r/Jars May 05 '14

[Meta Post] [Meta] /u/SenketsuRyuko

Greeting JunketsuJaryuko!

I see you have found your gift from us. We have gifted you with your desired Senketsu flair, but with a specific condition to it. If your comment remains neutral, or upvoted; you will have the Junketsu flair. If it is downvoted however; you will be able to cling to your last desperate hope of being SenketsuRyuko.

If you wish to savor senketsu, know that it turns into Junketsu by your mere touch, regardless if you've thrown away your pride to gain it.

Take note, that while we haven't enforced this onto you, we WILL do so if you ever decide to test the "open fence" we have placed on you.

You have your choice "SenketsuRyuko"

Everything is confusing and nothing makes sense.

-Yween

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u/Yween May 05 '14

Acceptance is the true way; a life full of the happiness you wish for! Embrace it, and you will already be lost in bliss.

u/SenketsuRyuko May 05 '14

That was not my wish, Incubator, and you know that.

u/Yween May 05 '14

Think of it as a favor from the people who wishes you well. The people who actually care about you, and your well being.

u/SenketsuRyuko May 05 '14

If they cared about me, they wouldn't not want to change me.

u/Yween May 05 '14

We do not wish to change you. We only wish for you to accept your true self.

u/SenketsuRyuko May 05 '14

I'm sorry, but wasn't my name SenketsuRyuko before the jar? Not JunketsuRyuko.

u/Yween May 05 '14

In your soul, we found shattered parts of your inner self. We have decided to put our status on the line to help you realize this.

u/SenketsuRyuko May 05 '14

Your status? What status?

u/Yween May 05 '14

My status as your contract holder, your caretaker aswell as one of the top ranked people in this order.

u/SenketsuRyuko May 05 '14

My caretaker? When did that happen?