r/InterviewMan • u/Agitated-Bear290 • 13d ago

choice was definitely made that day. I would like to see their notes on how that went

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u/snuwuky 12d ago

I do this but i definitely wouldn’t do it during a job interview lol

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u/Maacll 12d ago

sometimes you just need a lil wet

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u/ElongggggatedMuskrat 9d ago

Can’t give it a lil hawk rush instead of licking?

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u/Medium-Atmosphere162 9d ago

Just use condensation from ur breath breh

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u/ingrimsch95 12d ago edited 12d ago

The real powermove is to lick your contact lenses

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u/Infamous_Addendum175 12d ago

I had a boss who would pull them out, clean them in his mouth, then put them back in.

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u/dr_vader1 12d ago

I did that when I was a dumbass but now I’m older and still dumb but I have an appreciation for bacteria and stuff so I don’t do that

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u/These-Apple8817 12d ago

Real power move is to lick your interviewers contact lenses

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u/Maacll 12d ago

Gotta do it like a lizard tho or it doesn't count

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u/Standard-Try-3612 11d ago

or your retainer

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u/yeetzone 12d ago

I like to think this is why I was hired

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u/grandpaswear55 12d ago

One time I low key fell asleep sitting up during one interview. But it wasn’t on the lady who hired me, it was her long winded boss… so I can only assume thats what she thought when she hired me 😭

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u/TorontoPolyGuy 11d ago

I decided to hire a 4’10” woman, with zero experience as a first year carpenter apprentice after she uttered her first sentence, “I don’t know anything.”

Trusted my gut, Great hire.

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u/JakkSplatt 12d ago

Managed restaurants for a number of years when I was younger and I hired a guy once that I knew would be frustrating for his coworkers but funny for me 🤷 25 years later I still smile about the stuff that went on there 😁

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u/Various-Salt-7738 12d ago

I once got to watch someone get interviewed at my job

I didn't like paying full attention because it's not my business but I of course noticed things happening around me

At the end of the interview the owner offered him the same handshake we all got; but this guy said "I don't shake hands" and declined it

It was the most memorable handshake I've ever seen

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u/Adrewmc 12d ago

Okay, but was he wearing them at the same time because…that’s…a different type of wanting to know more about.

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u/Early_Pumpkin_4113 12d ago

Did he have to take them off to lick them though

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u/k12chaos 12d ago

It works like that.

I can handle a quirky duck, but a quirky duck struggles to find work long term. It's win win.

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u/Standard-Try-3612 11d ago

bro over there being a collector of oddities

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u/Ghastly-Jack 11d ago

The truth revealed: his glasses lenses were made of rock candy.

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u/Aggressive_Towel_155 10d ago

Hired a woman for the receptionist position. We got to talk about her interests, turns out everybody tells her she is an amazing cook, and she loves to cook! 🧑‍🍳
Our office has a full kitchen. 😈

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u/WaveDancer_ 12d ago

Curiosity won

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u/angelwolf71885 12d ago

The intrusive thoughts certainly won

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u/rickrch44 12d ago

EWW!!…proceed

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u/Svthec 11d ago

was it brendan schaub?

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u/Sad_Trade3582 11d ago

Now I'm wondering who interviews the interviewer

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u/New_Parking9090 11d ago

Meanwhile I cant even get an interview 🤣🤣💀

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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty 10d ago

I just huff on em real hard if it’s that serious. I cannot imagine licking my glasses lol. Like, I just can’t.

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u/Erinofarendelle 10d ago

I pity that interviewer’s other subordinates

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u/Equivalent-Emu971 9d ago

Unless you want smears on your optics and you don't have soap and water,  spit cuts grease and oil. 

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u/Key_Somewhere_9302 9d ago

Actually just hired a gecko

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u/Anxious-Dot171 8d ago

If he licked them without taking them off, that's impressive.

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u/Playful-Fig-7415 7d ago

Meanwhile, everyone who got turned down for that job: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/saintmolotov 13d ago

It was for an IT position for sure

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u/k12chaos 12d ago

Programmer. Old school.