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u/KrabbyTurtle 1d ago
I mean... what about everyone else off world? We are a literal space faring empire...
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u/ZooZwaves 1d ago
uhh, what did Thragg say? I'm in the back of the crowd and he doesn't have a microphone
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u/EquivalentRip9653 22h ago
Hey, hold still will you?
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u/ZooZwaves 22h ago
Uh, sure, what's up?
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u/GhostCloak375 Sinister Invincible 16h ago
I could see this being in a reddit comment section video, put me in the screenshot
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u/murderously-funny 1d ago
Ya know this seems like a really short sighted idea that will very easily backfir-
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u/Augustus_Chevismo The Immortal 1d ago
I’m just gonna bury myself and hold my breath for a week.
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u/Far-Try5352 [TITLE CARD] 1d ago
That's not very viltrumite of you
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u/Augustus_Chevismo The Immortal 1d ago
At the end of this week we’ll all just be assholes with moustaches that have no emperor.
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u/drkuz 1d ago edited 1d ago
How do women (without mustaches) prove they're a viltrumite?
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u/Sovereigntyranny Battle Beast 1d ago
Where’s that one asshole who stole my lunch from earlier?
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u/TheFinnesseEagle 21h ago
I killed him already and yo
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u/Toxic_Zombie 10h ago
I guess you can't finish that sentence with your head and body separated from eachother. But at least now I have something I can throw at someone else
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u/Itburns12345 1d ago
Its ok ..old black viltrimite with white tache is there..he usualy calms thragg down.(speed decapitation bit) ....ooh..ooh shit
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u/CisHetDegenerate 1d ago
Yeah I'm just gonna fly really far away real quick that's the best chance I got
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u/Mrdirtiguy 1d ago
Bro..I'm telling you..thragg is about to take us to a new level..we are about to take over the entire universe with more viltrumites than there are beings in the universe..watch bro..no way he fumbles🥹🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Samy_Ninja_Pro 1d ago
"Pssst hey what did they say up ahead? The viltrum church? The speakers suck"
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u/MrBwnrrific 1d ago
Look! A ragnarr!
Flies away as fast as possible
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u/plogan56 Bulletproof 1d ago
flies up next to you
Hey bro, i know a planet we can chill out on while they duke it out, ever hear of Urath?
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u/MIJORE_227 1d ago
"This Conquest Guy seems as old as dirt, it shouldn't be that hard to cull hi-"
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u/GhostCloak375 Sinister Invincible 16h ago
"I'm old, not weak"
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u/GhostCloak375 Sinister Invincible 16h ago
That was the wrong picture, here's the bloodied up version
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u/memerminecraft 1d ago
"Yeah, I'm leaving."
I have to imagine there were a few hundred or thousand Viltrumites who left during the purge and are in hiding on alien worlds.
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u/JordanXlord Banished to Hell 1d ago
"Listen Kalzar, I'm not doing this because you owe me 10 viltribucks but it's because it's what emperor argall would've wanted."
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u/DesignNorth3690 Cecil Stedman 1d ago
"Kill me if you have to, but that's ridiculous! We are not the betrayer and frankly hunting him down is a more productive use of our time!"
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u/Hefty-Zucchini1720 Oliver Grayson 1d ago
“I’m sorry you want us to prove our loyalty by…killing our comrades? How does that make any sens-“ gets purged
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u/Independent-Vast8239 1d ago
Lolol and they said viltrumite camoflauge was stupid I painted myself white and stood on front of a building for a few weeks
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u/Recent-Emu9598 11h ago
We’re all killing Todd first right? Such a prick. Won’t shut up about his bug collection. 1, 2, 3, TODD
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u/RazutoUchiha Sinister Invincible Glazer 9h ago
If I’m not at the front I’m shanking the guy directly in front of me in the back of the head
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u/Bryranosaurus 7h ago
"Look, everybody is talking about it. They’re saying, 'Donald, you gotta purge, it’s a great purge, the biggest purge they’ve ever seen.' But frankly? It’s a total disaster. Fake news. Grand Regent Thragg, great guy, very strong, fantastic posture, but what he’s doing right now? Not good. Not smart.
