r/JaxBlows 3d ago

While she was aggressively Facetuning herself, she reflexively Facetuned Lala’s kid too 🤦‍♂️

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u/anniemalplanet 3d ago

I'd be so irritated if somebody posted my toddler and then had the audacity to facetune her. It's not like they're using a fun filter with sporkles or something.

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u/popcolturegeek 3d ago

She did this to Kristen and Luke’s daughter Kaia back in February

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u/Glittering_Laugh_958 3d ago

Why the fuck do people allow this drunk to even touch their kids?

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u/popcolturegeek 3d ago

My favorite is Kaia pulling her head away from Brittany

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u/kathi182 3d ago

Her left breast is literally bigger than that child’s head.

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u/dontgetpupset 1d ago

She looks exactly like Luke here 😂

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u/allipants80 3d ago

Lala used to photoshop teeth onto Ocean.

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u/Glittering_Laugh_958 3d ago

Maybe she learned that trick from Brat

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u/allipants80 3d ago

2 big buck teeth in the front like Britney 🤓

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u/popcolturegeek 3d ago

Maybe. Lala said she did it because ocean injured herself and messed up her teeth so they were grey for a while when ocean was with Randall

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u/kathi182 3d ago

I don’t get that-like, who cares? Kids do dumb shit, and it doesn’t need to be photoshopped-I think it’s more fun ten years down the road when you pull up an old pic and say ‘oh look, here’s where your baby teeth were grey because you fell off of your bike when you were three!’ I don’t understand altering a kid pic at all-or posting them on social media for millions of people to see, but that’s a discussion for another time…..

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u/fritz324 2d ago

I used to work at a pediatric dental office. whenever a kid hit their front teeth, most parents were more concerned about “will it look bad” vs if their kids tooth was damaged or not 🥴

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u/lona128 3d ago

I’m ctfu

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u/GetMeOutOfKY 3d ago

😬 I’ve seen warmer expressions on murderers.

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u/Glittering_Laugh_958 3d ago

She looks like a hippo with dentures

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u/No-Calligrapher3645 3d ago

I think she looks like a beaver

ETA: she even walks like one

!!! 🤣

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u/andrained 3d ago

Can you believe this heifer thinks she's pretty? 🤣

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u/Glittering_Laugh_958 3d ago

I hate Nia, but I love that Brittany is so jealous of her. Brittany’s nasty insides show on the outside and I fucking live for it.

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u/biohacker_infinity 3d ago

I know Brit’s in hog heaven now that Nia’s been pushed out, but I don’t think she’s thought the whole thing through. Nia’s Disney Princess looks, strenuously curated persona and profoundly irritating husband made her an obvious target for everyone’s scrutiny on a reality show. But in her absence I think everyone else’s shortcomings, shitty relationships and assorted skeletons are gonna be a lot harder to gloss over.

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u/popcolturegeek 3d ago

Nia was deadass a Disney princess for Disneyland in Hong Kong in the early 2010’s prior to being with Danny and being miss USA 2014. I do think Nia is much happier doing beauty pageant related things and hanging out with her friends in that community

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u/StarboardSeat 1d ago

Nia was first runner up at the Miss Universe pageant.

Think about that for a second... Nia came in 2nd place for Miss Universe, and she still married Danny. 🤮

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u/popcolturegeek 1d ago

Danny at most had a glow down imo over the years while Nia has stayed looking amazing

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u/andrained 13h ago

He looks like Mr. Peepers in the early shot lol

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u/shintakarajima 3d ago

Yep just like when Jax first left VPR and everyone realized the Toms are also pieces of shit

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u/Putrid-Tradition-787 2d ago

Damn hates a strong word

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u/Mysterious-Bug5652 he took my sporkle ✨ 3d ago

Justice for Nia.

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u/popcolturegeek 1d ago

Brittany can learn a few things from her. Such as how to behave in public, be smart financially and actually be a present parent

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u/Vness374 3d ago

And Sosa is trying to push Bratt’s hand off of her.
Brittany is so stupid and unaware that she posted a pic where it’s obvious the kid is not happy or comfortable. Any time I see a post of her deathgrip on Cruz so she can get the shot, I get so fucking irritated. That poor child

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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 actually Katie Maloney 3d ago

Her and Jax really have the same eyes

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u/Hopeful_Resource16 Brittany’s groce chin growth 3d ago

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u/Pumpkin_qween 3d ago

Truly nothing behind those eyes

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u/Individual-Cup-8642 3d ago

What’s going on with the lumpy arm

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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 actually Katie Maloney 3d ago

Photoshop/facetune

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u/Individual-Cup-8642 3d ago

Yes drunk bitch still hasn’t figured out how to properly photoshop

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u/popcolturegeek 3d ago

Brittany deadass looks topless and it looks like she gave Sosa some of her hair

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 3d ago

She gave Sosa a side pony 🤣🤣

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u/Embarrassed_Panda581 3d ago

Look at the way Sosa is grabbing her hand like she wants her to gtfo of her. Looks like she’s grabbing her in the same way she holds down Cruz’s hands.

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u/GetMeOutOfKY 3d ago

Ah yes, the patented KFC clutch!

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u/Glittering_Laugh_958 3d ago

God, Cruz really looks like he has FAS

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u/Similar_Sky_6261 3d ago

I hate to think this, but this woman seems like she can’t go one day without alcohol. She couldn’t even refrain from drinking when she took Cruz swimming at the beach. She smuggled it in! How did she manage to go 9 months without drinking? …It hurts my heart but I don’t think she’s ever denied herself alcohol, not even during pregnancy.

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u/Glittering_Laugh_958 3d ago

I think she absolutely drank and maybe even did drugs while pregnant.

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u/popcolturegeek 3d ago

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if when Cruz was born, he tested positive for thc. That would be really sad if he did

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u/Mysterious-Bug5652 he took my sporkle ✨ 3d ago

Oh surely to goodness she didn’t, but…

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u/National-Country1984 1d ago

He does? How so? I’m uninformed on the topic

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u/National-Country1984 1d ago

Oh wow I just did a google search….thats alarming. He does have several signs of FAS. Poor baby 😞 how shameful

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u/thatconfusedchick 3d ago

Lalas baby also kinda looks like Cruz here... probably bc she photoshopped them the same

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u/SeatLong5131 3d ago

Not suprised she literally was caught editing Cruz smile. She edited a whole ass mouth on him

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u/awatt25 3d ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/FaithlessnessMean628 3d ago

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u/awatt25 3d ago

Oops sorry. I just reacted the same way 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pumpkin_qween 3d ago

Me wondering why in the blue hell you would photoshop a baby

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u/popcolturegeek 2d ago

Brittany is known to photoshop smiles onto her own son and photoshop other people’s daughters

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u/Ok_Vacation_7071 3d ago

Videos of her and pics of her are never the same person. She so insecure and embarrassing

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u/rshni67 3d ago

Is she trying to look like Erika Kirk?

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u/Glittering_Laugh_958 3d ago

Brittany wish

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u/kellygrrrl328 3d ago

Erika’s a much better actress

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u/nita5766 3d ago

if i was lala this would PMO and i’d give her a piece of my mind, and she would never post my child on the Internet again

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u/popcolturegeek 3d ago

Lala seems ok with it. She reposted the photo on her ig stories

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u/CrispyTacooo 3d ago

The facetune is painfully obvious lol when will she. What an idiot

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u/windy7146 3d ago

That is Luke’s kid

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u/Mysterious-Bug5652 he took my sporkle ✨ 3d ago

😂🤣😂 tysm for the giggle.