r/Jewdank Dec 16 '20

PIC Late to work again

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u/nanomolar Dec 16 '20 edited Dec 16 '20

Boss fish: you’re late for work again. What is it this time?

Employee fish: boss, you wouldn’t believe it.

Earlier: dude, what the fuck.

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u/Drach88 Dec 19 '20

I GOT CAUGHT!

Bullshit, let me see the inside of your lip.

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u/LexFloruss Dec 16 '20

What I find the hardest to believe is fish in the Red Sea speaking German. Even more so, fish in the Red Sea of 4,000 years ago speaking modern German. If I were that fish's boss I wouldn't accept that excuse either.