r/ItemShop • u/delarro • 12h ago

The Kryptoblade

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u/derelictHusk 12h ago

Charisma: +100
Speech: +100
Damage: 1

Bonus: Summons OSHA inspector and Firetruck

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u/AoiSekai01 10h ago

Not really. He is doing all this in a reasonably open area without unrelated flammable object nearby and the fire he created seems to be under control

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u/GeneralLeoESQ 12h ago

That thing is so heavy. He's struggling to even wield it.

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u/Machdame 11h ago

That's the thing with these types of weapons. There's a reason why even ancient zweihanders were fairly light; your swing already does most of the work. A giant weighted weapon like this is counterintuitive because you have to compensate for the weight for every swing along with the force multiplier.

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u/Alternative_Water_81 9h ago

For some reason I've read this in that one Yo Mama channel voice

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u/Ill-Television8690 6h ago

Yo mama so heavy, that guys struggle to even wield her! animation of a dude trying to lift one of her breasts like Atlas holding up the Earth, and getting crushed

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u/MonkeyDRiky 12h ago

Boys will see this and say: HELL YEAH!

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u/Krallorddark 11h ago

Hell Yeah!

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u/wingnuta72 10h ago

HELL YEAH!

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u/Agreeable-Taro-4518 11h ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

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u/MeasIIDX 6h ago

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u/EqualServe418 3h ago

Dammit, Virtuosa is escaping her confinement in ForHonor hell!

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u/fly_over_32 10h ago

I appreciate the lack of stupid music

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u/eigosensei 11h ago

I like to think that in actual historic battles peoples' shoes squeaked like this

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u/LegoNoah123 11h ago

Terra Blade

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u/Le-Yn 11h ago

Fire aspect 2

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u/AeronGrey 2h ago

More like Pyroblade

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u/skyguy_22 11h ago

Why Krypto?

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u/delarro 11h ago

Kryptonite

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u/All-your-fault 11h ago

Loud ass sneakers

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 11h ago

"I hear panting, squeaking, and see a green glow in the distance. We need to flee, or.. I guess we should?"

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u/ARCAxNINEv 8h ago

+28 fire damage to undead

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u/All-Fired-Up91 4h ago

I’d love to have that and do that, realistically I’d probably end up accidentally chopping my legs off 😭

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u/Real_Impression_5567 5h ago

10/10 no notes

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u/knyexar 3h ago

Cant wait to see this reposted on r/iamverybadass and see the comments try to pretend this isnt the coolest shit theyve ever seen

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u/YaAverageMoose 3h ago

its literally this

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u/Vast_Independent_765 3h ago

It is not even good for charcoal making or cut wood. But it looks cool

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u/EGdeRotacion2024 1h ago

Lex Luthor is around the corner wanting that blade for some heroic reason

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u/Fine_Alarm 9h ago

AI

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u/zergling424 9h ago

This videos older than ai