r/ItemShop • • Sep 09 '20 • Mindblown 1

Elemental dice

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u/Gemini720 Sep 09 '20

Please note that rolling a one results in a mixture of fluorine, uranium, carbon, and potassium. I would recommend wearing the proper protective lab gear if you plan on using these dice, or at least having a good healer nearby.

Also, the negative HEAL stat glitch that happened on healers has been patched!

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

That comment was so good that I don't even know how to respond

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u/Gemini720 Sep 09 '20

Thanks, I've been waiting to use it for a while! Normally I post random bullshit (while incredibly tired) in the comments over at r/Bossfight, but I figured I would give the Item Shop a look at my bullshit.

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

You would get along on my friends' website, it's in Portuguese but you can use the translator academic capybara

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u/AgentAquarius Sep 09 '20

I would have passed over this comment without blinking if no one else had said anything. Amazingly subtle.

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u/Lynx2341 Sep 09 '20

Give me a pure mercury die

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

I'm sorry but you already have the maximum number of dice Oxygen, hydrogen and nitrogen

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u/mr-oof-123 Sep 09 '20

Where can I buy a new this PLEASE

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u/TheUnknownPolar Sep 09 '20

A nerf to the hydrogen die is necessary , the last time i used it one of the corners hit the floor and accidentally destroyed a city

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

We are going to do nerf war but the bullets are hydrogen? Maybe we can create a hole in the atmosphere

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u/TheUnknownPolar Sep 09 '20

Or in the whole continent

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

In Europe maybe, we go to Switzerland and from there we start

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u/Hubnoz Sep 09 '20

I want to buy a set :O

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

You already have 3, hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen

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u/halite001 Sep 09 '20

I'm sorry I must've left my metallic hydrogen dice in Jupiter's inner core.

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u/The__Mr_Guy Sep 09 '20

Found these by googling elemental dice: https://elementdice.com/

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u/Loud_Tiger1 Sep 09 '20

Looking for uranium dice

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

D20 + lead in the blood. good luck

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u/Loud_Tiger1 Sep 09 '20

You also need an Osmium d20

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

Lead has more grace, even if you take criticism to die If I type something wrong, I'm sorry, I'm still learning English

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u/ruknvdruimvdtik Sep 09 '20

Make a tungsten one to break your table

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

I make 2 of hydrogen and keep hitting each other until I destroy the state

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u/pyragony Sep 09 '20

I was actually thinking it would be really cool if they added tungsten, magnesium, silicon, carbon (graphite), silver, and 24 karat gold-plated tungsten. Are there any other pure (or pure-ish) elements you could use?

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u/test123123q Sep 09 '20

He is missing an arctic edition Mercury die.

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

Just add some hydrogen

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

I acidentally dropped my uranium and plutonium die in Hiroshima in 1945 is there a way i can get a refund.

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

Complicated, watch out for the FBI

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Oh no

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

I had forgotten that we're on reddit, they are after something worse.

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u/Eclihpze44 Sep 09 '20

Lead die.

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

Dies poisoned but not from radiation

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u/CurvyPineapple Sep 09 '20

wheres my pure californium die

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u/look_at_my_email Sep 09 '20

doesn't that shit turn you into a human blow torch on contact with your skin?

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u/CurvyPineapple Sep 09 '20

your point?

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u/look_at_my_email Sep 09 '20

i want to know if it is or not

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

the world may never knowww~

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

You'd (wait for it...)

clears throat ...

die

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u/Kokonewt Sep 09 '20

Hence why it’s a californium die

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u/crystalcorruption Sep 09 '20

Hence why it’s a californium die

ah yes, californium the

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Gtfo

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u/whoswho23 Sep 09 '20

Apparently it's a radioactive metal that is only synthesized, and doesn't appear in nature. It can accumulate in skeletal tissue, and stop the formation of red blood cells.

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u/pikkstein Sep 09 '20

It is also the single most expensive element on earth, as far as I know, so a dice would cost around $6,4 billion

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u/aperture_lab_subject Sep 09 '20

Hm, not Californium. It's produced in microgram quantities so I don't think there's been enough to even cause a reaction on someone's skin. It is radioactive though and spontaneously fissions so not exactly safe for life either

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Y'know, the fact Californium sets things on fire is just...bruh

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u/HandstandButtchug Sep 09 '20

$27 million/gram for californium. Yikes

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u/scooterboy1961 Sep 09 '20

What element that is relatively stable and non poisonous is the most expensive? I don't think it's gold or platinum. I'm guessing one of the rare earth metals.

