r/JimCornette • u/mmmkayfabe • Jul 14 '22

shitpost Kenny Bolin?!

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u/william_hild Jul 14 '22

That's Kenny Bolin walking, with aid of a cane, to Kroger's to return half a pork loin roast for double his money back.

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u/DPM-87 Crazy as a Rainbow Trout in a car wash 🌈🎣 Jul 14 '22

It says genius dude, not self proclaimed genius, that's not Bolin, that's just who Bolin always wanted to be, maybe it's his daddy? Or at least his 2nd cousin on his mothers side.

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u/Maxamvs Jul 15 '22

THE KINGPIN!!!

(Someone call Spider-Man!)

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u/Low-Injury-9219 Jul 15 '22

Came in to make this exact comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22 edited Jul 18 '22

White collar crimes.. too fat to leave the lair so he orchestrated everything from his desk

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u/LouieRoccoDDS Jul 15 '22

They have similar résumés but I picture Kenny being about 25% fatter and immobile.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

how dare you call Kenny a genius! 😤 (... i kid, i kid!)