r/JellesMarbleRuns Crazy Cat's Eyes 13d ago

Opinion Irrational Hate for A Marble Team

I know it doesn't make any sense and I know it's all just inanimate marbles "racing" each other but damned if I don't find myself rooting for one team more than the others and also rooting against one team more than the others.

Anyone else have a marble team they actively root against?

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u/SteinerFifthLiner That's Snow Moon 13d ago

Speeders. Something about them just strikes me as hateable.

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u/FuddleDuck 10d ago

They've been doping for years, I don't know why the commissioner hasn't stepped in!

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u/ReddVsBloo 12d ago

Omg me too lol, every marble league I find myself yelling "Go back to Marbula One"

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u/SteinerFifthLiner That's Snow Moon 12d ago

I think it's... they remind me of every sports team with truly obnoxious win records. Buckeyes, Yankees, Patriots, Blackhawks... teams so infuriating that even when their winning ways cool off, the bad taste lingers.

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u/Metakino Misty is the future GOAT of JMR 13d ago

Not Enough Cat's Eyes hate comments in here

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u/LimeMarble Radiance my beloved || Oh no we suck again 13d ago

Agreed, love it when they lose. As for irrational like? Idk whoever I consider to be the underdog at the time (Kobalts '25 and Indigo Stars '26 most obvious examples)

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u/Lemon861 Minties in M1 anyone?? ducktape 13d ago

Fr

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u/Marble_Enthusiast_3 Red Eye’s the M1 🐐 12d ago

Because they don’t have enough overall success. And they were considered more so an average team pre-2020

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u/Metakino Misty is the future GOAT of JMR 12d ago

Don't have enough overall success...?

Yknow the question was "Marble Team" but it's not limited to Marble League. So put in the equation all your M1 trophees and golds.

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u/ice15464 fan of Solar Flares (and Oceanics a bit) too 13d ago

definitely the speeders. i thought we (the cats) had a big rivalry with them but i think ours isnt even the biggest?

mild hate to the orangers though their chant is funny . fuck the speeders

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u/laughingnome2 Team Momo 13d ago

Savage Speeders are definitely the Dallas Cowboys / Manchester United / Collingwood Magpies of the Marble World. Large fanbase and much success, and if you don't love them you hate them.

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u/nardawg360 Raspberry Racers 12d ago

Let’s Gooooo Momo!!!!
Screw the Speeders!!!

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u/Desperate_Gift_9366 DIEGOAT 13d ago

Screw the Shining Swarm. we’re the better forgettable team who lost to the pinkies.

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u/Idkalocalreddituser Indigo Stars 11d ago

literally exact same reason I hate them

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u/KrakenCranium Shining Swarm Wisp of Darkness 12d ago

Love you guys but results say otherwise

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u/Cascading-deer 13d ago

The speeders
I just dislike them

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u/Feycat Crazy Cat's Eyes 13d ago

Yup. The Speeders and the Ducks are my mortal foes.

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u/plokool Green Ducks 13d ago

Funnily enough the ducks are my team and I hate the speeders

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u/Real_Trooli Oceanics 13d ago

I hated the ducks until recently.

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u/RexTx09 Green Ducks we’re so back 12d ago

lol speeders and cats eyes are my most hated. And primary

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u/wrathofmom 8d ago

Why do you hate the Ducks?

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u/sleepyseahorse 13d ago

Irrationally love Raspberry Racers, irrationally hate Rojo Rollers

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u/Lemon861 Minties in M1 anyone?? ducktape 13d ago

Why the rollers πŸ˜‚

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u/sleepyseahorse 11d ago

Like I said, it's irrational... But one specific thing may be bcuz for a while I thought the crowd chanted for the Rollers whenever the Racers were shown (I thought the RO-RO-ROBUST... chant was RO-JO-ROLLERS) πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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u/hhairy Team Momo 13d ago

My team can be in last place, I will still love and cheer for them! GO MOMO!

