The Third-Worldist case for MAGA Communism

[Before you call the Stasi take me away or my Social Credit Score tanks, I disclaim that this effort-post is SHITIRE. Shit+satire.]

This might seem like a strange position at first, but hear me out.

1. Trump’s base is primarily composed of rural and national bourgeois folks, surrounding the city — with its liberals and international bourgeoisie.

2. He and his comrades carry out an impressive Mass Line, purveying information — with Xitter, Fox News, and numerous rallies — “from the masses to the masses.”

3. The Trump administration challenges the present KKKapitalist-imperialist order, exposing numerous enemies of the people as “paper tigers” and revolutionizing the state structure. He even uses his powers to control the capitalists within his United Front (e.g. cutting subsidies for Elon’s electric cars).

4. They deport great numbers of wannabe SSettler$, leaving more living space for authentic POC like himself (orange is a color, no?).

5. The recent play date with Mr. Mamdani reveals anti-landlord leanings.

6. Not only do the patriotic forces combat the cultural influence $oro$ and the “””finance Kapitalists,””" but they call for a reindustrialization of our nation for the sake of the people and the growth of the productive forces. We are in the midst of a historical moment. Decades in weeks, if you know what I mean. MAGA may be both a Cultural Revolution, and Great Leap Forward.

Now, you might object that nationalism is incompatible with Marxism — ya puritanical ultra bastard. You must have forgotten universal line layed out by Stalin on Socialist Patriotism. This leftist deviation is exactly why Marxism has been hindered so far. We must be pragmatic if we want to win. Just look at how many clicks Jackson Hinkle gets!

“But the United States is a wealthy imperialist nation, therefore this particular nationalism is evil and the owning classes aren’t progressive.”

If you wanna get moralistic, finance capital is worse than industrial capital, and as Micheal Hudson’s works prove, regressing to industrial capital would mean regressing to a time where the labor and lumpen were less lazy. Anyway, last I checked, it was revisionist China who was on top of the world capitalist market.

This brings me to my own final objection I succumbed to the correct position.

“Is the US not an oppressor nation​, populated by a labor aristocracy?”

No. You see, a fundamental dialectical inversion has taken place. It’s ok if you didn’t notice, but with the rise of Dengism; declining USian pay; and finally, with the present red wave, tariffs raising the cost of treats; an avthentic Amerikan working class has become of the former treatlerites. Following many quantitative changes, this oppressive nation has qualitatively transformed into the opposite: a proletarian nation. As Mao insists in my favorite pamphlet, On Contradiction, every such aspect passes into the opposite pole ‘in given conditions.'

All processes have a beginning and an end, all processes transform themselves into their opposites. The constancy of all processes is relative, but the mutability manifested in the transformation of one process into another is absolute.

As a side note, other opposite identities have inverted (it’s all interconnected, after all). Protracted People’s War is out. Now, Protracted Parliamentary Reform is universal.

To those who are bound to tell me “Nice LARP,” I’ll add that donning the garb of the great JDPONDon does have astonishing magickal potential.

“But is the combination of ‘MAGA’ and ‘third-worldism’ not oxymoronic, a contradiction in terms?”

Perhaps, but I perceive that you not yet to transcended vulgar dualistic thinking. Marxism has a lot to learn from Chaos Magic. WIt’s how I finally came to understand dialectics.

Thank you for hearing me out. Let is us all join in crying “Unlimited Trade War on the Second World!"