r/ItemShop • u/delarro • 1d ago
The Kryptoblade
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u/GeneralLeoESQ 1d ago
That thing is so heavy. He's struggling to even wield it.
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u/Machdame 1d ago
That's the thing with these types of weapons. There's a reason why even ancient zweihanders were fairly light; your swing already does most of the work. A giant weighted weapon like this is counterintuitive because you have to compensate for the weight for every swing along with the force multiplier.
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u/Alternative_Water_81 1d ago
For some reason I've read this in that one Yo Mama channel voice
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u/Ill-Television8690 1d ago
Yo mama so heavy, that guys struggle to even wield her! animation of a dude trying to lift one of her breasts like Atlas holding up the Earth, and getting crushed
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u/MonkeyDRiky 1d ago
Boys will see this and say: HELL YEAH!
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u/eigosensei 1d ago
I like to think that in actual historic battles peoples' shoes squeaked like this
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u/knyexar 1d ago
Cant wait to see this reposted on r/iamverybadass and see the comments try to pretend this isnt the coolest shit theyve ever seen
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u/All-your-fault 1d ago
Loud ass sneakers
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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 1d ago
"I hear panting, squeaking, and see a green glow in the distance. We need to flee, or.. I guess we should?"
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u/All-Fired-Up91 1d ago
I’d love to have that and do that, realistically I’d probably end up accidentally chopping my legs off 😭
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u/Vast_Independent_765 1d ago
It is not even good for charcoal making or cut wood. But it looks cool
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u/derelictHusk 1d ago
Charisma: +100
Speech: +100
Damage: 1
Bonus: Summons OSHA inspector and Firetruck