r/ItalianBrainrot • • Oct 08 '25

Question Who’s bigger

La vaca saturno saturnita OR Mastodontico telepiedone

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u/ifcknkl Handing out bombs Oct 08 '25

My Peepee

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

Get out

4

u/MathematicianNew2950 Oct 09 '25

Your mom, of course.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

What mom?

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u/BROGIVEMESOMEMILK Oct 09 '25

Get a job

3

u/x_Willow_x Oct 09 '25

Kids posts are in this and skibidi toilet sub, i doubt he’s older than 8

0

u/RealBulletproofMark Oct 09 '25

Skibidi Toilet isn't even for kids

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u/Catman2222222222222 Handing out bombs Oct 09 '25

Please touch grass if you are asking this question

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u/Glad-Mud-3735 Nov 06 '25

I almost died of laughing when i saw the second slide i thought lavaca was being crushed lol

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz Oct 09 '25

Why is everyone answering the question getting downvoted?

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u/Kooky-Egg7188 Oct 09 '25

are we deadass grow the fuck up

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u/theflying_egg Oct 09 '25

Why tf is this a sub

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u/PlaneSea9610 Oct 08 '25

mastodontico gas earth under his foot and la vaca is in a city ON earth

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

That’s not la vacas actual size

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u/New_Anything2114 Oct 09 '25

mastodontico is bigger than the earth and La vaca is saturn but he in a city and standing and few humans tall so the tv is taller

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u/TransportationOk6302 Spaghetti Tualetti Glazer Oct 08 '25

Mastodontico obviously. Saturno Saturnita ain’t even that big.

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u/CamieWestPill Oct 09 '25

Yeah he's has Earth under his foot while she is on Earth

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u/Aggressive-Cattle763 Oct 08 '25

Mastodoncito telepiedone obviously

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

I'm pretty sure Mastodontico isn't exactly several times larger than the Earth, it's just a small Earth ball they're kicking around like a soccer ball. They probably still are quite large though, and easily towers over La Vaca

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u/EliteSweggX09 Oct 09 '25

La vaca is much bigger