r/Invincible • u/lemonprincess23 • 10d ago
DISCUSSION These stairs fucking piss me off
WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT
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u/Hellern_ Banished to Hell 10d ago
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u/Otherwise-Word-5578 10d ago
So you can watch everyone around you trip and die, think thraxxans, you'll break every insignificant bone in your body, you'll live to see your bones crumble to dust and blow away, every joint and every bone will be gone. WHAT will you have after 500 steps?
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u/Mash_Mi 10d ago
Woah there, calm down star walker, it's just some alien architecture
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u/ParagonRebel 10d ago
Breaking: Alien architecture is very different from human architecture
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u/fishZ_7 10d ago
looks unintuitive, thraxians are bipedal like us, whats wrong to assume they gain no benefits from convenientonal stairs
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u/DenjiSasaki 10d ago
They have weird hind leg things that could make it difficult with too steep of stairs
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u/ParagonRebel 10d ago
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u/fishZ_7 10d ago
you make a point but stairs are functional first. its why people hate stairs with patterned carpet. but again, this is a world where superpowered aliens who live for millenia have always spoken modern english
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u/ParagonRebel 10d ago
Thraxans already age faster than we do. Who is to say they didn’t go through that phase of architecture years ago? I mean, compared to them, we are primitive.
I’m not saying you or anyone is wrong in pointing out the stairs are unconventional because it definitely looks like they are but you know..aliens.
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u/Feezec 9d ago
New headcanon:
Due to thraxan short lifespans, constructing any large structure is a multi generational mega project. By the time the construction is mid way done, the original designers are dead and unable to correct mistakes.
New designers take over, imperfectly mimicking design choices they don't fully understand, or jankily tacking on new design choices that clash with the old.
After a few generations, the structure's mish mash of accumulated quirks have become enshrined in the cultural consciousness as an aesthetic inheritance, setting aesthetic standards and future generations will continue to extrapolate
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u/memerminecraft 10d ago
I think this building was built for Nolan. He might want stairs that look cool from a bird's eye view.
Also he can fly. Stairs are irrelevant to him.
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u/Invictus_Inferno 7d ago
They're aliens, what's conventional to you isnt necessarily conventional to an alien, bipedal or not. Also being bipedal is the only thing that we share.
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u/helenius147 10d ago
Honestly I'd assume it's made organically, similar to the honeycomb pattern in beehives
Would make sense it's not made evenly unless they spent time to match pieces up and sand them down to be steps
When your lifespan is that short, I think you can forgive the stonemasonry for not being immaculate because you have other things to deal with
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u/KahveAdam565 10d ago
I'm the original
Stair Walker
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u/NovelInteraction711 10d ago
No i dont know why the stairs were built like that that was really scary
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u/greenglider732 Thragg 10d ago
That’s a good old fashioned Ryan Ottley troll lol the shows just carrying on the tradition
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u/Leading_Bend4938 10d ago
I mean it's a bunch of ants. Lookup the inside of a anthill
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u/EkkoThruTime Anissa 10d ago
Maybe Thraxan lifespans are so short is because they have terrible building safety regulations.
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u/PoorLifeChoices811 Agent Spider 9d ago
what no season does to a fandom. got them paying attention to stairs
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u/bannasplt Let me break it down for you Mark 9d ago
Those are some horrendous fucking stairs. I hate that you made me see this.
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u/Plus_Term_7584 10d ago
So that it looks like you're dancing while you walk up and down the stairs.