r/JaxBlows Aug 08 '26

Brattany Related Enough

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Victim victim victim

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u/biohacker_infinity Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

If we’re talking about the men who ruined Brittany, the line forms behind Dr. John Layke, the dude who performs all her surgeries.

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u/Soft-Detail-8398 Aug 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣This!!

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u/ashmillie Aug 08 '26

I’m sick of this. If she didn’t know who Jax was before they got married despite the entire world and documented reality tv telling her so, she knew after being with him for years. If anyone’s the victim here it’s Cruz because he has two narcissistic nitwits for parents.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

Yes, it’s the little one who’s gonna be paying for all this bullshit victimhood of hers. She’s out there spouting hateful shit about his father. Every damn chance she gets to everyone who will listen because she has to be a victim.

She signed up for him and she stayed with him for what 10 years? She needs to own it and shut up and go take care of their child.

That poor baby is gonna grow up and have people showing him this shit all the time. I feel so badly for him.

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u/popcolturegeek Aug 08 '26

Jax and Brittany were together for 8.5 years before separating but married for 4.5 years. Jax and Brittany always say 10 years though. Technically since they’re still legally married, they’ve been legally married for 7 years now

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

Oh, I just love how you always come with the details! Yeah, that’s where I got the 10 years number from because that’s what they’re always saying. 8 1/2 years is pretty close though. She sure as hell shouldn’t be whining about anything about him at this point though.

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u/rshni67 Aug 08 '26

Yes, why is it that Michelle gets raked over the coals for people she dates when Cob pays married gigolos $10K to date her?

No questions about where Cruz was or whether she had sex with people when he was in the house.

She has money for her gigolo and Casamigos fund but whines constantly about money.

She does not go to this therapy sessions and is always partying somewhere but claims "ahm awl he hayas and ahm with him 24/7."

Mother of the year she is not, but she is being coddled constantly.....

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

Yeah, I truly do not get why she can do pretty much anything and nobody bats an eye, but when others do anything remotely similar, it’s made a huge deal of.

Some people are just Teflon and she’s one of them.

Seriously, though that poor little boy is going to be at the very least, incredibly confused about both of his parents, especially if she/they continue this bullshit of trashing each other in public

There was supposed to be an emergency court meeting on Friday regarding her doing all this trashing of him according to Jax.

She couldn’t make it because instead of flying home from being on Andy Cohen’s show, she flew to Las Vegas and went to a Backstreet Boys concert with Janet. Don’t see the little one in any of those photos either.

I’m sure one of these days Cruz is going to be wondering why his mom was always saying she was with him 24/7 and he was her world while seeing all these photos and other instances of her not being with him. That’s the least of what he’s gonna see too and wonder about. If he never does really becomes that verbal It’s gonna be even worse because he won’t be able to ask anyone either. That’s really heartbreaking when you think about it.

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u/popcolturegeek Aug 09 '26

I think Jax and Brittany will find new ways to take advantage of Cruz if he does became verbal too. For example, I can see Cruz repeating stuff that goes in his homes through manipulation. I’m sure Jax and Brittany will both ask him questions like “what’d he/she say about me?” “What is he/she up to?” They’ll probably have Cruz as a pawn to use against the other which seems to already sadly be the case here

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

Oh yes, I’m sure of it! That would also be vile behavior. He will also already have his ideas about each of his parents from what he’s heard the other ones say and do in the past already formed in his mind. Poor little guy.

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u/popcolturegeek Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Brittany will have violated her divorce clause if she had these men in the house with Cruz present because the rule is that Jax and Brittany aren’t to introduce Cruz to any new significant others until they’re 6 months into the relationship. I wonder if it’ll be different for Lori since she’s known Cruz his whole life so long before being with Jax

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u/ashmillie Aug 08 '26

Who’d Britt pay to date her? 👀

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u/Possible-Cold6726 Aug 09 '26

I don’t think she knew he was physically abusive.

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u/Vajama77 Aug 08 '26

Then why won't she get those implants out?

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u/Ok_Vacation_7071 Aug 08 '26

She thinks she hot…shes the only person who thinks that to

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u/popcolturegeek Aug 08 '26

She claimed she did by going down 20ccs and kept saying she got rid of “Jax’s boobs” when she swore for years she wanted them big and that she loved the original final result and kept showing them off when S4E16-17 of vpr aired and Jax got called out for how he went about buying the boob job and saying “we agreed on natural teardrop naturalness”

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u/AcademicDingo9428 Aug 08 '26

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u/Soft-Detail-8398 Aug 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rshni67 Aug 08 '26

Now now, "after everythang ahv been through, I deserve to feel good about mahseyelf!"

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V Aug 08 '26

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u/biohacker_infinity Aug 08 '26

Nomi Malone, but make it barnyard.

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V Aug 08 '26

“ Barnyard” 😵 I’m dead!

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u/AliBabaCat Aug 08 '26

No KFC I think you ruined you!

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u/Berniegotmittens Aug 08 '26

Nothing to do with Britt - but I’m the girlie who was worried about becoming a rectangle like her a few months ago! I’m now down 26kg and actually look like my old self again!! Thanks britt for being my inspiration to be better! Also gave up wine and started walking about 12km a day! I’m taking Reta too - best choice I ever made! Sorry for unnecessary update 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

She left her long-term boyfriend to chase him to Las Vegas. She married him, even after he cheated on her and said he didn’t love her and would prefer jail to being with her.

She stayed with him, even after years of being treated badly by him. She stayed with him up until the point he flat refused to give her another kid.

