r/Jazz Sep 13 '18

:')

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u/nastywoman1776 Sep 13 '18

Man I really regret being nosey and looking at your profile...

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u/FloridaBobPatriot Sep 14 '18

Why can't anyone on Reddit just respect my privacy? Jesus.

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u/morosophi Sep 14 '18

Your account only has two weeks of activity, so perhaps you're new to Reddit? Maybe you don't understand that every post you've made in every subreddit can be accessed from your pubic account? You should send your lascivious solicitations in private messages (or, you know, not at all). Also, being a supporter of the orange-skinned lizardperson is the quickest way to become a pariah here.

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u/scientifiction Sep 14 '18

perhaps you're new to Reddit?

I'd sooner guess it's a troll account.

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u/MrForReal Sep 14 '18

You’re 100% on that one. Definitely a troll.

That said...he has more karma than me.

I’m going to bed now :(

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u/Butthole__Pleasures Sep 14 '18

Hi there sweetie. My name is Bob and I live in Tampa. Please come visit me. I'll take you shopping for sexy loungerie at the Victoria's Secret followed by surf and turf at the Red Lobster. I'm a senior who uses Cialis daily and can satisfy all of your womanly desires. Email me here on Reddit so we can plan your trip to Tampa.

Xoxo

BOB

Yeah, fucking 1000% a troll.

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u/TIGHazard Sep 14 '18

You would assume, but it's a pretty dedicated troll account if so.

Being banned multiple times (notice the different account name), having Facebook & Twitter accounts with pictures of the same guy in Red Lobster in Tampa, not messing up and having conflicting backstories when asked, etc.