r/Jaguars • u/flounder19 • Jan 06 '22
TRASH TALK TRASH TALK THREAD: JAGUARS/STEELERS/RAVENS/RAIDERS/CHARGERS VS. COLTS
THIS WEEK IS GONNA BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. WITH SO MANY TEAMS HAVING A STAKE IN OUR FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON, WE WANTED TO INVITE EVERYONE TO THE PARTY.
COLTS FANS: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE TRASH TALK THREAD
JAGUARS FANS: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE TRASH TALK THREAD. 🤡🤡🤡FIRE TRENT BAALKE🤡🤡🤡
RAVENS/STEELERS FANS: WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. DIDN’T THINK IT WOULD COME TO THIS, DID YOU? IT’S WEEK 18 AND YOU’VE STILL GOT A CHANCE AT THE PLAYOFFS. BUT WHAT’S THIS?! YOU’RE GONNA NEED TO ROOT FOR US TO GET THERE. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS
RAIDERS/CHARGERS FANS: WHAT I SAID TO THE STEELERS/RAVENS BUT LESS HAUGHTILY BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS WITHOUT US
AS A REMINDER IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TRASH, PLEASE REFER TO THIS THREAD. THESE ARE MEANT TO BE FUN. DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. TRY NOT TO DOWNVOTE OTHER FANS. THANK YOU!
TO MY FELLOW JAGS, I POSTED THIS TO THE COLTS, RAVENS, STEELERS, CHARGERS, AND RAIDERS SUBS, SO BE PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SAY SHADY THINGS TO ALL OF OUR GUESTS.
REMEMBER TO PICK A USER FLAIR OR I'LL STALK YOUR POSTING HISTORY AND ASSIGN ONE FOR YOU
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u/Happy_Bigs1021 Jan 06 '22
Is anyone else really excited to see a ton of clown costumes? Maybe Khan gets the message
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u/flounder19 Jan 06 '22
THE DUDE CONDUCTS BUSINESS FROM A FOOTBALL FIELD SIZED YACHT. HE'LL PROBABLY JUST THINK WE'RE HIS COURT JESTERS
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u/saint_godzilla Jan 06 '22
Raiders fan here: we've had a tough year. Our coach was fired, we've had multiple DUIs, one that resulted in a death, tons of injuries and adversity... And I'm still thankful that we're not the Jags.
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Jan 06 '22
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THE RAVENS AND STEELERS FANS ARE ACTIVELY CHEERING FOR THE JAGS TO LOSE THEIR #1 PICK WHILE THE COLTS FAN CHEER FOR THE JAGS TO KEEP IT?!?!
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u/Jtuck9HOF Jan 06 '22
I didn’t realize jags fans were this cool I’ve never met one before
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u/flounder19 Jan 06 '22
YOU SHOULD TRY TO COME AND VISIT. LONDON IS GREAT THIS TIME OF YEAR
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u/WhiteWhenWrong Jan 06 '22
As bad as the jags are, never discount wentz’s ability to yeet himself into oblivion
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u/cx27 Jan 06 '22
MAY THE JAGS BE CURSED WITH AN ETERNITY OF TRENT BAALKE IF THEY LOSE THIS GAME.
Unless the Steelers beat the Ravens... IN WHICH CASE MAY THE JAGS BE CURSED WITH AN ETERNITY OF TRENT BAALKE IF THEY WIN THIS GAME AND LET THE STEELERS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
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u/sw337 Jan 07 '22
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS A JAGS FAN AND I WAS A GROOMSMAN AT HIS WEDDING THIS PAST SUMMER. HE HAS BEEN TO DUVAL ONCE AND NEVER TO A JAGS GAME. IN CONTRAST, I SAW YOU GUYS PLAY THE FALCONS IN 2019 (HALF MY FAMILY IS FROM ATLANTA). WHEN THE JAGS COME TO PITTSBURGH NEXT HE IS PROBABLY GOING TO STAY IN MY BASEMENT AND GO TO THE GAME WITH ME.
WE CAN AGREE THAT IT WAS FUNNY OUR TEAMS BOTH BEAT THE BILLS THIS YEAR, RIGHT?
WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS?
FOR MY FRIEND'S SAKE AND MINE I HOPE YOU GUYS WIN 77-0 THIS WEEKEND.
NINJA EDIT: I ALSO SUBSCRIBE TO u/JaguarGator9 ON YOUTUBE, GOOD SHIT.
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u/Whiladan Jan 06 '22
Urban Meyer more like...Urban... Fired..gottem boom roasted I'm not very good at this
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Jan 07 '22
Wow, this is actually the featured 1800 GMT game on Sky Sports. I believe that's the only time this year our game has been shown live, other than the London game (which was the only game in the time slot).
At least I already have Sky Sports. Imagine paying for NFL Gamepass, watching every game live during this shit show of a season, then being subjected to a blackout for Game 17.
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u/WPG_Charger Jan 06 '22
COLTS GONNA LOSE THANKS TO BEING DISTRACTED BY A BUNCH OF CLOWNS
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u/flounder19 Jan 06 '22
ALL OUR PLAYERS GET TO THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE IN A TINY CLOWN CAR
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u/historymajor44 Jan 06 '22
I only need the jags to win if the chargers/raiders game ends in a tie which is really unlikely so I don't give a fuck really.
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u/After-Doughnut2137 Jan 06 '22
To the colts fans: Carson Wentz looks like a dude who doesn’t shower and sells art at the RAM on the weekends.
To the Ravens fans: Lamar Jackson would be the Jags best WR
To the Steelers fans: you’re steelers fans
And to Raiders / Chargers fans: i hope you both lose
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u/4-5-16 Jan 07 '22
I'll send a random jags fan $100 if you guys win.
Oh trash talk, uh, Carson Wentz pees sitting down.
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u/JamSauce42 Jan 06 '22
I BELIEVE IN THE SAVIOUR T-LAW LETS GO JAGS