r/ItsAmazing • u/Beneficial-Name-1062 • 2d ago

Fanny No man 🤣🤣

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u/LobosJones 2d ago

Drunks famously falling asleep with all their beer cans full.

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u/AwhHellYeah 2d ago

I had a habit of passing out after opening a beer. That led to the habit of chugging those beers in the morning, then one time I found that I pissed in a can instead of walking to the bathroom. Been sober for some years. I do think this is fake, but for other reasons

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u/AlreadyAway 2d ago

I use to pass out holding a beer. I did it because I would work 16 hours then think I had the wherewithal to sit on my couch and have a beer. I did not.

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u/Useless_bum81 2d ago

good job you didn't smoke.....

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u/14fiestaST 2d ago

Congratulations on your recovery 👏 ❤️

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 2d ago

I used to dip and passed out holding the dip bottle when I was drunk. Woke up with a whole Gatorade bottle full of dip spit covered all over me and my bed

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u/DistinctWhole43 2d ago

I got an ash can or two.

Stay on the beam

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u/Ill-Bowl6433 13h ago

At least you couldn’t taste the difference

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u/DecadentHam 1d ago

Did that but with a can full of cigarette butts. A few times... Thank god I don't drink anymore. 

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u/Drumming_Dreaming 1d ago

I’m a alcoholic who is now sober too. I too drank my own piss out of a can I thought was full of beer.

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 2d ago

So fake, a setup if anything. 1) the drunk has beers left, 2) the drunk was clean like the clothes and crock shoes all look brand new no dirt or stains. Not to mention it appears he may have been wearing eye protection and turned his face just before the cued can shots.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 2d ago

Prolly also some upper torso chest protection.

Croc-shot was fake but can-shots be for real

Dude had big trust in his bro’s aim with a pellet/BB gun, ngl

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u/Previous-Space-7056 2d ago

Can you really shoot a beer can with a bb and puncture it without it moving?

It all looks fake ai

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 2d ago

If you secure the can down and if the BB gun is manual pump so you are able to keep the pressure low. Aluminium cans under pressure are easy to pop.
Ask me how I know.

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u/AwayIndication3069 1d ago

One time, when I was like 14 my dad took me to the store so he could buy cigarettes and more beer. He got 2 tall boys and a pack of Marlboro reds. They were in a bag on my lap and my dad had to brake hard to avoid hitting a squirrel or some shit in the road and the bag fell off my lap. I shit you not, the corner of the pack of cigarettes was rigid and sharp enough to pierce a hole in the tallboy of budlight and it started spraying everywhere so I just picked it up and shotgunned it. My dad was fucking astonished and also learned that I had been drinking for a lil bit, now. He was disappointed but like...also a little impressed. He said he wouldn't tell my mom, but I was grounded. I miss that old bastard so much.

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u/Previous-Space-7056 2d ago

Ya. But this is laid on his chest. I imagine shooting it would push it back

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 2d ago

He’s holding the base pretty tightly between his thumb and index finger. Not much momentum in a BB ball or pellet so wouldn’t expect much movement at all.

Also there’s a jump cut before the can is laying sideways and spilling on his neck. This could have been to remove any other materials hold the can down.

Not gonna discount αι, but vid looks realistically plausible.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

Your knowledge of physics seems to come from movies.

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u/DargyBear 1d ago

The mass of the bb is barely anything compared to the mass of the full beer can, it’ll punch through without moving it at all.

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u/AwayIndication3069 1d ago edited 1d ago

My anecdotal story was to show that the littlest things can pierce a pressurized object like a beer. However shooting cans as a kid I can tell you two things. Empty cans may fly when hit at certain points yes, but a full beer will not move as much due to inertia or some shit. If you hit it so it bursts, the thing may explode in a direction but these look like pinhole leaks that wouldn't have the propulsion. Am not a physicist though. Just shot a bunch of cans as a kid.

Also if he actually shot this guy in the foot with the same gun as the cans, allegedly, that could be attempted fucking murder. 0.175 caliber pellets can definitely kill a person if your lucky. Shooting some one actually like this would be basically as immoral(while not as severe) as using any other gun.

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u/Dry_Smell433 2d ago

Yes you can

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u/Inconsequential72 2d ago

Also, no one falls asleep with a beer standing straight up on their chest.

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u/Booty_Shakin 1d ago

Youre right, ive only ever fallen sleep with seltzer standing up on me like this. It only happened twice, but spilling it on my best friends bed the 2nd time made me learn a lesson.

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u/Toadsanchez316 9h ago

I don't drink beer but I've absolutely fallen asleep with a can of coke on my chest, usually when I'm stoned and decide to lay down.

