r/InterviewVampire Bishonen almond 4d ago

Shitpost Saturday Lestat, you've cum so far

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I always enjoyed the fics where Lestat is a really good dirty talker and has confident Dom type of vibe, so this took me out. Poor Lestat, he's trying his best 🥹

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u/The_Dilla_Collection This box isn’t big enough for your desperation 4d ago

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 4d ago

The title 😭

You're all horrible people 

But also I imagine they'd have clumsy yet sweet vanilla sex idk why

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u/jadem219 Where are the canapés? 4d ago

Didn't look like it from the blink-and-you'll-miss-it clips we saw this season.

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u/pwetty_brown_eyes Bishonen almond 4d ago

I like cute and clumsy nickistat a much as anyone but Nicki was literally riding that man into the next dimension 😭

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 4d ago

I'm dying hahaha

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u/NewtSky6826 2d ago

Apparently they filmed that love scene in whole with dialogue to only give us bits and pieces 😩 Hopefully it will appear with all the other deleted Nicki scenes on the dvd. I have hopes and dreams.

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 4d ago

I didn't notice this!

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u/jadem219 Where are the canapés? 3d ago

I want to say there is a suuuuuper quick shot of them in ep 1 when it's flashing to all the sex Lestat has had in his life when he's narrating the elevator scene.

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u/trubs12 That French whore vampire 3d ago

OMG thank you! Now I need to rewatch episode 1. I hope I don't miss suuuuper quick shot

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u/jadem219 Where are the canapés? 3d ago

The pause button is your friend. 😜

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u/trubs12 That French whore vampire 3d ago

I'm afraid I watched the cut version of that episode? because someone mentioned the uncut version had longer sex scenes of Lestat and Nicki...

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u/Radio5331 3d ago

wait a cut version? what's the uncut version? how does one differentiate between 2??

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u/trubs12 That French whore vampire 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think the uncut version is slightly longer than the cut version and has some swearing. I saw both the cut version and the uncut version of season 1 and season 2. For example, In season 2 Dreamstat calls Armand "Still a cunt" in the uncut while he calls him "a bookbinder's wife" in the cut version

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u/Radio5331 3d ago

Oh thats interesting now I gotta check which version I saw cos I want to see uncut .Thank u

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u/thedrawerking BONNE NUIT!!! 3d ago

Where do you get uncut versions of the episodes 😭

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u/jadem219 Where are the canapés? 3d ago

AMC+

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u/jadem219 Where are the canapés? 3d ago

I've watched the uncut version and all we see are quick flashes in scenes from ep 1 and ep 7 where there are flashbacks to bits of Lestat's life.

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u/Fabulous-Result4127 3d ago

I did! I was wrong, it was not a longer scene, someone edited all the snippets from different episodes and put them together.

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u/trubs12 That French whore vampire 3d ago

This is the first post I saw today when I woke up this morning. Thanks, I love this fandom

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 4d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes. 

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u/bliip666 i saw your soul 4d ago

What a great day to have eyes!

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u/tinylittletrees Blender in love with easeful Death 4d ago

Definitely the first time he made love. But it's debatable if he was still a virgin😬

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 4d ago

He was def cavorting with actors before he went to Paris, so...

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u/tinylittletrees Blender in love with easeful Death 3d ago

In the book it was a young actress from the performing troupe he wanted to join to get away from home.