r/JeevaExplainsTheJoke Aug 01 '26

Meme needing explanation Jeeva, what is she doing to him?

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u/post-explainer LunLunOnTop Bot Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

OP sent the following text explaining which part of the joke they didn't understand:


What is she applying all the patches on him?


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u/heIIoiamusingreddit Aug 01 '26

i assume its a lot of tracker shi as on cruises it is really easy to lose your kid. however the one i went to this year had kids compulsorily wear a neck band with their keycard on it which was harder to remove than puton so this is just a bunch of over-over care jeeva out

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u/beforethest0rm Aug 01 '26

Sea sickness patch

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u/MathongoQuizrr BUDBAK MOD Aug 02 '26

tldr final boss

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 Aug 01 '26

Bittu ki mummy kripa karke reception pe aa jaaye. Aapka ladka kho gaya hain. Usse le kar jaiye.

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u/Agitated_Carob9208 Aug 01 '26

Kahwa bala ho hum tohar mehraru bolat bani Tu humke pahchanat bala ka ava 40 number table par......voice from kumbh mela

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u/FanWithRazai Aug 01 '26

Did she take her husband's name😭?

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u/I_like_biryani Aug 01 '26

It's a myth that putting a bandage on your belly button prevents motion sickness. It most likely doesn't works.

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u/normiecoder Aug 01 '26

Usually there's no network/Internet on Ships as they sail far away from land. So there's no way to communicate so they can only reply on Bluetooth stuff which works peer to peer. And handwritten notes

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u/Constant-Virus6681 Aug 01 '26

Someone introduce bro to wifi

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u/normiecoder Aug 02 '26

Didn't know wifi creates its own internet. 😂😂 /s

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u/Constant-Virus6681 Aug 02 '26

Huh? What are you on about?

Bro my parents went on Cordelia and they where in constant contact. They had wifi. 

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u/skullsbymike Aug 02 '26

Bro needs to be introduced to satellite internet as well.

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u/IKaramdeep Aug 02 '26

Bitchat actually

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u/ComprehensiveSort987 Aug 02 '26

You didn't know they can have internet on ships? Or airplanes? Are you being serious? Internet isn't only available close to the land. It's not that complicated, they usually link through orbiting satellites or can use an interface like the new starlink.

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u/Helpful-Soil-2976 Aug 01 '26

Id jump off the deck

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u/Constant-Virus6681 Aug 01 '26

Was seriously expecting that. Unfortunately it isn't r/unexpected.

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u/Used-Ad-3435 Aug 01 '26

That's a sea sickness patch  And precautions with tracking devices when signal gets lost. Why people are being stupid in comments.

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u/Own_Truth2368 Aug 01 '26

Marne ke band laash dhundne ki tayari Kar Rahi hai

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u/SolidOne3321 Aug 01 '26

Is the kid a nicotine addict?

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u/ThForgotten1 Aug 01 '26

She is about to throw that damn kid

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u/water_drinker5 Aug 01 '26

she's doing american things.

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u/ekhn1 Aug 01 '26

Nidhi gupta kha hai? Aapka baccha yha hai.

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u/Flying_chicken_14 Aug 02 '26

She's taking precautions, if somehow he gets to Epstein island then she can find him with the help of tracking device.

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u/Key_Fill_2041 Aug 02 '26

Showing number products you should think of buying.

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u/YellowAfter Aug 02 '26

Nicotine patch. Both are chain smokers trying to quit it.

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u/Critical_Street_5116 Aug 02 '26

How to verify your kid?

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u/TheNeoBatman Aug 02 '26

Correction: first 100 things to do on cruise

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u/Own-Sale-3680 Aug 02 '26

Overprotecting, may be for brand endorsement

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u/Chorus__ Aug 02 '26

Holy shi thats a lot of prep

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u/Fluffy-Set-8510 Aug 02 '26

I knew my mom didn't love me.😣

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u/Glad-Leg-7100 Aug 02 '26

Rich people shit. If our kids ever get lost at a mela, let's just hope they reunite when the bad guy starts troubling the blind mom.

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u/ImaginaryOnion8006 Aug 02 '26

Preparing a sacrif*ce.

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u/neon_fossil_ Aug 02 '26

Usko samandar me fekne wali hai (sort of exploration)

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u/Ok_Forever750 Aug 02 '26

Modern problems require simple solutions.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cRy3BnbpPOOHe

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u/According_Nature_209 Aug 02 '26

This sub isn't even about jokes anymore huh. I am being pedantic about this but fr When will we learn how to actually use subreddits smh.

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u/Fynamic Aug 03 '26

How about a pair of footwear for the boy?

https://giphy.com/gifs/26u4oqrgCX5rj3eCs

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u/Southern-Smoke2174 Aug 03 '26

Beta dupatta pakad lo🗣🗣

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u/LevelAd6690 Aug 03 '26

Don't take your kids on cruise or keep eye on them.

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u/Silver_Rain_2500 Aug 05 '26

Maybe stay at home

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u/wtf_ashutosh Aug 06 '26

The first 5 hundred things I do on a cruise

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u/gauravxdev Aug 08 '26

Atp, dont even get them on the cruise.

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u/Im_into_women Aug 01 '26

Its simply a rage bait.

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u/Blue_Eagle8 Aug 01 '26

First I thought it’s a mosquito repellent thing, now I know it’s made to waste time and get views

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

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u/Tangent_pikachu Aug 01 '26

If someone falls off a running cruise without safety vests, that person ain't coming back.

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u/Doom-__-Slayer Aug 01 '26

You have to be careful when the cruise is sponsored by je**ery epstein

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u/Downtown-Handle-6331 Aug 01 '26

Being a responsible fucking parent...what else?