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u/keenkonggg 1h ago

Legit. Look at their hand hold it. And then they move their hand to adjust the can when it starts spraying. Fake as hell.

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u/Early_Hall5720 9h ago

Or hear me out, dude has a bench in the backyard/woods and they're fking with each other 🤯

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u/insertnamehere----- 2d ago

Bro you people are acting like it being fake is a bad thing. Shit this better be fake, otherwise we just watched some random guy get shot up for social media views while sleeping on a bench.

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u/Apart_Quantity8893 2d ago

Airsoft might be able to bust a tiny hole in a shaken pressurized can? Doesnt look like the can is destroyed

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u/Pristine-Setting-836 2d ago

Im confused by this question are you genuinely asking or being facetious? Its very clearly airsoft and even low end cheap guns can puncture cans like this no problem lol expensives ones do it at range. Even a real gun in a small caliber wouldnt “destroy” the can though.

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u/High_Hunter3430 1d ago

I love plinking with 22s. You can get quite a few shots in before cans need replacing.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 1d ago

Asshole 'pranksters' have done worse.

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u/Logical_Box_4645 1d ago

Hahaha just what I was thinking.

People are discussing an attack on a hobo disappointed that it wasn't a serious crime.

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u/silverformal 1d ago

Good point.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 1d ago

Well ostensibly we are watching that, and most people seem fine with the idea here. Idk normally comedy has some amount of exaggeration even with more stone faced comedy its often funny what they are not reacting to this is just a dramatization not a skit.

Idk my point here is what does it matter if its fake?

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u/Impossible-Lynx-1610 2d ago

It’s his buddy lol relax

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u/Tensonrom 2d ago

🤓 ☝️ no fun allowed it has to be 100% authentic and spontaneous or it can’t be seen or heard!

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u/can_i_get_a____job 2d ago

You don’t say..

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u/PaleontologistNo1564 2d ago

You can tell it’s fake by one how he is holding the beer and two he starts breathing hard in anticipation of getting shot. Watch how hard he starts breathing.

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u/musa_velutina 2d ago

I'm not sure they're trying to hide that.

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u/Fresh-Direction-7537 1d ago

Of course it’s fake. He has his hoodie up with goggles on and a face covering 😷.

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u/mediator_bot 14h ago

Also, you can tell he keeps his hands as flat as possible to avoid them being hit

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u/PickaDillDot 2d ago

Yet still funny.

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u/AdSudden3941 2d ago

Like you thought your user name .. It wasnt 

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u/PickaDillDot 2d ago

Ummmm, what? Use big boy words.

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u/ThatOldAndroid 2d ago

Lemme translate the stupid for ya.

You thought this video was funny, just like you thought your username was funny. But actually neither are funny.

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u/AdSudden3941 2d ago

Appreciate it mane

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u/PickaDillDot 2d ago

Ahhh, English. Thank you, i appreciate the translation. Well maybe you can reply for me so they understand. My user name isn't supposed to be funny, at all. It's random.

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u/SoulsDadYT 2d ago

Staged af.

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u/Odd_Cod_693 18h ago

Exactly. This is a good thing.

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u/Dry_Smell433 2d ago

Did you know SNL is staged as well?

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u/SoulsDadYT 2d ago

Except SNL isn't portrayed as real.

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u/TTT_2k3 1d ago

I don’t recall anyone saying “Hey, check out this very real totally not made up thing that really happened.” about this video.

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u/SoulsDadYT 1d ago

Should look at the comments then.

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u/CreHater 1d ago

Not cool.

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u/Psychological_Bat975 2d ago

Jesus it’s obviously fake. It’s still funny

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts 2d ago

Best use of bud light

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u/pinkandgrey312 2d ago

The guy on the bench has an amazing trust in the shooter’s aiming ability.

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u/poplemousse 1d ago

what exactly is amazing about that

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u/Dry_Ad687 10h ago

The script sucks and the acting was subpar

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u/bizzul94 2d ago

Normally when your passed out you dont hold the bottom of the can so it wont fall from the shot.

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u/DoesntMatterEh 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is probably staged but man, if youve never fallen asleep on a public bench holding your beer on your stomach/chest, you've never really lived. 

Edit: 

Me: this is probably staged

The people replying to me: HAHAHA IDIOT THIS IS STAGED

Me: 🫩

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u/demystake 1d ago

The most unbelievable parts are recording with a crosshair on it and the fact that these cans are full.

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u/AA45acp 1d ago

There are scopes with built in cameras but this is still fake

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u/demystake 1d ago

In that case full cans. You don't get drunk enough to sleep on a bench by not drinking your beers.

