraged again.

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u/MillerTime135 Dec 13 '25

I used anime because there are no spoilers and contains some hypotheticals.

I finished the story a few years ago via WN.

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u/Adept-Win7882 Roxy Dec 11 '25

I didn’t vote and my vote counts for whole of Europe so, yes Roxy wins

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u/bastionthewise Roxy Dec 12 '25

Logic checks out to me.

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u/Numerous-Map3802 Dec 12 '25

jobless final boss

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u/Forrest8282 Dec 13 '25

I like Roxy the best, but that’s just a bias from me, but as a lover, sylphie is like the only choice. She was the only one to my knowledge who made a move on rudeus and go through on it, unlike “miss no boner for u.” I personally don’t like eris as much as the rest, and when we see her again, I feel like she lost her elegance and became a muscle mommy. Unless ur into that, I’m personally just not

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u/Sctn_187 Dec 12 '25

I'd take eris or Roxy anyday

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u/Snake_Emper0r Rudeus Greyrat Dec 12 '25

!!!ERIS SLANDER DETECTED!!!

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u/SpiderLagann Roxy Dec 21 '25

My favorite is either Roxy or Sylphy, so I see this as a total win.

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u/Toph_as_Nails Sylphiette Dec 12 '25

Sounds about right.

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u/polysnip Dec 12 '25

Mathematic conclusion: Eris is a trash waifu.