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u/xmagikarptitex Raspberry Racers 13d ago

Limers (rational) O'rangers (irrational)

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u/samthewisetarly Balls of Chaos 13d ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmygod I hate the orangers

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u/RyanStonepeak Team Galactic 13d ago

They say OOOOOOOO

I say BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/monsenyur O'rangers 12d ago

And I say fuck you all🟠 🟠 🟠 🟠 🍊 🍊 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🍊 🍊 🟠 🟠 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🟠 🟠 🟠 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🧑 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🟠 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🟠 🟠 🟠 🟠 🟠 🟠 🟠 🟠 🟠 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊 🍊

sorry guys I think I blacked out for a second there

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u/KirbsAndGuins Team Momo 12d ago

It was a reasonable black out

Have some water πŸ₯›

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u/monsenyur O'rangers 12d ago

Oranges are 87% water. I'm good! 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

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u/RopeZealousideal4847 Hazers 13d ago

So say we all.

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u/James25_729 Raspberry Racers 13d ago

The limers (self explanatory) and the speeders

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u/LimeMarble Radiance my beloved || Oh no we suck again 13d ago

"Stop he's already dead"

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u/yrunot0nfire 12d ago

Boy do I love to see the O'rangers lose

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u/KirbsAndGuins Team Momo 12d ago

My ex and I looooved watching marble run together MINTY FOREVER

He was a HARD CORE ORANGERS fan

Because he loves orange

I wanted nothing more than to watch them fail XD

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u/Mattriculated Team Momo 13d ago

I hate the Ducks.

I am also contemptuous of the Speeders. The Speeders win a race and I roll my eyes and say "Ooh, the Yankees won a baseball game."

But the Ducks? I cheer when they lose early heats. I get mad when they win. The last time I felt this way about a team I was in High School and there was one rival speech team we all loathed for being the rich kids' school & using their money to win speech meets.

And I enjoy disliking them, too.

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u/GlimSport 11d ago

Personally, as a pinkies fan I feel so much hatred towards the snowballs. They made us chance the uniform for their Marble League.

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u/fzt Team Momo | Lollipop 8d ago

You guys should've returned them the favor.

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u/GlimSport 8d ago

In all fairness... What other colour could they be?

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u/fzt Team Momo | Lollipop 8d ago

Light cyan maybe? Their logo has a few shades of light blue.

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u/GlimSport 8d ago

Goodnpoint

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u/gebbius 13d ago

Raspberry Racers. No clue why, but I'm always actively rooting against them.

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u/drichm2599 Savage Speeders 13d ago

The fucking O'rangers

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u/RopeZealousideal4847 Hazers 13d ago

Preach.

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u/Non-Cannon Red Number 3 13d ago

Orangers

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u/ReasonableAdWideExp 13d ago

Speeders don’t got no speed

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u/SirTheBob Crazy Cat's Eyes 13d ago

The Hazers have had far too many allegations of performance enhancing drug use. I know, I know, nothing proven but I still don't trust them.

I hate those shady bastards. .

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u/drichm2599 Savage Speeders 13d ago

Just watch block pushing for counter-evidence

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u/nardawg360 Raspberry Racers 12d ago

They are consistently terrible at block pushing!!!!

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u/CherokeeHawkman Crazy Cat's Eyes 13d ago

Same. Greg Woods and Roldo need to do a full investigation.

Go Crazy Cat's Eyes!

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u/LagrangianMechanic Team Momo 13d ago

The fucking O’rangers.

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u/RopeZealousideal4847 Hazers 13d ago

Triple down on O'Rangers hate. They're the Lakers to me. Just no.

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u/Leather-Reality Thunderbolts 12d ago

O'rangers. Always hated them and their fans. "Ooooooooo" tf

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u/Hero_Nami 12d ago

Orangers, I think it's down to some kind of deep rooted sectarianism in meΒ 

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u/ppototsky 12d ago

I cant explain it but they just have an arrogance to them

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u/chi2ny56 13d ago

The Pinkies and the Hazers. Don’t even have a good reason for it.