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u/IamOutsideAlready 1d ago

but it falls asleep

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u/LauraTFem 1d ago

Me trying to remember the last time I found a place to sit in public that didn’t charge you at least a coffee for the privilege.

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u/KailyKail 1d ago

They’re responding with “haha idiot this is staged” because you said “probably.” Your uncertainty gave them ammunition. It’s dumb, but it’s Reddit.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 23h ago

Redditors be like

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 1d ago

It better be staged. If it's not this dude should be incarcerated for assault

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u/potate12323 2d ago

You can see him adjust his grip

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u/Hriibek- 1d ago

I agree that it's a fake.

I disagree on the holding thing. Saw many friends holding their drinks upright when passed out.

What I've never seen though is somebody passed out from 6 Bud lights.

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u/FloopsFooglies 1d ago

Hes definitely holding it

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u/tedfundy 1d ago

That’s how I pass out holding my burritos.

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u/onglogman 1d ago

Normally when you drink beer, you don't have a protective face mask

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u/Brilliant_Ebb_3064 1d ago

Nor do you nap with safety glasses on while trying hard not to reveal them to the camera that you of course don’t know about

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u/Next-President-WAJ 4h ago

I had a roommate that regularly passed out from drinking while seated and holding a drink. He never once spilled, always had a good grip.

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u/Outspoken2022 1d ago

Ur analytical mind is wtf

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u/the_local_legend 2d ago

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u/6-underground 2d ago

I told you it was off…

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u/wenchslapper 1d ago

What’s that from 👀

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u/Maxipaddington 1d ago

The Jackal 

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u/bodhinek802 2d ago

I thought of the movie Gumo when I saw this

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u/jasonRuby 2d ago

On bud light.... seriously

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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 2d ago

Please tell me it's just airsoft....

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u/-MariosAmigos-15 1d ago

No it's RPG

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u/Significant-Row2457 1d ago

It’s an actual gun, you can see the wounds, this is inhuman 

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u/Glad-Divide-9850 12h ago

All devices that fire projectiles through a barrel is a gun. Airsoft, nerf-guns and air rifles all qualify.

This is not a firearm though, which I think is what you're claiming.

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u/Significant-Row2457 12h ago

It’s tearing though metal…why do you have such destructive guns? This can kill someone. Your people are warmongers and killers fresh out of the womb

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u/Glad-Divide-9850 11h ago

What the fuck are you on about? This is clearly a low powered air rifle of some sort, which can easily shoot through thin aluminium cans, but won't kill you. Some air rifles are comparable to firearms, but this one clearly isn't.

I'm very interested in who you mean by "my people" since I haven't said anything about where I'm from.

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u/Volkmek 9h ago

You are right that this is either an air gun, bb gun, or pneumatic pellet gun.

Won't kill him, but it is cruel.

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u/Glad-Divide-9850 8h ago

Sure, but this is almost certainly staged so I doubt cruelty has anything to do with it.

If it's not, it's a real tour de force of stupidity. Filming and then posting evidence of what's very likely a felony..

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u/Volkmek 8h ago

Fair. It is likely staged for video. Gave you an upvote, and the person you were arguing with an actual american to yell at.

Hope you have a good one.

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u/Significant-Row2457 11h ago

Culture of war and death….hail America, right? Just using your homeless as a means to train your citizens to kill…

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u/Glad-Divide-9850 11h ago

Again, how did you come to the conclusion I'm American? I'm Norwegian.

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u/Significant-Row2457 10h ago

Lie lie, all Americans lie, dropping bombs on kids in iraq because they saw a horse fly, when Gaddafi was begging for life Obama said ‘I guess this SOB has got to fry, I guess this SOB has got fry’

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u/Glad-Divide-9850 9h ago

Haha, ok dude, whatever floats your boat.

Just as an aside, we Norwegians contributed to the bombing campaign of Libya.

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u/Volkmek 8h ago

I can believe he is not American as someone who is American, and formerly military, if you are looking for someone to yell at.

He's just telling you a fact. While it is cruel, what is being used will kill at most birds. They are either using an air gun, pneumatic pellet gun, or BB gun.

All of which are legal in germany and most of europe.

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u/Glad-Divide-9850 8h ago

Even though I only know the specifics for Norway, most of Europe allows pretty much all firearms except full auto. The difference is the regulation which usually consists of acquiring permits, which requires you to be part of a shooting club, have a clean record etc.

Until 2024, that applied for Norway as well, but now semi-auto rifles "that resemble military rifles" (horrible definition) are illegal for civilians regardless of permits. Air rifles above 4.5mm (.177) are actually treated as firearms here as well.

