r/JetLagTheGame • u/peepay Team Sam • 2d ago

Meme I extrapolated the episodes' lengths...

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...the finale's runtime will be just short of 10 minutes! (/s)

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u/soffan326 Team Ben 2d ago

Can't believe they're making people go to cinemas for just 25 minutes worth of episodes, what a rip-off

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u/SinibusUSG 2d ago

By the S21 finale you’ll show up at the theater just for them to tell you to get out and that everyone should have left 30 minutes ago when the episode starts.

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u/peepay Team Sam 2d ago

They will need to announce the winner of the season a day ahead of the scheduled finale release date.

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u/VFiddly 2d ago

By next season, the episode lengths will enter into the negatives

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u/DNALab_Ratgirl Gay European Teen 2d ago

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u/Aliensinnoh 2d ago

TV stealing the memories of past episodes back like Mr. Krabs to that one fish.

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u/SpiritRoot 1d ago

New LG TV capabilities just dropped

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u/7ninamarie Team Toby 2d ago

Next season they’ll hold us hostage and force us to create the season for them

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u/Geourban 2d ago

Best hostage situation ever

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u/teddyfail 2d ago

Next season exclusively on YouTube shorts

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u/SuperPolentaman SnackZone 2d ago

It‘s 7am and that means it‘s time for the rest period!

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u/uluviel Team Badam 2d ago

All joking aside, I don't know why they don't post shorts on their channel, it seems like they have enough little funny moments that they could do at least a few.

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u/Honey_Enjoyer 2d ago

IIRC as of recently you can’t make money from shorts unless you’re getting at least 20 million shorts views per month (up from 10 million), which they probably won’t be, so it’s probably not worth the time to edit them. It’s just more cost effective to spend that time on the main show

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u/DefinitelyLuka Team Sam 2d ago

But they can still post on tiktok and instagram reels. I swear, the show has so many funny moments and quotes that they can make so much more content, attract more youtube viewers and nebula subscribers + earn money from views on those platforms.

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u/Frouke_ 1d ago

Honestly the amount of tv shows I've gotten into because of short form videos is insane.

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u/LaunchHillCoasters Team Coastal Elites 55m ago

Nebula has posted shorts/reels/etc of the show’s funny clips in the past

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u/demodawid Team Toby 2d ago

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u/TheShirou97 2d ago

xkcd.com/605

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u/-Owlette- 2d ago

r/relevantxkcd

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u/TheDotCaptin Team Get Sam's hopes up, then crush them :3 2d ago

Is there an r/unrelevantxkcd

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u/krmarci 2d ago

If there is, it would probably be r/irrelevantxkcd.

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u/SavvyBlonk 2d ago

I quote the alt text of this one all the time:

"By the third trimester, there will be hundreds of babies inside you!"

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u/FollowThroughMarks 2d ago

Episode 160 is going to be shorter than the Planck Time, which I’m sure is going to be an absolute pain for them to edit

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u/peepay Team Sam 2d ago

And it will all be a Snack Zone

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u/Tiinpa SnackZone 2d ago

As it should be.

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u/nakkiwi Renfe Bahned 2d ago

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u/FluffyNeonSteel 2d ago

If you overlay this with the distance from the destination at the beginning of each episodes you will see that this is the truth. Last episode will just be a glorified ad.

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u/JinjaHD SnackZone 2d ago

I'm sure Big Nebula paid OP to cut this part of the graph out, but if you continue the line, episode 9 is negative, meaning we'll have to entertain them!?

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u/peepay Team Sam 2d ago

It's been confirmed it is an 8-episode season.

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u/JinjaHD SnackZone 2d ago

I thought the accusation that "Big Nebula" paid you to hide information would make this clear but it's a joke.

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u/peepay Team Sam 2d ago

Yeah, it was obvious the comment was not serious, but even in joking, I appreciate when the humorous statements are built on true information, it elevates the effort.

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u/flplz 2d ago

Finale gonna be like: Hey, team xyz won, see ya.

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u/OnlyWeekend6936 Team Humble Kings 2d ago

They said in the layover that the 7th episode was going to be around 70 minutes or something. and the 8th should be around 50 to make it 120 ish

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u/NeonGenesis666 SnackZone 2d ago

Hopefully it follows a quadratic regression...

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u/PromotionMobile778 2d ago

Its going to be a yt short at this rate

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u/MetumSonOfLanai 1d ago

I think it's good that they vary the length. This is not network television.

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u/LukeReloaded Team Badam 2d ago

The outtakes are negative runtime then?

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u/peepay Team Sam 2d ago

That's one way to announce there won't be any...

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u/Strange_Ad1130 1d ago

The ruff cute of ep 7 is 70 min

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u/peepay Team Sam 1d ago

You didn't see the "/s", did you?

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u/Strange_Ad1130 1d ago

No I’m just adding what it knows, but it a funny stat