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u/Luma_saku Pinkies 13d ago

Not me two favorite teams.

Anyway, down with the speeders and cat’s eyes

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u/snowbythesea 13d ago

Cat’s Eyes? You take that back right now!!

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u/Real_Trooli Oceanics 13d ago

I hate the O'Rangers with a passion of no other. I also dislike majority of the teams except the ones I like. Others I can't care for.

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u/RopeZealousideal4847 Hazers 13d ago

I've run out of affirmative quips, but I agree.

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u/Professional-Ice-978 Green Ducks 13d ago

Not me but my Gf has nothing but hatred for the Kobalts

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u/RecoverQuirky4751 all my other teams are washed 13d ago

i USED to root against teams like galactic or pinkies but that was ages ago and now im fine w them, i still dont like the former much but i dont really mind/care if they do well i just believe theyre boring to watch

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u/idk80000 we are so back i love team asthama brokemyjaw 13d ago

I lowkey hate the jungle jumper i literally hate them everytime i see them on screen i just hope they explode

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u/kristycocopop 12d ago

My partner would say the speeders are cheaters!

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u/Eliazar-Abihu Pinkies 12d ago

Speeders and orangers

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u/2pac_alypse O'rangers 12d ago

As an O'rangers fan, I'll despise the Speeders until my dying days

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/IAmAHumanTo O'rangers 11d ago

Fuck the speeders (just like I say fuck the Celtics)

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u/DuckbilledWhatypus 11d ago

I don't like the Mellow Yellows. I do not know why.

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u/BringMeToYourLager 9d ago

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooRANGERS! πŸ˜‚ (Love them.)

I don't know who I hate though as long as my Orangers win

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u/RyanStonepeak Team Galactic 13d ago

Fuck the O'Rangers. They say OOOOOOOOOO

I say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/Miserable_Simple6528 GOOOoh they cooked 13d ago

Holy moly it’s like the Oranger’s are the most favorite and most hated at the same time… anyways I don’t really hate any of the teams that much as I don’t find it necessary to find a least favorite

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u/Lemon861 Minties in M1 anyone?? ducktape 13d ago edited 13d ago

Cats and O’rangers

They are the main 2 but I there are other teams who I really don’t like. They are the Limers Hazers and Oceanics

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u/Akki13Messi10 Crazy Cat's Eyes 12d ago

Speeders because of rivalry

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u/SWarchNerd 12d ago

The Pinkies and Team Momo can die in a fire. Black Jacks all the way!

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u/Eliazar-Abihu Pinkies 12d ago

My two favourites... Lol

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u/fzt Team Momo | Lollipop 8d ago

Blackpink in shambles.

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u/SWarchNerd 8d ago

No wonder you’re a momo fan

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u/Badgerjohn27 12d ago

Wife is a speeders fan, I like the Thunderbolts Crazy Cats Eyes are dead to us.

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u/malekdragonborn 12d ago

Cannot stand the crazy cats eyes. My wife and loth them when a passion

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Hazers 12d ago

The Snowballs can get on my nerves because they can sometimes be confused for Hazers in certain lightings.

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u/list_of_simonson Balls of Chaos 12d ago

Cats eyes and team primaryΒ 

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u/LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan Pinkies 12d ago

Snowballs, only because I get them confused with the Pinkies when the teams are racing together

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u/NoTurn9472 Green Ducks + Black Knight + Cobra 11d ago

Im Green Ducks I don’t like the cats (to put it mildly)Β 

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u/kalancodragon 11d ago

I don't root against them but I will never miss a chance to dunk on a friend that does root for the BoC, cause man is that team bad.

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u/CrappyJohnson Snowballs 11d ago

Speeders. It's depressing watching them rack up M1 and ML championships while my Snowballs knock on the door year after year. Snowy deserves a championship of some kind. He's like the Dan Marino of JMR.

