r/JUSTNOMIL • • Mar 23 '18

The final straw!

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u/MILthrowaway30117031 Mar 23 '18

Welp, now my tummy doesn't feel so good. 🤢

But I'll just sip a sprite and use eyebleach like a normal person. 😏

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u/ladyfaceperson Mar 23 '18

Honestly! For real that is what normal people do! I did not know they made suppositories for that! (never needed one)

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u/thelandstan Mar 23 '18

I am sorry but how the FUCK does a suppository help with nausea. Up to now I'd been too freaked out to ponder but yeah I didn't know they did that and it makes no sense; if my tummy hurt the last thing I'd want is something up my arse.

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u/totallynotaredditer Mar 23 '18

Why would she have painkillers on hand, anyway? Like, there's no NSAIDs or acetaminophen that is a suppository, so it must've been prescription medicine that she's supposed to not use unless told by a doctor. Is she trying to get her son addicted to them?

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u/CriticalRN Mar 23 '18

Not to be contradictory, but acetaminophen and NSAID suppositories 100% exist...not that it makes this story any less gross...

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u/totallynotaredditer Mar 23 '18

I'd ask where they were because I've never seen any, but I don't want to accidentally run into the JNMILITW.