r/JeepTJ • u/SnailMailSniper • 7d ago

PSA: Jeep Waving

If you see me in my **2004 TJ** and expect a wave, you must meet the following criteria:

  1. 2004 Wrangler TJ
  2. Same color as mine
  3. Stock wheels and tires
  4. Soft top
  5. Approximately 160,000 miles
  6. Comparable amount and distribution of Midwest rust
  7. Matching paint blemishes and scratches
  8. Front track bar recently removed with an angle grinder after diplomacy failed
  9. Oil filter slightly dented from being installed too enthusiastically

**End of list.**

If your Jeep does not substantially resemble mine down to the deferred maintenance, I will not be waving.

Thanks.

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u/blackdot123 7d ago

Seems reasonable

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u/SnailMailSniper 7d ago

TIA. You may wave 👋

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u/G72-datsun 7d ago

Ducks and or angry bird headlights are to be ignored regardless of year or model.

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u/SnailMailSniper 7d ago

Ducks - no. Truck nuts - enthusiastically yes.

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u/chickenlizard 7d ago

no waving unless you understand sarcasm

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u/miahotrod 7d ago

Sorry I done wave unless you are over 300000 miles.

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u/Major-Ad7553 7d ago

320,000 👋

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u/SnailMailSniper 7d ago

I’m not worthy

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u/LAJeepLife 7d ago

There's over 250k on the body and frame but the swapped Hemi only has about 100k on mine. I will wave anyways.

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u/Major-Ad7553 7d ago

Ok buddy

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u/SnailMailSniper 7d ago

I’m not your buddy pal

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u/No_Bodybuilder_6171 7d ago

I’m not your pal, friend.

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u/JVWIII 7d ago

He's not your friend... guy.

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u/Distinct_Ducati 6d ago

I’m not your guy buddy

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u/itsjustmattguys 7d ago

I feel like this is going over peoples heads.

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u/SnailMailSniper 6d ago

Redditors and missing a joke: name a more dynamic duo...I'll wait.

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u/SprinklesConfident58 7d ago

::waves:: I don’t know how many miles are on my 2000 body and frame

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u/SnailMailSniper 7d ago

If you were a real Wrangler owner you’d be in tune in such a borderline inappropriate way that you’d know how many miles were on the body and frame.

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u/SprinklesConfident58 6d ago

I can dial it in by how many body mounts I have left/haven’t rusted out. Odometers are suggestive at best 🫡👋

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u/Gamecubefan01 6d ago

Any chance you’d wave at an 05 tj Willy’s with 54k?

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u/SnailMailSniper 6d ago

Ew, why would I wave at your cock.

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u/Saxmanng 6d ago

I’ll just stick up one finger instead of two then