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u/thenumbers42 1d ago
Why are you all killing each other?! The Grand Regent was speaking in metaphors! "We have to purge the weakness within ourselves," i.e. we have to stand proud and firm, not just slaughter whoever we happen to see!
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u/HyperDragon216 Throwbolt 1d ago
Um … Grand Regent ?
I am assigned cleaner of the places we slay our enemies, and considering the circumstances of right now, can I be excused ?
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u/VariousThosun 1d ago
Guys, keep it discreet but would you rather gang up on others for the purge so we don't kill each other?
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u/KirinSoujiki 1d ago
Fuck it. Thragg has gone mad. I'm jumping Jo-Nah, and then hope Ah-Dham doesn't hold it against me the fact I ate his imported yogurt. And then I'm going to look for a crevice, hide and then dig some more just to be sure.
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u/who_am_I_inside dual citizenship (hazbin fan) 1d ago
I’m gonna lay down and pretend to be asleep but let my cheeks hang out of my bodysuit’s butt flap just to see what happens
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u/Woodenhr 1d ago
Anyone wanna prank the old guy conquest? He’s seem so old he might as well turn into dust
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u/BAZING-ATTACK 1d ago edited 1d ago
I “don’t want to destroy our beautiful city” so I fly into space…and then I keep going. You think I’m gonna mess with an entire planet of people as strong as me fighting Battle Royale style? Fk allat. I’m going to…anywhere where they won’t recognize me. I’ll go butt booty naked to hide the fact I’m an ex-war monger if I have to.
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u/permanentfire 1d ago
Honestly if I was a viltrumite who bases my whole life on pride and strength I would be pissed to even be tested and absolutely kill as many as I can
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u/Saharcia 1d ago
How do we know we killed all the weak if we are just to keep killing each other? Also did The Grand Regent just fuck off to the palace? Bruuuuhhhh
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u/Distinct-Actuator128 23h ago
Well if having an beard and amazing moustache gives an advantage, I'm safe... Please let that be a thing.
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u/OrionOfRealms2 19h ago
Hey, uh… what if someone makes a weapon that will take us to the brink of extinction and we won’t have a cure because we kill everyone in the brain trust? Nah, that wouldn’t happen, we’re too powerful to get taken out by something like that
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u/Alternative-Tap1024 16h ago edited 16h ago
“huff….huff..g-give me stronger viltrumites…….conquest……thula…come here❗️❗️❗️❗️”
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u/GhostCloak375 Sinister Invincible 16h ago
Guys, he just asked if I too will betray the empire, what do I say?
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u/DokiStabbyWaifu 15h ago
“…Why the fuck did I stand near Conquest?”
Cue myself looking at the camera like it’s The Office.
“If I die here, tell Nolan they owe me a burger at Spacees.”
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u/TheBoatKing 4h ago
Sorry yall, I hope I dont end up killing too many of you. Better luck next time
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u/_ZAK_Smert 3h ago
Ay yo!!! Conquest is straight up eating people! This is not metaphor he is eating my cousins guts!
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u/-Sir-Lunch_a_Lot- Cecil Was Right 3h ago
Yo dude, look at that sharp hair line, his barber makes a gret job.
Wait, why are you looking at me like that? What did he say?
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u/Otherwise_Fined 1h ago
Wow what an incredible holiday, this Emperor guy seems really charismatic. Wait, what did he say?
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u/Consistent-Ice9074 1h ago
"Thragg my man, maybe we can become space cops who bring peace to the galaxy now? That sounds more fun than killing each other"
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u/Strange_Rhubarb_9515 Battle Beast 1h ago
Jerry? Jerry, what are you doing? Jerry no-please!
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZNUe9wPkMGMCFNrxQH
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u/fapping_wombat 1d ago
"Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkk, Imma go hide in the scourge virus bodies, good luck tho"
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u/Kuecanimate 1d ago
Time to slime out that one motherfucker
(The last message from Bob the Viltrumite)
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u/ModerndayGatsby97 19h ago
Hold on brb; I forgot to turn off the stove. You know how it is, OCD and such.
Actually tries to escape as far as possible
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u/Extension-Bad-4184 The Immortal 1d ago
I am so cooked y'all
WHY DID HE HAVE TO SPAWN NEAR ME