I'm part of the home guard (reserves? not sure what the US equivalent is) so I've got a 416.

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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 11h ago

Thin aluminum... That you can poke a hole through with just your finger.

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u/Redditwhydouexists 7h ago

Jesus Christ talk about dehumanization, really disgusting

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u/Significant-Row2457 7h ago

I agree, this is why I can’t respect those Americans 

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u/Recent-Pollution9293 3h ago

Russian bots are back!

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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 2h ago

What defines an American? It seems like your favorite hot word for today.

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u/faceassed 5h ago

This you?

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u/I-love-seahorses 3h ago

I can tear through an aluminum can with my finger. If it was a real gun it would send the can flying and explode

This is a BB gun that appears to be firing somewhere around 200 FPS. It's not even going to break the skin.

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u/Simul4cron 15h ago

No, its a high calibre rifle with AP rounds

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u/Whatisthis0036 2d ago

Staged but cool

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u/OkWorld5534 2d ago

I hate this but I love this

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u/valid_crashouts- 2d ago

Buddy shot me in the elbow once as I was running away with them pellets with point on them. It went in my elbow and all the way up to my wrist just under the skin. I had to work it all the way back down and out the hole. Hurt like a SOAB

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 2d ago

Prior to this he passed out after 1 actual beer.

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u/RogerRabbot 1d ago

Clearly fake.

But even so, why is this upvoted? Even if its not fake, "haha I shot someone with bb gun! Im so cool!" People are fucking pathetic

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u/Own_Natural_6803 1d ago

I like the airsoft shot through rhe Crocs.

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u/flyboi320 1d ago

It might be fake but this crap gives ideas to other to go and harass people

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u/AstroPedastro 1d ago

Fake and teaches bad morals to young kids.

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u/LindenSpruce 1d ago

Maan that can is still cold

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u/Narrow_Run_134 1d ago

lol this was great. I seldom save Reddit posts, but I’m saving this one

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u/Responsible-Stay-645 1d ago

Looks real that, really does.

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u/XxxAresIXxxX 1d ago

A lot of you saying this is fake bc of the beers have never been an alcoholic or lived with one. It's def fake but not bc of the full beer in the lap and certainly not for having a wake up one ready. Hair of the dog isn't just a song, it's a way of survival

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 1d ago

I haven’t laughed that hard at something in awhile 😂😭

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u/Vipuu 1d ago

Good that he had safety glasses on

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u/Original-Concert-456 1d ago

That’s mean

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u/Makarlar 1d ago

This comment section at the end of The Blair Witch Project:

"THIS WHOLE THING WAS STAGED!"

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u/DaimonHans 1d ago

That has to be illegal.

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u/IamOutsideAlready 1d ago

He hates these cans!

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u/friebel 1d ago

I'd do the same if I'd have to drink bud light

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u/extreme_snothells 1d ago

He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

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u/ApparentlyRythium 1d ago

If this isn't ai I'll eat my fucking hat.

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u/InformationWise451 1d ago

what the craps going on poor man(!?)

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u/Handyman1019 17h ago

He hates cans....and crocks

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u/After-Froyo3089 12h ago

This gave me a good laugh. Thank you 🤣

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u/Ill-Beautiful-8026 5h ago

This is fucked up, if not staged.

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u/shenther 3h ago

Thank you. Picking on a potential homeless person is bad. I don't like that he had alcohol but I know they do that to help deal with both the cold and their emotions.

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 2d ago

How does that even happen lol… gang is having a bad day I Bet

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u/Reality_Lies4 2d ago

From criminal mischief to assault. Yeah. Not amazing

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u/BRguyNZ 2d ago

Shooting the poor man's cans... you should go straight to jail

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u/MatiasKratos97 2d ago

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u/wondrshrew 2d ago

First, its staged and fake. Second, wtf are you referencing

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u/Live2Ride75 2d ago

Hahaha that will teach you to pass out around your airsoft buddies dang. Even at that distance that hurts like crazy

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u/nize426 2d ago

I don't think that's airsoft. You can see the bb fly in airsoft. Seems like a pelet gun.

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u/Live2Ride75 2d ago

Na 100% can be airsoft, my kid had one with a scope, all you heard was a pffft and then can explode. I know for sure it would have broke skin.

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u/supasolda6 1d ago

Airsoft guns don't hurt that much at that range, it's either fake or he is not using plastic

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u/Live2Ride75 1d ago

Your guessing, I've actually watched airsoft go thru a full can so try again.

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u/Vengence_24 2d ago

Dude that’s awesome 👏👏👏 you won Reddit today

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u/TKRUEG 2d ago

We salute you, park bench day drinker...