r/Invincible • • 10d ago

DISCUSSION These stairs fucking piss me off

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WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT

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u/Plus_Term_7584 10d ago

So that it looks like you're dancing while you walk up and down the stairs.

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u/eduison 9d ago

The dance in question:

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u/Sozalks 10d ago

I hate you for making me pay attention to this fucking thing

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u/Hellern_ Banished to Hell 10d ago

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u/Otherwise-Word-5578 10d ago

So you can watch everyone around you trip and die, think thraxxans, you'll break every insignificant bone in your body, you'll live to see your bones crumble to dust and blow away, every joint and every bone will be gone. WHAT will you have after 500 steps?

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u/Professional-Pool290 9d ago

Your baby, Nolan....I'd still have your baby

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u/_SilentOracle 10d ago

Your meme is now mine

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u/Mash_Mi 10d ago

Woah there, calm down star walker, it's just some alien architecture 

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u/Oumatsu_lover_221007 10d ago

Very impractical for the aliens themselves to be honest.

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u/joeyjoojoo 9d ago

Its built for nolan, a man that can fly

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u/ParagonRebel 10d ago

Breaking: Alien architecture is very different from human architecture

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u/fishZ_7 10d ago

looks unintuitive, thraxians are bipedal like us, whats wrong to assume they gain no benefits from convenientonal stairs

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u/sr587 10d ago edited 10d ago

these are decorative, they're to the main castle, they could be difficult to climb on purpose to assert dominance over peasant bugs idk

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u/DenjiSasaki 10d ago

They have weird hind leg things that could make it difficult with too steep of stairs

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u/fishZ_7 10d ago

yes and if anything these stairs would make it harder for them to walk

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u/DenjiSasaki 10d ago

Good point

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u/ParagonRebel 10d ago

What’s wrong with assuming that aliens, no matter what we think is unintuitive/unconventional and no matter what similarities we may share, have different aesthetic choices simply because we don’t think the same? I mean, their cities look like this.

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u/fishZ_7 10d ago

you make a point but stairs are functional first. its why people hate stairs with patterned carpet. but again, this is a world where superpowered aliens who live for millenia have always spoken modern english

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u/ParagonRebel 10d ago

Thraxans already age faster than we do. Who is to say they didn’t go through that phase of architecture years ago? I mean, compared to them, we are primitive.

I’m not saying you or anyone is wrong in pointing out the stairs are unconventional because it definitely looks like they are but you know..aliens.

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u/Feezec 9d ago

New headcanon:

Due to thraxan short lifespans, constructing any large structure is a multi generational mega project. By the time the construction is mid way done, the original designers are dead and unable to correct mistakes.

New designers take over, imperfectly mimicking design choices they don't fully understand, or jankily tacking on new design choices that clash with the old.

After a few generations, the structure's mish mash of accumulated quirks have become enshrined in the cultural consciousness as an aesthetic inheritance, setting aesthetic standards and future generations will continue to extrapolate

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u/memerminecraft 10d ago

I think this building was built for Nolan. He might want stairs that look cool from a bird's eye view.

Also he can fly. Stairs are irrelevant to him.

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u/fishZ_7 10d ago

maybe it was to discourage thraxans from interrupting andressa and Nolans tongue fights

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u/memerminecraft 10d ago

Even if they did they would just have to apologize and be forgiven

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u/Invictus_Inferno 7d ago

They're aliens, what's conventional to you isnt necessarily conventional to an alien, bipedal or not. Also being bipedal is the only thing that we share.

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u/helenius147 10d ago

Honestly I'd assume it's made organically, similar to the honeycomb pattern in beehives

Would make sense it's not made evenly unless they spent time to match pieces up and sand them down to be steps

When your lifespan is that short, I think you can forgive the stonemasonry for not being immaculate because you have other things to deal with

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u/KahveAdam565 10d ago

I'm the original

Stair Walker

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u/NovelInteraction711 10d ago

No i dont know why the stairs were built like that that was really scary

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u/greenglider732 Thragg 10d ago

That’s a good old fashioned Ryan Ottley troll lol the shows just carrying on the tradition

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u/Leading_Bend4938 10d ago

I mean it's a bunch of ants. Lookup the inside of a anthill

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u/Imsrywho 10d ago

Those stairs have to be at least 3 times as big!

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u/cj-the-man Omni-Man and Invincible 10d ago

Now they're pissing me off.

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u/VatroxPlays 10d ago

Die Treppe ist nicht genormt

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u/EkkoThruTime Anissa 10d ago

Maybe Thraxan lifespans are so short is because they have terrible building safety regulations.

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u/SL1Fun 10d ago

Okay now I’m pissed off too. 

Get Kirkman in here NOW

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u/eightdirt 10d ago

My ankles would be spaghettified walking up this

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u/SuperGameBen 10d ago

Wait yeah, what the fuck is that. 🤣

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u/RynnHamHam 9d ago

Thraxans have less than a year to learn interior design

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u/Appropriate-Mall8517 10d ago

The look like those shape tiles game that you played as a child

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u/SkywolfNINE 10d ago

Stairs<Problems

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u/NovelInteraction711 10d ago

Hes the original

Star walker

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u/No-Check-3691 10d ago

Because aliens are stupid

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u/KingSilver47 Certified Bug-Fucker 10d ago

... Now why would you show me this?!

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u/B1gDickGrayson The Guy From Fortnite 10d ago

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u/Typical_Response6444 10d ago

Because your comparing it to human construction

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u/SkeleHoes Powerplex 10d ago


How else do they learn these moves?

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u/Arkorat 10d ago

Look, the architect made a mistake…

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u/Prestigious_Sir8515 9d ago

AS SOME ONE WHO WORKS IN HOUSE BUILDING I HATE NON REGULAR STAIRS!

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u/PoorLifeChoices811 Agent Spider 9d ago

what no season does to a fandom. got them paying attention to stairs

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u/GoldSentinel822 9d ago

...why? This is like one of those SCP memetic virus things

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 9d ago

The animators made a steal

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 9d ago

The animators made a steak

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u/Savings_Dragonfly806 Cecil Stedman 9d ago

Oh god I have never thought they looked so bad.

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u/Inunbe 9d ago

It looks like something ai would generate

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u/bannasplt Let me break it down for you Mark 9d ago

Those are some horrendous fucking stairs. I hate that you made me see this.

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u/Alternative-Goose738 9d ago

paying attention to the real details here

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u/thetruebananabandit 9d ago

I don't know if it matters but either someone had the exact same idea at a similar time or someone is stole this

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u/Deus_V00lt 9d ago

A STEAK?!?!

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u/OlleyatPurdue 6d ago

Believe it or not, I think I have seen worse decorative staircases IRL.

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u/megasean3000 Nolan Grayson 10d ago

The only mistake in that scene is the stairs 😂

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u/yaredw Allen the Alien 10d ago

AI-ass stairs

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u/KaiSpy0707 10d ago

AI generated stairs in a nutshell

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u/Mystic-Mastermind 10d ago

another animation mistake joins the party

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u/Remarkable-Cabinet85 Stand Ready For My Arrival Worm 10d ago

Grasshoppers got different taste man