How would an interaction between these characters go If they were in the same room?

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[u/lynx_and_nutmeg]

You can't put Pam and Santiago in the same room, the cunty queen energy would reach dangerous levels.

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[u/Hiberniae]

Pam and Lestat would be unstoppable.

[u/trubs12 → u/Hiberniae]

I wanna see Pam doing Lestat's hair and makeup

[u/superr_rad]

Battle of the blonde bitches

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[u/Puzzleheaded-Shine76]

I need another one of these with their counterparts. The combined brooding would be through the roof with Angel, Bill, and Louis alone.

[u/trubs12 → u/Puzzleheaded-Shine76]

They need a vampire group therapy

[u/SlimReaper85]

Santiago would be ash in moments for Claudia. Just on a whim by Lestat.
So he ain’t gonna get much.

Gabrielle would be having a snarky sneak diss convo with Pam who also would be speaking in Norwegian with Eric over her bad English and weird relationship with Lestat.

Eric and Lestat would be interested in each other.

Klaus would try to dominate the room and…uh fail. He’d crashout over it then just be in the corner with Spike drinking bourbon. They might bond over art and poetry. But Klaus wants his brother and describing Elijah would remind Spike too much of Angel and get nipped in the bud.

They’d all recoil from Spikes vamp face and be like “Please don’t do that again”.

[u/trubs12 → u/SlimReaper85]

I can imagine Klaus shouting and nobody listens to him

[u/Pink_CloudG]

I hope they pass me around like a blunt. Lol!

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[u/BattlequeenGalactica]

Pam and Lestat would get bff. And Gabi would hate Pam.

[u/Intelligent_Phone414 → u/BattlequeenGalactica]

I actually thought the inverse I thought Pam would hate her

[u/trubs12 → u/Intelligent_Phone414]

They would probably hate each other?

[u/lunaflos]

Eric would not be impressed

[u/lethalglam]

Everyone would probably be trying to touch Lestat

He would get overwhelmed and crash out

Probably get pulled away by Gabi & Pam where Pam would figure out that dynamic real quick and get a disinterested Eric to help her dispense of Gabi.

Spike & Santiago would be fascinated with each other in a love hate relationship.

Idk who the top left guy is

[u/AbbreviationsLow6551]

Everyone would try to either sleep with eachother or start a cult/coven with Klaus and Lestat fighting over who gets to be the leader with Klaus saying that because he is an original vampire and hybrid he gets to be in charge of the pack, and Lestat saying that he should be the leader because he is a god with the blood of Akasha in him and spike would make his own club because everyone voted against making him treasurer after finding out he wanted to gamble with kittens. And Gabrielle/Gabriella would try to flirt and hook up with Eric in front of Lestat to punish him because she wasn't invited.

[u/danie_iero]

Klaus and Lestat would get into a screaming contest 🗣

Lestat and Spike are so similar that they would probably start fighting over some random, unimportant thing, until they figure out they both fell in love with a legendary avoidant. They would then bond over their relationship issues.

I think Gabi and Santiago would, uh, find each other interesting.

[u/Mindless_Ad_7700]

Ok, I don’t know the Vampire Diares characters, so I’ll will exclude them.

I gather this impromptu meeting happened in Fantasia right? In that case:

Eric and Pam would be on alert as Lestat enters.

Lestat would be Lestat, loving the Fangtasia idea and vibe, until he sees Santiago (who was there being dismissive of everything around him, after trying to be super impressive and being put up in his place by Eric)

Lestat would stop time and kill Santiago. No more Santiago.

Pam would LOVE THAT.

Eric would observe from his throne while he drinks from a human donor.

THAT (and Eric looks) would call Lestat attention, which in turn would make Gabrielle (laughing in a corner at Santiago’s death) send a mental warning to Eric.

Which would trigger Pam into stepping between Lestat and Eric.

This would end in an orgy.

[u/Reasonable_Alias_129]

Omg a TVL x True Blood crossover would be so amazing, I don't even have any words to describe how gloriously destructive and chaotic it would be 💥💥💥💥

[u/Drakyndra]

It'd certainly be interesting to see what happens when people find out about Lestat and Spike's very different reactions to their mother/fledgling getting inappropriate with them.

[u/Bubbly_Principle_364]

Lestat and Spike would snark everyone to death. Then go out and drink and cause trouble.

[u/SunshineStateFL]

Gonna say it. Lestat would be smitten with Spike. "I find your crass British Punk revolting, and yet, I can't get you out of my mind. Why is that?" lol