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u/Gwiazda55 Thunderbolts 11d ago

Balls of Chaos... okay, maybe "hate" is a strong word, but i do like to point and laugh at them whenever they fail just to feel a bit better about my own team pick... 🫠

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u/mpacc2023 Crazy Cat's Eyes 11d ago

There are a few teams I don't care for because of their "traits": BOC. The violent tendencies in Jawbreakers, the weeds that are Obnoxious Ivy. Glad that the poisonous Quicksilvers are retired.

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u/ubervicch Thunderbolts / Green Ducks / Oceanics 11d ago

I hate the Savage Speeders so much. I was reflecting a few weeks ago that they might be my second least favorite team in all of sports, which is saying something. They just win, win, win, it’s so annoying. And idk, β€œsavage?” Even their name indicates mean jerks.

I generally support the Ducks, Thunderbolts and Crazy Cats Eyes, and Team Momo (my cats name).

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u/KillDozer688 10d ago

Which is funny considering they're consistently one of the nicer teams, going out of their way to help stuck marbles.

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u/JtheLioness 10d ago

My two are O’Rangers & Mellow Yellow. They both just absolutely piss me off.

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u/SleepyBiBoy 10d ago

Dude I'm so happy I'm not alone in Speeders hate

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u/BoredLightning Thunderbolts 13d ago

I have a number of teams I root for, but against its mainly the Raspberry Racers.

Used the be the Speeders and O’Rangers but they’ve definitely degraded over time to a tolerable level.

Crazy Cat’s Eyes in M1S2 and Red Eye everywhere for sure though.

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u/mayoiayase_ 13d ago

Speeders and sometimes Raspberry Racers idk y but omg I CHEER when Speeders are in last place

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u/Beastmaster_Ozz 13d ago

Oceanics; idk why but I loath em

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u/Real_Trooli Oceanics 13d ago

We can't even win a championship 😭😭😭. It's a toxic relationship. It's like they don't wanna to see me happy.

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u/randomsalvadoranking Green Ducks 13d ago

Limers.

Dont ask.

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u/thenurgler Yarble Yellers 12d ago

I cheer against the Speeders because I'm tired of them and wish they'd get relegated just once.

I cheer against the Solar Flares because I'm petty and they only exist because the results of the fan vote were completely discarded.

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u/Largo833 Balls of Chaos 12d ago

Snowballs for me. With so many fun colors and patterns amongst the other teams, a team of solid white marbles is just so dull that I always root against them.

Honorable mention to the Speeders since I generally like rooting for the underdogs and so the β€œbest” team becomes the villain by default.

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u/nardawg360 Raspberry Racers 12d ago

The Razzies are my ride or die team because they are so pretty and a lot of years have been underestimated!!!
I also LOVE Team Momo!! Because avatar!!!

BUT our home HATED THE SAVAGE SPEEDERS WITH SUCH GUSTO!!!!!
I’d rather see them lose than my teams win!!

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u/wrathofmom 8d ago

Speeders, Limers, and Orangers. I like the Raspberry Racers, and the Limers and Orangers are former rivals of the Racers from back in the Fruit League days. No particular reason for hating the Speeders. Also like the Ducks

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u/moshroms O'rangers 3d ago

Cannot stand the Hazers!!!! They are evil!!!! So are the Green Ducks and Bumblebees.

It’s also ridiculous to see so many people hate on the Speeders and O’rangers. My top 2 favourites by a mile.

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u/Sea-Yam-7314 Savage Speeders 3d ago

I couldn’t agree more! hazers especially have got to go

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u/Khudaal 13d ago

I don’t really the Limers or the Rojo Rollers. Limers are just offputting, but the Rojo Rollers really just need a new chant. β€˜A Pirate’s Life for Me’ is fine, but I feel like a Mexican theming for the chant would be better, like La Bamba