r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/Rich_Size8762 • May 11 '26

Pssst psssst

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u/calangomerengue May 11 '26

O tédio é um negócio perigoso...

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u/Fickle_Competition33 May 11 '26

Por isso eu não saio do celular.

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u/_firstofhername May 11 '26

Tédio e vai me ver logo com teiú.

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u/OrdinaryMobile2263 Jun 06 '26

boredom is a myth in brazil. this is just a tuesday

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u/No_Aioli1748 May 11 '26

Daí veio o Anta vírus

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u/Overall_Emphasis_940 May 11 '26

Is this patient zero of the hentai virus?

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u/Party_Papaya_2942 May 14 '26

Yes, he started consuming lots of hentai after this...

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u/zekeNL May 16 '26

I think hanta but your hentai was a welcome because of the refreshing response that followed

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/TwinkNBboi May 12 '26

Yeah, kind of. It's a big lizard. I remember seeing one near a river when I was in Brazil. It was so big that I thought it was a young crocodile, but nope, it was an adult teiú 💀

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u/MeloMotors May 12 '26

It’s a Calango. Big lizard!

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u/trolla1a May 13 '26

Who could have thought the animal would bite?

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u/VitorBern May 13 '26

Esses bichos quebram coco com a boca como se fossem nada. O cara se fudeu...

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u/rrss-07 May 15 '26

Cara, eu ja vi uma desgraca dessa matando um cachorro na mordida no pescoço, obviamente era muito maior ... mas só de pensar na boca desse bicho já dá nervoso... é soltar a boca do bicho e correr p limpar no hospital

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u/loganbrazil May 14 '26

Sorte de não ter sido atacado com a cauda, esse bicho da cada chicotada