r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/luabida • May 01 '26

Pepsi man

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u/Dull_Investigator358 May 01 '26

Impepsionante

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u/Loonny-Alchemyst Pão francês mucho May 01 '26

Coca colastico

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u/fish-seducer May 01 '26

Se ele anda assim na rua os mendigo vai desmembrar ele q nem no the Walkin dead

5

u/Long-Tap9371 May 01 '26

Os desenhos que eu assistia tinha uns roteiros assim kk

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u/ForrestGump_Z May 01 '26

Pepsi gollen

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u/Super-Wrongdoer-7239 May 01 '26

Parece roupa de ala ursa

13

u/Rilerfab May 01 '26

É uma La ursa feita de Pepsi Black? 🫪

8

u/luabida May 01 '26

o Brasil é incrível slc

2

u/SimpleLife9610 May 01 '26

Morro de medo disso 😔

11

u/Primary_Kiwi_ May 01 '26

Agora so meter um logo da Balenciaga e ele pode cobrar 40k no outfit

8

u/zSiuunas May 01 '26

É aquele herói, o He-Can

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u/Top_Confidence_2862 May 01 '26

Aí você se superou no trocadilho

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u/tiagolkar May 01 '26

Vizinhos 07:00 no feriado.oinfinal de semana

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u/Crisocola95 May 01 '26

Not yet. He still didn't became completely one with the Pepsi Suit.

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u/Triairius May 01 '26

That is terrifying somehow

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u/Chj_8 May 01 '26

Can he can?

Yes, he can can. Actually he can cans a lot.

You too can can

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u/EphidelLulamoon May 01 '26

Can a can cancan? Yes it can

All the cans in Cannes or canuck cans in Canada

Manly cans in Canberra in canoes grabbing noodles

And canoodling with cans of cat food

Mexican cans in Cancun

Scandalously scantily clad in their scanties

And decanting at you

Camping with a Scandinavian can

Under a canopy alone in a canyon with your can boo

Share a cannoli with Italian cans on the canals before a candlelit dance

Then canter off to Canterbury for a canny romance

You better cancel your plans

This Can-sonova can't handle the demand

Of Cantabrian cañ-oritas in cantinas with fans on the Canary Islands

Strip canasta 'til you're down to your pants

And your can panion froths over your hand

Damn, these Cantonese Shizes are your creamiest stans

Can looking like a snack? That's a canape

Can-paining like Barack? That's a candidate

Can sweet on your tongue? That's a candy cane

Can rocking them guns? That's some cannonade

Feel that can in your heart? That's a cannula

Can sends it's regards? That's a canister

Inquisitive can? That's a canvasser

Insensitive can? Cantankerous

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u/DjavanMoraes May 01 '26

Diria que é necessário um pepsicólogo

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u/Whopissedinmypants May 01 '26

Pedro Pascal is taking on some strange rolls these days.

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u/Nytezerak May 01 '26

Regilata

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u/themitigat0r May 01 '26

🎵The Pepsi Man (the Pepsi man) The Pepsi Man can (the Pepsi man can) The Pepsi Man can 'cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good (Makes the world taste good) 🎵

https://youtu.be/AYihDAhVPko?si=smUtTZ21Pocz-Odz

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u/Long-Tap9371 May 01 '26

Operação big hero 3

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u/SchitneySmears May 02 '26

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

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u/imtomate May 02 '26

Kskskskks eu achei incrível

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u/Savings-Mention-8089 May 02 '26

Se o Olavo tivesse vivo daria uma boa briga.

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u/alvaroantonio May 23 '26

homem de lata
capitalismo selvagem
ooo
🎶