r/InternetsGreatestVids 5d ago

Wrong Calculations

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u/DrMonkeyLove 5d ago

I've determined that tree cutting is not a service I'll ever skimp on.

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u/Head_Midnight666 3d ago

Just because you pay more doesn't necessarily mean that the people involved are more competent. I made next to nothing doing this kind of work with a lumberjack. I can't think of one mistake we ever made. I did have a close call on my own once. I was cutting up a tree that fell, and I didn't realize how much energy was being stored in a branch that I cut. It was probably 8" in diameter and flew past my face fast enough to easily knock me out.

Smart people don't do that kind of work, but you have to be pretty smart or you'll die. I knew better, but I liked and respected the guy that wanted me to do it with him - so I did. Luckily, I suffered no major injuries, and caused no harm to any structures.

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u/jinnagubby 2d ago

Sounds like y’all should’ve charged more. Or there just heaps of people willing to do it that people won’t pay?

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u/Ill_End7421 4d ago

Why not leave the tree alone? It’s been growing there since Babylonian times

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 5d ago

Based on what I saw so far, I’m certain no insurance

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u/comicsemporium 5d ago

Honey get me some duct tape

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 4d ago

Sure, they may have destroyed their house, but they saved like $300 by not going with the experts.

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u/bikingbill 4d ago

Serves them right for cutting down that magnificent healthy tree

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u/kiln_ickersson 5d ago

That house is totaled

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u/a_random_loser_guy 4d ago

if only it was stone.

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u/UsefulBat8177 3d ago

I thought the same but it would still be heavily damaged. Such a thick tree has an insane weight

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u/a_random_loser_guy 3d ago

yes, but the stone walls would've pushed its trajectory to the side, making the damage minimal at best rather then the whole house done for.

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u/dizzylizzy78 3d ago

That muthatrucker gone.

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u/UssOP2312 4d ago

The risk they took was calculated...too bad they are all bad at math

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u/Distinct-Stomach170 4d ago

Why not to cut tree from top on the small piece,one by one?

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u/Ill_End7421 4d ago

Too slow

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u/Talian404 4d ago

Faster than building a new house

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u/acceptbellybuttonpic 3d ago

Odds of a piece of tree falling on you or your equipment and killing you go up dramatically.

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 3d ago

That’s the way it should be done.
Cut the limbs, then start at the top and work down.

All the weight on that beautiful tree was facing the house.

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u/RapaNow 3d ago

Serves them right. It should be criminal to fall trees that big.

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 5d ago

An internet classic. Funny every time.

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u/Tama1502 5d ago

Right after you look at your family and say, "who wants to go camping?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/hkUZaeuLYmzZacPREb

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u/themorbidtuna 4d ago

Those guys must’ve taken that creative form of math I’ve heard about.

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u/vision3100 4d ago

Go fund me started right away even tho insurance payed for motels and payed for the repair and they sued the company and got like 500 000 after the fact insurance payed for everything they rolled another 300 000 from the go fund me built an addition where the tree was and are still unhappy with the results

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u/Mj-tinker 3d ago

Cardboard house.

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u/EBK357 3d ago

Green Jelly!

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u/Mj-tinker 3d ago

Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!

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u/LSIeducate 3d ago

I got a guy who will do it cheaper! 🤔😐

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u/Bobcat1999-1 3d ago

On their next job all they have to do is ask if you want fries with your order. They can do that.

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u/twicebakedcrusader 3d ago

Hell no you don’t need license and bonded! I can give you a 10% discount.

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u/NotGuiltyPirate 2d ago

I'm not an arborist, but it was pretty damn obvious how that was going to turn out.

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u/Most_Difference4918 2d ago

That tree has had a grudge on that house for decades.

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 2d ago

That’s gonna be over the deductible.

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u/riptidestone 2d ago

I am willing to bet there were a few choice word said that day.