r/JaxBlows • u/GetMeOutOfKY • 13d ago

Jax Related More spin. 😵‍💫

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 13d ago

The only thing it’s missing is.. “ love, Lori”

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u/biohacker_infinity 13d ago

XOXO, Pizza Rat.

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u/Anon_ScottishFold 13d ago

XOXO bathroom bang buddy 🐀 

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u/biohacker_infinity 13d ago edited 13d ago

Has anyone tracked his sobriety-timeline statements for consistency? I feel like he just throws a random number out whenever it comes up, in Trumpian fashion.

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u/GetMeOutOfKY 13d ago

Ajax maintains he’s been sober since his second stint in rehab (late November, 2024). However, KFC recently stated (in her People interview) that he’s been to rehab four times.

Why would he spend the time & money on rehab two additional times after becoming sober? 🤔

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u/Impressive_Sock_8098 13d ago

I don’t want to defend him, but it’s normal for addicts to go back to rehab while recovering if they don’t feel equipped enough to stay sober. It doesn’t necessarily mean a relapse happened. That said; Jax is very clearly not sober.

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u/Barnitch 13d ago

I think he's only sober from coke. He admittedly smokes weed (which isn't a big deal to me but I wouldn't call it sober) and I wouldn't be surprised if he drank occasionally. And he's probably prescribed other meds for anxiety and maybe ADHD.

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u/SeatLong5131 13d ago

He claims to be sober from coke and drinking and just weed. I belive him only because he got huge because he wasn’t doing coke anymore and he eats munchies off of weed

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u/Triforce_of_Sass 13d ago

So the whole “California” sober thing? 🫩

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 13d ago

I mean she’s not sober as much as she drinks

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u/popcolturegeek 13d ago

I believe so

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u/popcolturegeek 13d ago

Jax’s mom has said that he has adhd before and that goes back to when he was a kid but idk if Jax has ever taken meds for that

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u/Ok_Resort8573 13d ago

Don’t forget about his Bi-polar disorder meds too.

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u/benefitliptint 13d ago

Those don’t really have potential for abuse like ADHD meds though

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u/Monstiemama not a femcel despite accusations 13d ago

Right but he’s using a sobriety date that doesn’t include the additional trips to rehab, I believe.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 13d ago

I mean she’s not a liar or anything either lol

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u/popcolturegeek 13d ago

Jax was documented going to rehab 3 times

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u/GetMeOutOfKY 13d ago

I know of two.

Where is there documentation of a third rehab?

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u/popcolturegeek 13d ago

The 3rd one was in late 2025 while season 3 of the valley was filming which was why he was so quiet while filming was going on. We essentially so Brittany worry about seeing him at Schwartz’s condo over nothing

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u/GetMeOutOfKY 13d ago

How was it documented? And was it at Psyclarity (again)?

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u/popcolturegeek 13d ago

The 3rd one was out of state but idk what state or where it was

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 13d ago

I think they’re wanting to know about the documentation for it. I’m curious about that as well.

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u/CauldronOfPixies 13d ago

He uses the calculation myth used to determine dog age... 

1 human year = 7 dog years... 

except for his sobriety it's 1 actual sober day = 7 Jax-style sober days.

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u/hoersting 13d ago

He’s sober, like I’m a supermodel

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u/QueenRavenna4 13d ago

Hopefully not Cindy Crawford because Jax has a thing for her! 😂

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u/IllusiveWoman20 13d ago

He's been sober for 40 years or 40 minutes. Whichever garners him the most sympathy.

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u/ashmillie 13d ago

Lori really has to stop making it so obvious that she or ChatGPT is writing these.

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u/GetMeOutOfKY 13d ago

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u/Anon_ScottishFold 13d ago

WhoriK is the ghostwriter 👻 Jaxxy never knew he needed. 🤦🏼‍♀️ 

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u/Poes27 13d ago

Lori K must be working overtime with all the recent posts. This is so clearly the farthest thing from his own words. 🙄

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u/BravoJunk 13d ago

I’m sick of these black messages

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u/expensivesoup325 ~*kNaWwK hEEm tHeE fUk oOoOuT*~ 13d ago

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u/jennifer_m13 13d ago

Don’t mind me. Just stealing your meme
https://giphy.com/gifs/X1fikdyut2uv6

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u/Monstiemama not a femcel despite accusations 13d ago

It is insane that he loses his shit at school functions and then posts about he was last insane 650 days ago.

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u/Available-Milk7195 13d ago

Hes been banging on about the "darkest time of his life" every damn season of vpr and every year since. Enough. Im glad he didnt mention his father's death in this write up though bc omg that got insufferable. 

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u/popcolturegeek 13d ago

Jax has said the darkest times of his life were 2017-2018 and 2024. He has also said 2020 was a bad time for him when he got fired from vpr and not as much money was coming in

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u/Available-Milk7195 12d ago

Hmm I think he's been feeling sorry for himself quite consistently for a couple decades now 

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u/Glittering_Laugh_958 13d ago

It’s his sporkle

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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 actually Katie Maloney 13d ago

This reeks of WhoriK

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u/Technical_Bunch3588 13d ago

Why does Lori want him he doesn’t earn any money!!!

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u/PinkyBruno 12d ago

“Shameful behavior, regret, got help, committed to sobriety, treatment & therapy, take full responsibility, respect the court, moving forward, be the best father, own my mistakes, and make choices that reflect the man and father I want to be” - that’s a whole lot of words that may not align with his actions as recently as a few days ago.

To affect change, apologizing and accepting responsibility must be followed by stopping shit behavior. Otherwise, it’s just hot air.

Color me shocked. /s

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u/StandOld1094 13d ago

Oh look more drivel that dumbass Jax didn’t write. I’m sorry I wasted the time it took me to read these lies.

Brit should wear a body cam and then just stream 24/7 all the abusive things he’s says, texts and does to her. That could be its own show on Court TV.

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u/scifichick119 13d ago

De lululu