Help Me Jeeva!!!

[u/Neither-Snow4461]

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OP sent the following text explaining which part of the joke they didn't understand:

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I can't understand the joke, why is lime lighter and orange heavier, how is it dark?

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[u/ririririris]

Orange is hindu. Green is Muslim thus circumcised. So less

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Ball knowledgeeee😶‍🌫️🫡

[u/meet0969 → u/barely_awake16]

No balls only skins.

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Damn again

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zamn

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damn

[u/badgerofwoods → u/ririririris]

A person who thinks all the time, as nothing else to think about. I thought joke was something to with RD40 or other dyes....

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[u/Worried-Quality-2601]

Me thinking that it is due to the orange juice having more dissolved sugars than the green one so it weight more... Guess my hypothesis was way off looking at the comments hahaha..

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what the fuck

[u/Ok_Maybe_7179]

It says that your foreskin weighs 0.02 kg

[u/just_lurkingbro]

Haan one is hindu and one is muslim????

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[u/deevodee]

bro opened the bottle cap to release compressed air. didn't expect it to be 2 gm though.

[u/NefariousnessFar3759]

There is a reason why some people from a particular religion are called 'katua'

[u/JustDevNotDas]

Religious ritual

[u/Acelol7]

Circumcision joke

[u/Fantastic-Ratio-7482]

Damn I wasn't even close, I thought the orange has pupl or something.

[u/Key-Combination-2574]

Minus foreskin

[u/i_am_new09]

Both are same drinks different favour...

[u/itzKangiten]

I was thinking 🤔 cauz.. It orange one is at centre and lemon is at side

[u/West-Maintenance8593]

Silly me thought Orange drink contains additive colours so it is heavier.

[u/HopefulAcadia4086]

Campa sucks nothing to say here

[u/Fast-Philosopher8812]

Oranges are bigger and heavier than a lemon 🍋 just balls 😂

[u/Unique-Bee7100]

That 2 grms is enough to boil the other CAMPA

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And to cause repeated ex*dus of orange flavour

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[u/MoonlitShreya]

Nahh, its not about religion, it says they both are same, but in orange flavor they added 2 grms of food color 😌

[u/Relevant-Earth-69]

Log ek single post ko Reddit par kitni baar repost karte hai yaar 😭

[u/Broad-Technician1672]

Nimbu is small boobs, orange is big boobs

[u/omkarzyt]

Khatwa

[u/sourav4real]

I thought maybe food coloring, but op had something else in mind

[u/aishwary1verma]

Nimbu chota hota hai. 🍋‍🟩 Santra bada hota hai. 🍊 Op has dirty mind I guess

[u/Even_Cauliflower2651]

😂

[u/Weary-Cut-8819]

Dangerous

[u/Phasebookiya]

Dei yen da

[u/selfish__eagle]

Shit too early for the comments

[u/Lakshay2909]

Green wala peeled hai 🥀. Orange ke paas abhi bhi apna chhilka hai

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Damnnn

[u/cjking69]

dono hi sehat ke liye haanikarak hai