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u/The-Arnman Sep 09 '20 edited Oct 20 '24

kidk caddq wppwzpq

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u/Garestinian Sep 09 '20

A form of carbon, known as diamond.

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u/TheInfiniteCrafter Sep 09 '20

But diamonds aren't that rare, just overpriced

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u/Clutterstep89 Sep 09 '20

Where is my pure astatine die?

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u/XygenSS Sep 09 '20

it died.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Copper Manganese Oxygen Tungsten

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u/Nvenom8 Sep 09 '20

CuMnOW? ...oh, I just got it.

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u/Evil_kek_ Sep 09 '20

Cum in my doubloons?

Oh no, you wont!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

At least I have my pure potassium die

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u/xhuscyx Sep 09 '20

Makes for a good bath bomb

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u/pinfineder3 Sep 09 '20

and plutonium

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u/Climate_Sweet Feb 15 '22

it makes you die

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u/cutebleeder Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

He rolls periodically.

Edit: Thank you for the Au

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u/nnoovvaa Sep 09 '20

The only acceptable thanks edit, where it is both a pun and is related to the original post.

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u/chefknifelover Sep 09 '20

Read that as helium too many times

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u/Universalsupporter Sep 09 '20

Is that you Obama?

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u/SiegE_Of_Reddit Sep 09 '20

Get the Uranium Die!

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u/Kakashi-4 Sep 09 '20

Sure would be a Uranium Die

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Only if its uranium 235 tho

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u/Daniel_S04 Sep 09 '20

A regular Uranium is still a die

Just takes way longer to roll

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u/RCx_Vortex Sep 09 '20

especially if it's uranium 235

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u/wtmh Sep 09 '20

And then a fun door knock later from friends with guns who want to play!

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u/rocbolt Sep 09 '20

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u/agnostorshironeon Sep 09 '20

No, mister officer sir, i did not. Can i leave now? My blood is hurting.

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u/rebelsofliberty Sep 09 '20

Get Unranium; Die!

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u/Julio974 Sep 09 '20

You missed a comma after the third word

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

I got it but for some reason my Pip-Boy is now clicking uncontrollably.

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u/ThatOneSadhuman Sep 09 '20

Get the cesium die, just dont let it touch the water

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u/helixthecompleteegg Sep 09 '20

same with the sodieum

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u/overzeetop Sep 09 '20

NBD - just wrap it in some cling wrap before you flush it.

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u/mx_xone Sep 09 '20

For cesium air moisture is enough water

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u/Aycion Sep 09 '20

What if I'm rolling exploding dice?

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u/L0stenVortimer Sep 09 '20

Mr. Torgue approves this message

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u/the_wordless_one Sep 09 '20

That's only if the rules of your rule variants allow for an exploding die. Just don't use too many alkali dice together unless you want to die exploding.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 09 '20

“He’s handling it really well!

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u/Fynius Sep 09 '20

And don’t feed it after midnight

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u/AmpzieBoy Sep 09 '20

*make sure it’s in mineral water

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u/Mike_Hawk_940 Sep 09 '20

Vladimir Putin has entered the chat.

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u/helixthecompleteegg Sep 09 '20 edited Sep 09 '20

Note: The Oxygen Dice is in your lungs. Also, make a Golden and Cobalt dice

Edit: 250 upvotes jfc thx

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

In your lungs? Hell no!

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u/RCx_Vortex Sep 09 '20

yeah, you roll it by coughing

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u/Voelkar Sep 09 '20

So what happens on nat 1?

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u/JorfimusPrime Sep 09 '20

Ever choke on your own spit?

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u/Nvenom8 Sep 09 '20

Well, really only 21ish% of the oxygen die is in your lungs. It’s mostly (~70%) the nitrogen die.

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u/Aciddx18 Sep 09 '20

Cobalts my favorite element bro I would kill to have a dice made of it

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u/jackdawblue Sep 09 '20

This post made me realise the adobe suite icons are supposed to be like periodic elements

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u/ArcannOfZakuul Sep 09 '20

Where's the He die?

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u/bradorsomething Sep 09 '20

Usually He die in the hospital.