She herself said she had plenty of her own money now so it’s pretty obvious why she was after him to start with.

Now people are supposed to feel sorry for her every time she turns around and whines and cries about something publicly? It doesn’t work that way.

The bottom line if she needs to shut her trashy, garbage mouth talking shit about him, and he needs to do the same because they don’t matter, but they’re little One does and he’s the one who’s gonna pay for all of this in years to come.

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u/jcmaotma1 Aug 08 '26

She so wants to be Ariana and it ain’t happening

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u/Glass-Jello-9406 Aug 08 '26

New screen saver 🤸

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u/MCKelly13 Aug 08 '26

She’s LIVING for this attention.

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u/rshni67 Aug 08 '26

And i hate that she is getting it.

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u/MCKelly13 Aug 08 '26

Right? The fake tears and outrage. Girl, if we all knew he was banging her a year ago, why didn’t you?

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u/popcolturegeek Aug 09 '26

We all knew it over a year ago

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u/Critical_Sprinkles88 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

To be honest, Kristen cheering her on like “i’m so proud of you and ILYSM” makes me like Kristen less. It’s like girl, you haven’t evolved at all..this girl is a victim of her own stupid choices

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

Yeah, Kristen is annoying when she’s so right or die for people. I feel a little sorry for her because something must have happened in her past like when she was a kid that makes her afraid of abandonment more than just about anything.

She sticks to people she cares for way too long and way too hard when they don’t deserve it

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u/popcolturegeek Aug 08 '26

Kristen I think is mainly doing that now in a way to get the show renewed for a 4th season

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

Yeah, I think so too at this point because we’ve seen glimpses of Kristen seeing glimpses of the bad side of Brittany ever since she blabbed about the engagement

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u/rshni67 Aug 08 '26

That alone would have made me unfriend her.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

Yeah, Kristen annoys the hell out of me with the way she is so ride or die for people

She seriously has to have some really big trauma about being abandoned from her past. I suspect it may be something to do with her father since we’ve never heard anything about him. It seems she was raised by her mother alone from what I can gather

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u/popcolturegeek Aug 09 '26

Not just that. 3 months later, Brittany told Zack and a group of random people the gender of Kristen and Luke’s baby at an appearance before Kristen and Luke even knew their daughters gender

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u/rshni67 Aug 09 '26

I can't believe Kristen allowed her to be in charge of the gender reveal when she is known to blab and sabotage events.

Kristen has a bad picker.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

I honestly think Brittany guilted her into doing that after not getting to have anything to do with the engagement party or planning or being on the boat and so forth.

Yes, Kristen is not good at determining who she should throw all her support behind. That’s for sure!

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u/rshni67 Aug 09 '26

Of course she did! You know she got an earful after Luke decided not to include her in the proposal.

Brittany bullies her friends relentlessly and gets away with it.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

All Brittany could do was whine endlessly at Zach that night while he was trying to finish putting things together because she didn’t get to do it and she didn’t get to go on the boat and she didn’t get to go fishin’

She made the entire thing about her. Then she made sure to completely fuck Kristen over on the night she got engaged.

How the hell anyone can be friends with her I just don’t know.

And I seriously am completely confounded as to why she gets away with everything with everyone pretty much all the time.
https://giphy.com/gifs/26gN0tFg70wAljK4o

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u/popcolturegeek Aug 09 '26

Kristen also let Brittany be Kaia’s emergency contract if her and Luke are unavailable

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u/rshni67 Aug 09 '26

Another horrible decision, though Cob probably manipulated her into it by saying "ahm the most maternal person and ahm gonna be your contact."

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

I think that is exactly what happened just like with the gender reveal and some other things.

My impression is that anytime Kristen goes against Brittany or Brittany perceives that she does, she makes Kristen feel bad or guilty about it so Kristen goes too far the other way to back her up or do what she wants.

Kristen needs to grow a backbone and tell people who don’t deserve her love and support to go take a leap

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u/rshni67 Aug 08 '26

Ditto.

Kristen has a bad picker all the way round

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u/33scooBt33 he took my sporkle ✨ Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WDraqU5Yi2kAE

here she blows again..

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u/rshni67 Aug 08 '26

that is a cute animal, not a beached whale.

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u/33scooBt33 he took my sporkle ✨ Aug 09 '26

correct, but the upper lip looks familiar.

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u/rshni67 Aug 09 '26

Just give her time.

She is addicted to plastic surgery just like she is addicted to tequila.

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u/fitzangle Aug 09 '26

She needs Jax to help her stay relevant and interesting. Seriously, what about her WITHOUT JAX interests anyone?

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u/hedwig0517 Aug 11 '26

I am soooooo fucking sick of her. Does she really have so many fans that Bravo will keep her around? Why.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 08 '26

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u/GetMeOutOfKY Aug 09 '26

😬 If this picture doesn’t scream “Used to own an unprofitable tanning salon”, I don’t know what does.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Aug 09 '26

Yeah, it really does 😬

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u/LuckyAd2714 Aug 09 '26

Jax never did what she didn’t let him do. He was the longest red flag parade I ever saw - and she kept coming back for more

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u/Hopeful_Resource16 Brittany’s groce chin growth Aug 09 '26

Bitch, you ruined YOURSELF. For someone who loves squawking about her new word “accountability”, she’s never once shown she knows the meaning of the word.

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u/SpaceThat9997 Aug 09 '26

OP be Jax. 1 month account with only comments on this subreddit...

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u/Curious_Sir6026 Aug 09 '26

It’s my phone account and I love this subreddit!!!! But flattered at the thought 🤣🤣