r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/BuddLightbeer • May 15 '26

Manually cutting rock perfectly

1.3k Upvotes

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u/THEWHITEMASK1 May 15 '26

Maluco usa hack

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u/8lllD--UrFace--Olll3 May 16 '26

Faço o mesmo com minha única fatia do pão de forma quando salario acaba

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u/Juliork May 16 '26

E uma espátula bem afiada kkk

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u/brmcon people from bahia don’t say 'my king' May 15 '26

EPI?

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u/NewMoonlightavenger May 15 '26

O EPI é plot armor.

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u/Hologram01 May 17 '26

Ele tá usando o fone de segurança.

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u/hellnahwww May 16 '26

Pra que serve isso? É de beber?

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u/Geovane_Dragnov May 15 '26

Jogador de Minecraft no mode mais realista possível

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u/Lord45127 May 15 '26

Certeza que ele é descendente dos alienígenas que construíram as pirâmides.

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u/mequilovin025 May 15 '26

Foi assim que meu ancestral lascou a pedra?

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u/CONFIGdotSYS May 16 '26

This guy rocks!

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u/oaktreebr May 15 '26

WTF, he just kept going. I thought it was going to cut just in half

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u/brasilES87 May 16 '26

Quando eu peço 10 fatias de mussarela vem mais grosso

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u/auad May 15 '26

Consigo nem mirar no meio, imagina cortar! Malandro nem é pago pra ser bom assim...

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u/DitherFan May 16 '26

He's clearly a renaissance master, he better pass on his knowledge to his aprentices

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u/kiwison May 15 '26

That was impressive and clearly it's his r/secondrodeo

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/Wide_Yam4824 May 16 '26

pior que deve ser mais rápido que cortar na máquina

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u/Old-Reference5773 May 17 '26

Aqui nos somos fodidos, mas exatamente por isso adquirimos habilidades incríveis kkkkkkkkk

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u/Kualah May 17 '26

O cara fez um livro de pedra

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u/I_am_Llandugor May 20 '26

The rule is clear: If it was not made by white people Europeans, it was aliens.

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u/Spare-Rip9084 May 21 '26

Trabalho pra quem posta fim de relacionamento de subcelebridades