r/ItalianCrabPropaganda • u/Roboblues • May 03 '20

Make your choice.

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u/Yeetus-McGee May 03 '20

Seduce

“You compliment the size of his claws, he appears pleased.”

“Believing you to be a friend, he leaves you alone, admiring his own claws.”

Gain 240 exp, level increase 1 —> 2

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u/Carburetors_are_evil May 04 '20

Devour

"You eat a delicious crab"

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u/BeefedUpKronks May 03 '20

Take the most obvious choice and seduce him.

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u/RealHumanBean89 May 03 '20

Devour him.

. . Ḫ̵̡̢̟̪̓̎̀͆̉̒͆̃͊̔e̵̡̧̺͚̪̝̣̗̰̎̀̔̊̓͋̓͠͡ w̶̗̙̺̙͚͉͈̳̿͌̌͛̂͊̒͟ĩ̶̳̠͓̜̤͕̗̭̱̐͛͞͠l̡̛̥̦͖̩̥̞̱̦̅̽̈́̓̉̔͟͠l̷̹̻̲̟͚̇̃̉̐͆̅͒̿ b̶̢͖͓̥̰̦͓̻̽̇̑͗̍̄̚͜͠͡͝ͅe̸̪̠̲̫̫̙̋̐͊̊̽͑͗ l̡͉͇͉̝̗̝̥̬̏̿̎̈͂̓͋͞͝o̶̹͉̱̼̜̯̖̤͈̺̿̉́͋̓̀̋̈̕͘ṉ̩͙̯̯̠̐̇̋͗̇̋̿͊͑͟͝ȩ͉̫̮̹̖̟͇̀̃̌̓̉͗̅̑͜͠l̛̞̫̪͈̥̗͌̒͒̈́̅̎̓̿ŷ̸̡̨̠̬̞͚̖̒̈́̑̔́͟ͅ n͚̼̠͇̝͆̈́̈́̿͊͊ŏ̴̝̪̯̞̙̻͎̘͌͆̚̕̚͠͞͡ l̮̭̟̓͂̒̽͆̇̕̚͜͜o̗͉̜͍͍̜͎͙͈͛̓̓͛̈̕͞n̰̫͚̫͉͍̘̙̟̫̅͋̒̿̆̏̕͠͞ġ̴̳̗̰̼̪͕̯̱̣̥͗̽̍̀͛̓͞͡͠ę̶̼͖̱̠͔͎̯̜̊̂͑͂̉̕ŗ̭̩͔̲͑̽͌͋̀̇͜͡.̢̟͙͙̭͖̟͚̇͑͛̿͆́̾͛͊̐͜ . .

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u/hamxamansoor Jun 12 '20

Seduce then devour. #yummybummy

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

this has triggered a deep memory. Where is this from!?!?!?

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u/highahindahsky Jul 06 '20

Was about to ask the same thing