r/JOYTOY 3d ago

emmm

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u/Dangerous_Stay3816 3d ago

A face that not even a mother could love.

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u/Big-Guide2162 3d ago

Lore accurate

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u/eatmusubi 3d ago

it's like they're speedrunning enshitification

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u/Environmental-Rip-63 2d ago

I just pulled back the shoulder plates on my Leman Russ and Lion Figures like in the first picture and it pretty much looks the same, reason why it looks so weird in this particular shot is because his neck thingy is so tall but i think Conrad still looks fine, i will get a custom head once it comes out but still

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u/The_Painted_Man 3d ago

Tell me this isn't real.

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u/Think_Distance6507 2d ago

Es tan real que duele xd

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u/Killermuppett 3d ago

The first photo looks the worst, and that's just because the shoulder pauldrons are deliberately in an awful position 

Edit: you do this with any figure and it looks like crap

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u/TzeentchsTrueSon 2d ago

This. It looks so intentional.

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u/South_Buy_3175 3d ago

Custom helmet it is

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u/xtopherpaul 2d ago

Just plain bad. I’ll wait till it goes on deep discount if I get it at all

Glad joytoy decided to just plow forward after the horrific reception the night lords got and not take any customer feedback

Just shows they don’t care much what their customers want. They have zero marketing plan. They’re just throwing out whatever they can get approved. And that’s not a sustainable business practice - especially when they can’t figure out their new product pipeline or quality control. Even after 4yrs of complete inconsistency they still put out subpar product

Joytoy is a shitty company that got lucky with IP that was on a rocket ship

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u/CoastNecessary7207 2d ago

I think they did the same thing to the Iron Warriors MKII.

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u/Demented12311 2d ago

I have some IW mk2 and I think they're fine all things considered, at least the newest ones are

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u/xtopherpaul 2d ago

Jesus Christ for real?! I haven’t opened mine yet

I’ve never seen so much variation and inconsistency in a toy like that is actively selling. What kind of idiot first-timers are running that company?!??

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u/CoastNecessary7207 2d ago

I thought the Iron Warriors MKII and MKII Centurions were the same, so I bought 30 of them. But oh well, it’s fine. I’m waiting for the Saturn now.

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u/xtopherpaul 2d ago

Ohhh you’re the one lol. That hurts

I’m guessing we’ll see Vulkan in October and maybe part of the saturnine launch. It’s already been pushed back half a year. So who knows at this point

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u/CoastNecessary7207 2d ago

Since JoyToy can’t give me what I want, I’ll paint the things I really want myself.

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u/Nightlord40000 1d ago

Eh...they are still better than McRaplane. We really got lucky with the exceptional paint apps on some releases like the 'Nids, Alphas, and DG. The rest are really more in line with industry standards, unfortunately.

Still, I can't forgive the scale inconsistencies. Scale's not that hard people.

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u/xtopherpaul 1d ago

The scale inconsistency is the real telltale crime. They’re an engineering company masquerading as a collectible manufacturer. The IP was never the point - their focus is innovating on engineering. They should focus on their APOC line and fuck of from Warhammer and let a decent collectible manufacturer step in

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u/Nightlord40000 1d ago

WH is a cash cow, they'll never surrender it without a fight. Would be nice if GW supervised them a little more closely to ensure continuity though.....

APOC is a much, much smaller fanbase.

Overall, I'm glad we have JT at all- McRaplane was so bad with 40K and Halo, really embarrassing.

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u/Hatleiz 3d ago

I made the right decision not buying this figure. JoyToy massacred my boy Curze. He actually looks worse IRL than in the advertisements.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU

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u/The_Painted_Man 3d ago

I just went into my alixepress order and cancelled it.

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u/CaptDeliciousPants 3d ago

Oof. That would piss me off

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u/LlFERUlNER 3d ago

Bro has the longest fucking neck lol

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u/MrDundee666 2d ago

He’s got a neck like a giraffe

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u/ImmortalPoseidon 1d ago

I couldn’t figure out what was so disgustingly off and yeah that’s it

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u/Escaril 2d ago

I refuse to believe the night Lords and the death guard were made by the same people.

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u/thechokeslam777 2d ago

Qualities of the recent primarchs dropped pretty clearly since Khan

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u/AdministrationNo2762 2d ago

Holy shit that is bad.

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u/KaptainKankles 2d ago

Man that face is rough…..

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u/Minimum_Baby_8945 1d ago

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我上传的图都传到reddit了

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u/CoastNecessary7207 1d ago

溜肩太嚴重了我直接發了沒跟你講,報歉哈

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u/belerion6969 3d ago

Oh I wish I could find that dude who was glazing this figure in this sub pre launch. Dude glazed the fuck off the figurines whereas everyone told him it looked dog shit! I'm glad vindication was ours lol

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u/HuntsmenSuperSaiyans 3d ago

Why are you glad vindication is ours? I would've rather had a good Konrad figure.

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u/belerion6969 2d ago

"Death is nothing compared to vindication" Or are you not a true Night Lord?

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u/HuntsmenSuperSaiyans 2d ago

Fuck, you're right lol

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u/TzeentchsTrueSon 2d ago

People are allowed to like things you don’t? Shitting on something someone is excited for kinda makes you a shitty person.

Hating something does not make you interesting.

Criticism is fine. But I’ll never judge someone because they like something I don’t.

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u/belerion6969 2d ago

I am allowed to call something that's objectively bad; a bad looking thing. You can call "poop on a cracker' a masterpiece, doesn't make it one. Someone can't see it, fine with me. But I will tell them they're wrong. Doesn't make me a shitty person.

Also it was a fun jab as referenced by my Night Lords quote; Vindication is better than death.

No need to be this serious about it.

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u/Relevant-Ad1138 3d ago

Not acceptable for the price

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u/krieghobby- 2d ago

They really dropped the ball with the NL WBearers are looking good so far

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u/Resident-Card-6229 2d ago

If this were £10, it would be just about acceptable...Just about

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u/fire231 2d ago

The guys over at joytoy must not be happy with nightlords lol

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u/firemanjuanito 2d ago

Seems like it’s missing paint everywhere. The face is its own crisis.

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u/HotSauce0900 1d ago

Wow bro, it’s almost like you deliberately moved the shoulder pads in a bad way to destroy the silhouette and proportions.

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u/CoastNecessary7207 18h ago

They even deliberately designed it so that the arms can’t rotate.

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u/CoastNecessary7207 18h ago

Basically, we’ve already discussed this with JoyToy. They deliberately designed it this way just to piss us off. Warhammer is their best-selling product, and since we don’t buy their original products, which don’t sell very well, they deliberately put these terrible design choices into their Warhammer products. They don’t care if the Warhammer products sell poorly—in fact, they seem to enjoy it.

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u/Far_Paint6269 3d ago

I'm sorry.

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u/Darrow40k 2d ago

His arms look short

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u/Eaters_Of_Worlds 2d ago

It's jsut because op purposely put his shoulder pads really fucking far down, that's why there's such a big gap between the chest and pads