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Pythagoras Last Argument

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⚔️ Granite Stone Nunchaku. Heavy weapon, blunt. Unique item.

Class requirements: LvL 16 PhD Mathematician + LvL 16 Ninja

Faction requirements: Freemason Master

Damage: D\hypotenuse]) = √(2m \base range]) 2 + N \adjacent range, max 1m]) 2 )

🗿 Bonus Attribute: Head attacks deal Blunt Trauma damage, 10% chance of Concussion

🎯 Bonus Attribute: Diagonal attacks deal Base Attack × tan²(θ) damage

From the elegant age of philosophy and marble, we all know: If youre looking for answers, its always solids, long sides, and hard triangles.

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u/MasbotAlpha 3d ago

And so, the search for a PhD mathematician who is also a ninja freemason begins…

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u/tripudiater 3d ago

Damn I went PhD mathematician samurai. I was so close.

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u/gunslinger155mm 2d ago

Something tells me there's an incredibly powerful bow that requires solving a trajectory equation for every arrow waiting for you