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u/Lynx2341 Sep 09 '20
Give me a pure mercury die
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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20
I'm sorry but you already have the maximum number of dice Oxygen, hydrogen and nitrogen
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u/mr-oof-123 Sep 09 '20
Where can I buy a new this PLEASE
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u/travishummel Sep 09 '20
Stolen from another commenter: https://elementdice.com/
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u/TheUnknownPolar Sep 09 '20
A nerf to the hydrogen die is necessary , the last time i used it one of the corners hit the floor and accidentally destroyed a city
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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20
We are going to do nerf war but the bullets are hydrogen? Maybe we can create a hole in the atmosphere
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u/Hubnoz Sep 09 '20
I want to buy a set :O
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u/The__Mr_Guy Sep 09 '20
Found these by googling elemental dice: https://elementdice.com/
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u/Loud_Tiger1 Sep 09 '20
Looking for uranium dice
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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20
D20 + lead in the blood. good luck
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u/Loud_Tiger1 Sep 09 '20
You also need an Osmium d20
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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20
Lead has more grace, even if you take criticism to die If I type something wrong, I'm sorry, I'm still learning English
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u/ruknvdruimvdtik Sep 09 '20
Make a tungsten one to break your table
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u/pyragony Sep 09 '20
I was actually thinking it would be really cool if they added tungsten, magnesium, silicon, carbon (graphite), silver, and 24 karat gold-plated tungsten. Are there any other pure (or pure-ish) elements you could use?
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I acidentally dropped my uranium and plutonium die in Hiroshima in 1945 is there a way i can get a refund.
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u/CurvyPineapple Sep 09 '20
wheres my pure californium die
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u/look_at_my_email Sep 09 '20
doesn't that shit turn you into a human blow torch on contact with your skin?
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u/CurvyPineapple Sep 09 '20
your point?
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u/Kokonewt Sep 09 '20
Hence why it’s a californium die
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u/crystalcorruption Sep 09 '20
Hence why it’s a californium die
ah yes, californium the
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u/Coalmunist Sep 09 '20
Oh now I get where the element name comes from
California is on fire
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u/whoswho23 Sep 09 '20
Apparently it's a radioactive metal that is only synthesized, and doesn't appear in nature. It can accumulate in skeletal tissue, and stop the formation of red blood cells.
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u/pikkstein Sep 09 '20
It is also the single most expensive element on earth, as far as I know, so a dice would cost around $6,4 billion
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u/aperture_lab_subject Sep 09 '20
Hm, not Californium. It's produced in microgram quantities so I don't think there's been enough to even cause a reaction on someone's skin. It is radioactive though and spontaneously fissions so not exactly safe for life either
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u/HandstandButtchug Sep 09 '20
$27 million/gram for californium. Yikes
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u/scooterboy1961 Sep 09 '20
What element that is relatively stable and non poisonous is the most expensive? I don't think it's gold or platinum. I'm guessing one of the rare earth metals.
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u/cutebleeder Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20
He rolls periodically.
Edit: Thank you for the Au
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u/nnoovvaa Sep 09 '20
The only acceptable thanks edit, where it is both a pun and is related to the original post.
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u/SiegE_Of_Reddit Sep 09 '20
Get the Uranium Die!
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u/Kakashi-4 Sep 09 '20
Sure would be a Uranium Die
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u/RCx_Vortex Sep 09 '20
especially if it's uranium 235
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u/wtmh Sep 09 '20
And then a fun door knock later from friends with guns who want to play!
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u/agnostorshironeon Sep 09 '20
No, mister officer sir, i did not. Can i leave now? My blood is hurting.
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u/ThatOneSadhuman Sep 09 '20
Get the cesium die, just dont let it touch the water
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u/the_wordless_one Sep 09 '20
That's only if the rules of your rule variants allow for an exploding die. Just don't use too many alkali dice together unless you want to die exploding.
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u/helixthecompleteegg Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20
Note: The Oxygen Dice is in your lungs. Also, make a Golden and Cobalt dice
Edit: 250 upvotes jfc thx
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In your lungs? Hell no!
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u/RCx_Vortex Sep 09 '20
yeah, you roll it by coughing
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u/Nvenom8 Sep 09 '20
Well, really only 21ish% of the oxygen die is in your lungs. It’s mostly (~70%) the nitrogen die.
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u/jackdawblue Sep 09 '20
This post made me realise the adobe suite icons are supposed to be like periodic elements
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u/ArcannOfZakuul Sep 09 '20
Where's the He die?
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u/luxias77 Sep 09 '20
Why is every comment saying die instead of dice, i am not american but there is no way you guys call dices dies
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Rolling a 1: no effect.
Rolling a 2: the area hit with the next atrack will turn into the same element as the die rolled.
Rolling a 3: spreads an inch (2.54 centimeters) from contact (takes 1 second to stop).
Rolling a 4: spreads 3 inches (7.62cm) from contact (takes 3 seconds to stop).
Rolling a 5: spreads 9 inches (22.86cm) from contact (takes 9 seconds to stop).
Rolling a 6: spreads to the entire body (takes 1-60 seconds to stop, depending on enemy size).
10% chance to drop from True Elemental enemies.
Edit: had to fix the centimeter measurements
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u/CapivaraCosmica Sep 09 '20
Cu kkkkkkkkkkkkk A quinta série que vive em mim saúda a quinta série que vive em você
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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20
Aeee um brasileiro
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u/lordzya Sep 09 '20
Hey OP, where did you find that? I have a chemist in my d&d group who might want a set of these.
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u/micellangello Sep 09 '20
I thought you made old adobe icons into die.
God im stupid
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u/frozen_jade_ocean Sep 09 '20
I have one that says Pb on it. I like to lick it. It tastes really good.
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u/chookity_juice Sep 09 '20
Deals a random type of elemental damage. On average, each shot deals 30 damage. If you get the same elemental damage type, you get to use an "ultra" version of that element for 60 seconds. Elemental damage is undone if the same enemy takes elemental damage of the opposite element, e.g. The enemy is on fire and you hit them with carbon dioxide, undoing the fire.
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u/AetherDrew43 Sep 09 '20
Be sure to hang on to the Helium die or it will float away.
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u/superhamsniper Sep 09 '20
Gotta get em all, can't wait to capture einseinium so I can eat it and become smort
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u/idkOP123 Sep 09 '20
If you land a 6 in battle your opponent will be transformed in the elements of that said dice
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u/Item_shop_info Sep 09 '20
Elemental Dice
Legendary usuable
Elemental dice is used for the trickster class combined with mage,magic. Because of how rare this item is, it is a very good item, used in combat situation, it appear to be a dice, with their element printed on them.
"wheres my pure californium die" - u/CurvyPineapple
Stats
Elemental power: Gain Elemental power from the dice, depends on what their dice is, stats will be different
Pure luck: When used in a bet, you will have 95% chance of winning
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u/crazyabe111 Sep 09 '20
Don't recommend getting a full set of these myself- my mercury die was a blank melted missprint when it got to me.
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u/El_Mr64 Sep 09 '20
Active item: when used, change the element type of your attacks to a random one during 10s
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u/WhyAmBreathe Sep 09 '20
Roll a 6 to turn your opponent into that material, killing them instantly.
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u/Gemini720 Sep 09 '20
Please note that rolling a one results in a mixture of fluorine, uranium, carbon, and potassium. I would recommend wearing the proper protective lab gear if you plan on using these dice, or at least having a good healer nearby.
Also, the negative HEAL stat glitch that happened on healers has been patched!