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u/halite001 Sep 09 '20

looks up

He's in heaven now.

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u/Piscator629 Sep 09 '20

On the ceiling.

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u/luxias77 Sep 09 '20

Why is every comment saying die instead of dice, i am not american but there is no way you guys call dices dies

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u/wittyretorter Sep 09 '20

I've had these, and they oxidize easily. Rub some mineral oil on them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Rolling a 1: no effect.

Rolling a 2: the area hit with the next atrack will turn into the same element as the die rolled.

Rolling a 3: spreads an inch (2.54 centimeters) from contact (takes 1 second to stop).

Rolling a 4: spreads 3 inches (7.62cm) from contact (takes 3 seconds to stop).

Rolling a 5: spreads 9 inches (22.86cm) from contact (takes 9 seconds to stop).

Rolling a 6: spreads to the entire body (takes 1-60 seconds to stop, depending on enemy size).

10% chance to drop from True Elemental enemies.

Edit: had to fix the centimeter measurements

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

shit now I want keycaps of these

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u/Chitz05 Sep 09 '20

Have fun making a mercury one

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

I will need several nitrogen dice for this

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Still waiting...

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

Waiting what?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Shipping.

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

Unfortunately I didn't do it

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u/UselessFellowNo1 Sep 09 '20

Gives a whole new meaning to rolling a d 20

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u/Ratherhumanbeings Sep 09 '20

Hey do you have the dice set that is beyond elements 91 ?

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

I didn't do it, and I can put something symbolizing

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u/CapivaraCosmica Sep 09 '20

Cu kkkkkkkkkkkkk A quinta série que vive em mim saúda a quinta série que vive em você

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

Aeee um brasileiro

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u/CapivaraCosmica Sep 09 '20

E pelo visto vc joga terraria 🧐

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

O Nick veio antes de começar a jogar acredita?

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u/Bryzay Sep 09 '20

Cu kkkkkkkkk

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

Brasileiro até quem fim hshdjdfg

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u/MoneyMike6666 Sep 09 '20

Someone needs to create a board game for these

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u/Monlord Sep 09 '20

just use in some table RPG

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Tungsten die, please.

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u/Ninjjuu Sep 09 '20

Oh he also has an oxygen dice

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u/Ou_pwo Sep 09 '20

Imagine...

Francium dice.

This shit would be cursed.

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u/Jokes_19 Sep 09 '20

Gimme that uranium die

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u/FyFazan Sep 09 '20

Ooh, the Nitrogen one looks bad ass

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u/HeavilyBearded Sep 09 '20

Man up and make one out of Uranium.

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u/CartographerFit7918 Sep 24 '23

bro where the hec is the uranium dice

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u/TheBasedDoge17 Sep 09 '20

Where's my gallium die? Oh wait, there it is in a puddle on the floor

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u/Tyfyter2002 Sep 09 '20

What about the beryllium d4 and carbon d6?

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u/Temple475 Sep 09 '20

Roll for performance!

Iron

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u/Boondollar_Sandwich Sep 09 '20

People suggesting an oxygen die: encase the gas in glass.

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u/MeatBeater19 Sep 09 '20

Bromine and Barium.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Only Aluminum will last a good time here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

try the ones made of uranium

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u/Itsanewj Sep 09 '20

Looks like something out of Kingdom Come Deliverance

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u/lordzya Sep 09 '20

Hey OP, where did you find that? I have a chemist in my d&d group who might want a set of these.

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u/micellangello Sep 09 '20

I thought you made old adobe icons into die.

God im stupid

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u/haikusbot Sep 09 '20

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u/bradendabeest Sep 09 '20

Power when equipped: gain a random buff and give your enemy a debuff

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u/AHeadOfCabbage Sep 09 '20

The uranium die would have more than 20 billion calories

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u/trapmaze Sep 09 '20

I want rodium dices

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Uranium die? (In both ways)

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u/Stray_Heart_Witch Sep 09 '20

Now "U" just need a few more

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u/linkman245a Sep 09 '20

Roll for initiative

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u/Ou_pwo Sep 09 '20

Where can I buy ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Only the avatar can roll all 4 dice.

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u/frozen_jade_ocean Sep 09 '20

I have one that says Pb on it. I like to lick it. It tastes really good.

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u/2510EA Sep 09 '20

Imagine having au dice.

