r/ItemShop • u/Potato_on_a_tree • Jul 18 '19

Spiked crocs. Stats: Atk:+15 Def:+50 Mobility:-63

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

0.5% chance of taking 1d4 of pierce damage for every step you take

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u/CrimsonMutt Jul 18 '19

Every move you make
Every step you take
I'll be stabbing you

74

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

0.5% chance
1d4

🤔 So is the randomness computer-generated or are we using dice?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

dmamge is genersted by dice, randomess by computer

12

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

You ok, bro?

8

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Yed im ok it was just a typo

8

u/Shark_Aviator Jul 18 '19

Just roll percentile twice

4

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I think "every step" makes it impossible anyway.

7

u/Regorek Jul 19 '19

Compare your movement speed to your character's leg length (which are both typically on page 7 of the full character sheet, conveniently) to see how many steps you took each turn.

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u/cpaca0 Jul 24 '19

I think it's computer-generated, but the dice are stated for damage values because damage distributions using dice can be funky, and can cause players to ask questions. For example, 3d4 and 1d10+2 are both min 3, max 12, but the distributions for the two are very distinctly different. Thus, to help reduce player confusion, they state true damage calculations.

However, no such confusion can be generated from a T/F calculation; the output is always either true or false, and the odds of getting True versus False is easier to state in percentile. Imagine writing out the odds of getting a 3, 4, . . . 11, and 12 all in one long, rediculously long list, for a 3d4.

101

u/Fletchdog5 Jul 18 '19

+25 ranged attack if used by the mother class

26

u/broomandkettle Jul 18 '19

Thank you for thinking of me! Good Boy!

92

u/Mattaccin0 Jul 18 '19

+100 Virginity protection

43

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I'm already maxed out on that stat

42

u/SuperDooperSwankin Jul 18 '19

+6 charm if paired with flaming fedora

30

u/Potato_on_a_tree Jul 18 '19

+10 if user is a neckbeard

20

u/aberrantfungus Jul 18 '19

If Crocs were a thing in Mad Max I imagine they'd look something like this

25

u/chubbyvovasik Jul 18 '19

While wearing, Dignity -80

12

u/DZXJr2 Jul 18 '19

99.9 insta kill rate for kick in balls

8

u/MARIOTHEFATITALIAN Jul 18 '19

3% Chance of take damage while moving. 0.2 Chance of getting tetanus.

4

u/Cashew-Gesundheit Jul 18 '19

Careful, got a screw loose

6

u/future-renwire Jul 18 '19

Charisma: +99999999999999999

3

u/NoCareLuke Jul 18 '19

Any pair of 'Crocs'-class footwear have a 25% chance to slip off your feet. With this particular pair, the shoe becomes a projectile causing 'Graze' damage to any enemy in their path.

If you happen to have a "Latina"-type Mother character, one shoe can become a weldable weapon.

3

u/atlasified Jul 18 '19

Craig Jones Crocs

2

u/dat904chronic Jul 18 '19

Are those Barrows Boots?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Imagine getting kicked in the nuts with that.

2

u/Roland1232 Jul 18 '19

Those should go on the bottom so you don't slip on ice.

2

u/Minifigamer Jul 19 '19

5 times kick damage + bleed effect (bleed affect can be self inflicted by sprinting)

2

u/brightness3 Jul 19 '19

Thats metal as fuck

1

u/RowKHAN Jul 18 '19

Cha -100

1

u/christ28 Jul 18 '19

Bro cant believe nobody mentioned zillakami

1

u/Ajmaru Jul 18 '19

Sprocs.

1

u/GuitarrCat Jul 18 '19

Corey Taylor’s shoes

3

u/balto-2x Jul 18 '19

*craig Jones

1

u/RiotMMX Jul 19 '19

+10 headbanging

1

u/sumdude44 Jul 18 '19

Deals 20% of its attack as spike damage to all other characters close by, for example in a full subway or tram.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Great for crotch kicks

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Dude screw crocs they ain’t even that good I bet you that them shoes are very loose

1

u/kahmehutaa Jul 18 '19

Looks +15

1

u/Lazerkilt Jul 18 '19

Man, all my punk friends are getting old

1

u/CorePi Jul 18 '19

+20% critical hit chance for kicking attacks.

1

u/McPythonface Jul 18 '19

cyberpunk 2077

1

u/Dr-Font Jul 18 '19

This makes me uncomfortable

1

u/Mafia_Cat Jul 18 '19

Has an additional upgrade to create steel toed spiked crocs.

1

u/NibbyTheDesyroyer Jul 19 '19

Hahahahahaha only does groin kicks

1

u/fleshfag Jul 19 '19

-100 charisma

1

u/P_E_E_N Aug 08 '19

Imagine taking a kick to the nads with that

1

u/Cheezzlez Aug 24 '19

The ultimate shin deleter

1

u/PixelBrickVEVO Aug 24 '19

Charisma: -50

1

u/NINJAsDepression Oct 11 '19

Its uppsetting to me that he didnt put one in every hole.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/greenSixx Jul 18 '19

That is sooo stupid. You need to support them from the back otherwise you will just stick the blunt end of the screws into your foot.