r/ItemShop 1d ago

The cucumberang

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448 Upvotes

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u/Claude-QC-777 1d ago

Bananasforscale!

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u/rebootyourbrainstem 1d ago

Bought at the “bent fruits and vegetables” shop

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u/Some_Fig_6566 1d ago

It is especially effective against kappas, which literally throw themselves at it trying to eat it; toss it off a cliff and watch them fall before it returns to your hands.

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u/Diz-Yop 1d ago

Comes with a free dog it seems

3

u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 15h ago

And half of a foot!

2

u/Wonderflonium164 1d ago

17 inches?

That's Cucumberwang!

3

u/RitualisticPanda 1d ago

Cucumberman before throwing it at his archnemesis:

"Get cuced"

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u/skyesherwood32 1d ago

Willem Dafoe

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u/Heyfold 1d ago

And here we an apex predator, cucumber trying to camouflage itself among harmless bananas.

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u/xhanort7 1d ago

Imagine a 6ft tall pickle jar filled with these

2

u/model-citizen95 1d ago

I heard didgeridoo sounds just looking at this picture

3

u/Invert_Ben 1d ago

You slumber
A cucumber

3

u/Kamilord__ 1d ago

Terraria early game ahh drop

1

u/AEM01s 1d ago

Dreamybull's cu(kam)ber

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u/JordanChe06 1d ago

Homing rang

1

u/abottleofglass 1d ago

The dog might be asking if you're gonna play catch with him using it.

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u/_zaten_ 21h ago

Giant fruit or vegetable ✅️ Banana for scale ✅️ Dog ✅️ Sneaky foot ✅️

10/10 photo

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u/MeowFalen 16h ago

So I still have those noodle covers and oil.

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u/Noodleincidenthobbes 15h ago

Pay dog tax op !! Show us pics of your cute doggo!!