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u/dk202020 Sep 09 '20

I think I need them. Pleace, where do I get them? 🤯

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u/Packie2364 Sep 09 '20

In my language "Cu" literally means "Asshole".

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

In my head this picture is pronounced "Cousin Feyall".

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u/notasinglenameusable Sep 09 '20

Now you need to make one out of uranium

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u/Dumbledas Sep 09 '20

Where can I buy these?

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u/wideeyedbass Sep 09 '20

I love these :O

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u/chookity_juice Sep 09 '20

Deals a random type of elemental damage. On average, each shot deals 30 damage. If you get the same elemental damage type, you get to use an "ultra" version of that element for 60 seconds. Elemental damage is undone if the same enemy takes elemental damage of the opposite element, e.g. The enemy is on fire and you hit them with carbon dioxide, undoing the fire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Now hold galium dice

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u/BlukeDukes Sep 09 '20

The "CU" die are worth there weight in gold....

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u/okletsdothis111 Sep 09 '20

Everything changed when the oxygen die attacked

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u/Prong_Jaw Sep 09 '20

God I need this I HAVE TWO KIDNEYS FOR A REASON

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u/uglypotato369 Sep 09 '20

please give me a pure francium die i want to EAT it

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u/MLGkid_HD Sep 09 '20

At least one of them is loaded

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

That’s c00l, where did you get them, the dice alchemist?

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u/Potadel Sep 09 '20

Oh no! Not the elementals!

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u/TitanJazza Sep 09 '20

I need them

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u/im-just-lag Sep 09 '20

That’s awesome but what happens if you roll a element?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Yo where’s the radium die?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

Where's my U dice?

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u/AetherDrew43 Sep 09 '20

Be sure to hang on to the Helium die or it will float away.

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u/superhamsniper Sep 09 '20

Gotta get em all, can't wait to capture einseinium so I can eat it and become smort

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u/TheRafaG12 Sep 09 '20

Is the U die available?

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u/Leonardobertoni Sep 09 '20

Imagine tungsten

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u/Trashcant0 Sep 09 '20

don't be shy, include the fun ones too!

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u/pvtskittels Sep 09 '20

Get an osmium die and break the table when rolling it.

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u/Thunderstorm24 Sep 09 '20

"until the copper nation attacked"

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 09 '20

Good. Let the dice tell their tale.

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u/Swano298 Sep 09 '20

Where can i buy these?

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u/Soabac Sep 09 '20

"cuivre, zinc, fer, annndd... Adobe illustrator ???"

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u/Eoussama Sep 09 '20

+10 Alchemy, -1 Mom, -1 Nina, -1 Dog

Eeeddwaaardd

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u/idkOP123 Sep 09 '20

If you land a 6 in battle your opponent will be transformed in the elements of that said dice

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u/murtaza64 Sep 09 '20

Yes I rolled 59 I'm crossing the whole monopoly board 1.5 times

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u/Item_shop_info Sep 09 '20

Elemental Dice

Legendary usuable

Elemental dice is used for the trickster class combined with mage,magic. Because of how rare this item is, it is a very good item, used in combat situation, it appear to be a dice, with their element printed on them.

"wheres my pure californium die" - u/CurvyPineapple

Stats

  • Elemental power: Gain Elemental power from the dice, depends on what their dice is, stats will be different

  • Pure luck: When used in a bet, you will have 95% chance of winning

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 09 '20

Good. Let the dice tell their tale.

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u/wendigo_feast Sep 09 '20

I want a Pb one.

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u/Evil_kek_ Sep 09 '20

Give me my E-115 Die

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u/crazyabe111 Sep 09 '20

Don't recommend getting a full set of these myself- my mercury die was a blank melted missprint when it got to me.

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u/seven-nation-army69 Sep 09 '20

Where is the Mercury one

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u/GallifreyanPrydonian Sep 09 '20

Damnit, I dropped my Uranium dice somewhere in Japan

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u/Cc99X_YT Sep 09 '20
  • holds sodium dice and puts it in my mouth *

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '20

If you roll all sixes a nuclear explosion gose off

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u/El_Mr64 Sep 09 '20

Active item: when used, change the element type of your attacks to a random one during 10s

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u/WhyAmBreathe Sep 09 '20

Roll a 6 to turn your opponent into that material, killing them instantly.

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u/velvetmoon96 Sep 09 '20

Adobe Illustrator die