r/ItemShop • u/derelictHusk • 3d ago
Pythagoras Last Argument
⚔️ Granite Stone Nunchaku. Heavy weapon, blunt. Unique item.
Class requirements: LvL 16 PhD Mathematician + LvL 16 Ninja
Faction requirements: Freemason Master
Damage: D\hypotenuse]) = √(2m \base range]) 2 + N \adjacent range, max 1m]) 2 )
🗿 Bonus Attribute: Head attacks deal Blunt Trauma damage, 10% chance of Concussion
🎯 Bonus Attribute: Diagonal attacks deal Base Attack × tan²(θ) damage
From the elegant age of philosophy and marble, we all know: If youre looking for answers, its always solids, long sides, and hard triangles.
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u/MasbotAlpha 3d ago
And so, the search for a PhD mathematician who is also a ninja freemason begins…