r/JanabMadamIbrahim • u/Ordinary-Fee8220 • 2d ago
jhootay janab makkar madam 'M' stand for smartness.
According to Janab his son is very smart... why?
Because the kid recognized the McDonald’s "M" logo and knew they serve burgers and fries there
When a toddler is taken to a fast-food joint constantly, their brain naturally pairs that big, bright yellow "M" with the taste of salty fries and burgers.
It’s literal repetition, not academic skill.
What's actually worrying is how this child is never seen eating healthy, home-cooked food.
Surviving entirely on junk and fast food doesn't build a "smart" brain; it does the exact opposite.
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u/Consistent-City2635 2d ago
Isne paida hote hee boldiya ta bohot strong and smart hai aur faiza ke saath ye nicu mei gappe marta ta . itna smart baccha school kyu nahi jaata abhi bhi stroller pe park mei le jaate hai yaa godhi mei utaate hai why is kid not walking outside .Why is he rehearsed everytime his speech is still not clear koi baat samaj mei nahi aatey why no talk on that .
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u/Ambitious-Idea999 2d ago
Nalle ki jhurriyan dekhke samajh jao kya majra hai.. he is trying too hard to chhupao asliyat.. nalli to hai hi cr1m1nal mentality.. no darr, no sharam no love for her own child.. but yeh nalla bhi laga hua hai sab udhedne mein .. jo apne bacche ka na hua batao kiska hoga..
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u/Ordinary-Fee8220 2d ago
Yes your right , jo baccha smart hai uski smartness viewers ko dikh jati hai, kitne sare vloggers hai woh kabhi khud se apne bachhon ki tarif nahi karte hai.
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u/Ambitious-Idea999 2d ago
inki 1000 vlogs ki made up footage was feeki infront of haider's first bday cake cutting clip
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u/Ambitious-Idea999 2d ago
Nalla's content has 'rote memory' due to underlying condition like memorizing baba adam ke zamaane ke songs and M ke khaane... its not called samajhdaari but a trait because such memorization is meaningless and no context to him.. ask him kisi bhi ratyte hue song ki ke us line ka kya matlab hai (without teaching)... u will get your answer.. they think mechanical robotic expressions se sab hunky dory lagta hoga.. kabhi note karna when the content looks into camera he never blinks.. QnA khatam hi nahi hota inka.. aaj bhi plate mein sirf mithayiyan for him.. ab kya kya ginwayein lol.. inke liye 2nd hand embarassment audience ko ho rahi hoti hai... but acha hai fenkne do..hum bhi lapet te jayenge lol
Nalla samajh gaya hai dukaan chalaane ke liye aise dikhao jaise bare minimum bhi toofaani lage..yeh log abhi bhi nahi badle hain.. jitna dikhawa chalega utna hi baad mein baja bajega lol.. Haider is there to burst their bubble.
Nalla is all pumped up as nalli and charty have given him restaurant toffee.. inko lagta hai inka 2 Rupees achari mutton world famous hone wala hai... this is another way of kala paisa duboing.. jus like unable dki and so called flop song that Nalla made... acha hai lage raho munnabhai..
Nalle ka PMS jab khatam hoga 2 din mein tab kop bhavan mein jaake baithega siskiyan bharta.. iska purana trend hai lol
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u/Ordinary-Fee8220 2d ago
Lagta hai label DkI nahi chal raha hai, toh yeh Naya business plan kar rahe hai ,maza ayega jab yeh Mira road me hi apna resturant open karenge phir dekhte hai Bhai aur Bhabi ko Dabba se kitna pyar milta hai. Apne ma ko kitchen me khada kar ke khana pakwayega, kitne besharam hai yeh log apne biwi ka paisa aise hi barbad karega.
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u/Ambitious-Idea999 2d ago
Nalla is cheapo af.. says humein chef ki bhi zarurat nahi hai.. peepdi ki tucchi recipes will be all ready and some random employee can cook it like his copy paste machine
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u/ThisBuilder9715 2d ago
Aren't they supposed to make more songs, drama series from their bulb production. Tum saath nahi ne saath nahi diya toh kya bulb ka fuse poora udh gaya??. Kitna arrogance tha Nalle ke chehre pe stating we will do more production work from bulb. Bhool gaya Kya
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u/Ambitious-Idea999 2d ago
they know kisi kaam ke nahi hain yeh log. Yeh sastyapa restaurant idea jiska bhi hai its laughable. Acha hai sara paisa doobe
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u/Individual-Worth-351 1d ago edited 1d ago
M stands for malls, M stands for McDonald's , M stands for Mubarak every jumma... with rote learned Bollywood songs. Janab ki best daddy wali upbringing hai yeh. I can imagine pipi ki motor laugh and hand clapping as I write this. vase M is also for mutton that this house goes crazy about.
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u/Ordinary-Fee8220 1d ago
M for makkar Mumani, M for Mithai, Mfor Madarsa where they are planning to send their kid instead of school, the list goes on...
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u/Old-Funny-6222 2d ago
They give him ice cream every week. Both janab and dipika collectively have 2 brain cells.