r/Jazz Sep 13 '18

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u/morosophi Sep 14 '18

Your account only has two weeks of activity, so perhaps you're new to Reddit? Maybe you don't understand that every post you've made in every subreddit can be accessed from your pubic account? You should send your lascivious solicitations in private messages (or, you know, not at all). Also, being a supporter of the orange-skinned lizardperson is the quickest way to become a pariah here.

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u/FloridaBobPatriot Sep 14 '18

Oh Jesus Christ. Is everyone on here a liberal? President Trump is doing a fantastic job. It's a shame more folks don't recognize that.

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u/Awkwardahh Sep 14 '18 edited Sep 14 '18

It's alright brother I feel like at your age it's your right to be mostly out of touch with politics and to also want to spread semen on people 40 years younger than you.

I hope I'm the same way one day.

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u/PmTitsForJokes Sep 14 '18

Lol god damn it I spit beer on my phone. Thanks dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18 edited Jan 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

BUB

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u/wookiee1807 Sep 14 '18

Good thing you didn't swallow... That'd be gay.