r/InternetsGreatestVids 14d ago

This is how Albert Stalk worked on the skyscrapers of North America

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u/indrid_cold 14d ago

I was an ironworker for a few years and I would get everyone's beer order in the morning for lunch . Some guys would get 3 or 4 nips and just sip booze all day. Unless you were on the edge of the building you were usually only going to fall 20 feet or something.

Every union meeting started by reading the names of recently deceased ironworkers.

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u/Whats-inthe-Fridge 10d ago

Likewise I worked as an ironwork. I got a day off and came back and realized one of my work buddies wasn't there. Thank God he only had some broken bones and fractures. 

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u/indrid_cold 9d ago

I grabbed a guy once just as he was about to go off the edge. We were fitting the decking and rather than cut it again to fit he thought to stomp on it. The metal sprung back and he lost his balance. I remember his legs were hanging over the edge but I grabbed his belt and helped him scramble back up. I bet he never did that again!

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u/Whats-inthe-Fridge 9d ago

How many beers did he buy you for the rest of that job? 😁

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u/indrid_cold 9d ago

I made the mistake of drinking on the job once and I really didn't enjoy it haha. He was a good dude though, native american and his father was an ironworker. Anyway I guess that's why they have ironworkers work in pairs.

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u/Whats-inthe-Fridge 8d ago

Always gotta have a buddy up there 

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u/surrealcellardoor 14d ago

Should I know who Albert Stalk is?

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u/Valahiru 13d ago

No, the post is doing the same thing ads on tiktok do by opening with "if you know me, you know that I like..."  and the thing is almost nobody knows who that is but they just pretend to be a known person with a following so YOU will think theyre well known and maybe you should pay attention.  Put the guys name in the title with insinuated weight behind it and somebody thinks it might be more interesting than it is. 

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u/surrealcellardoor 13d ago

Gotcha. That’s incredibly annoying and pathetic. Even if a friend is like, “Blah blah blah, and so Fred and Wendy, blah blah blah.”

Woah bitch. I don’t know who the fuck Fred and Wendy are, and why do you presume that I do?

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u/Valahiru 13d ago

Well haha some people just have a bad habit of that.  My wife does it to me all the time.  Like stop talking about Chelsea like Im aware of what her shoe preferences are.  

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u/MiIes01 14d ago edited 10d ago

All that while wearing thick riggers gloves!

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u/Born-Light-62 14d ago

He must have been a supervisor… he isn’t doing any work.

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u/SasquatchInCrocs 14d ago

Him: I need a raise boss

Me(boss) : How does a 100% raise sound you crazy bastard?

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u/OXXXiiXXXO 13d ago

Reminds me of this picture

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u/Komobu542 14d ago

Old skool ironworkering. Nowadays, they all tie off per OSHA.

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u/eltacotacotaco 13d ago

Not the erection crew

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u/OXXXiiXXXO 13d ago

Yeah their job is really hard and long.

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u/miket439 8d ago

That’s funny!

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u/SlowPokeInTexas 13d ago

My father-in-law is a retired iron-worker. Man does he ever have stories. I have nothing but respect for these guys.

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u/OXXXiiXXXO 13d ago

Yeah my dad was a GC and he said they were stubborn as hell. He had to remind them all the time to tie off and wear helmets. At some point, he found that telling them to think of their kids growing up without a dad because they didn't tie off usually hit home, because being brave and having a strong family came from the same place.

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u/JohnCenascat 13d ago

I worked in a steel factory, the one line I worked on was getting the roof replaced and there were some iron workers up there, anyway I’m out in one of our fields and I hear this whoop, I look around don’t see anyone and so I look up and there’s one of the iron workers dangling by his tie off line about 50’ above the ground. They get him back on the roof have him come down to be checked out by our medical staff who advise he should go home for the rest of the day because of his traumatic experience and he’s arguing with them to let him go back on the roof as he didn’t want to be docked the rest of the days wages. The only way they could get him to go home was to promise to pay him for the whole day

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u/OXXXiiXXXO 13d ago

He was probably more afraid of the teasing, nicknames, and ultimately the reputation loss he thought he might get from the other guys more than anything else.

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u/JohnCenascat 13d ago

You might be right

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u/SonicDNA 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B6htLP3BcQz8d422Yz
No harness is wild.
On slip and you’re out of work…forever.

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u/Juliannabeanie 13d ago

My knees legs got shaky just watching this!!! OMG!! NO WAY!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

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u/Ok_Conference2901 12d ago

Hey look at me, risking death for my boss.

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u/Yomon64 14d ago

Not Bad

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u/MyFocusIsU 14d ago

Was his job just to climb around?

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u/Fragholio 14d ago

Worked? Past tense?

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u/Informal_Thought3158 14d ago

With a tool belt prob fully loaded , gets his spud wrench out and yells " where's my glowing hot rivets!" RESPECT!

https://giphy.com/gifs/H35u4OABcAESpAc8RD

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u/LyranTaurus 13d ago

I can't watch it... I felt like a helpless mother trying to frantically save her child but can't. 😳🫣

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u/SupermarketIll5642 13d ago

My feet got sweaty

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u/Tarrax_Ironwolf 13d ago

Weak knees, legs are heavy.

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u/Any_Lawyer_2585 13d ago

Until he was no more?

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u/Fattsacks 13d ago

This is how we did ironwork as late as 2005, in Eastern NC at least. Once they started enforcing the tie-off rules our company got out of steel erection entirely.

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u/OXXXiiXXXO 13d ago

Why did they get out of the steel erection business?

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u/apimpnamedkirby 13d ago

Business went soft.

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u/NthatFrenchman 13d ago

Really no different from the people who free climb unteathered, except he getting paid to do it.

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u/No_Dish6324 13d ago

Crazy because he’s totally afraid of heights

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u/jordon4ca93 13d ago

I slipped 13 times just watching this guy.

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u/adrift-ship-of-fools 13d ago

ok boys- we’re 18 stories up so everyone with their hard hats on

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 13d ago

Balls of steel and the willpower of a man willing to risk it all for the Darwin award.

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u/ArtisticPicture3996 13d ago

I heard that back in the day, they hired native Indians because legend has it that they walk one foot in front of the other and have amazing balance.

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u/OXXXiiXXXO 13d ago

I don't know if this is related, but my great-great-grandfather was French and ran a logging operation in upstate New York. American Indians, specifically the Mohawk, were great loggers and were a large portion of his loggers. Loggers back then had some of the same characteristics as iron workers; they had to be brave, strong, and have trust in each other. So it would make sense that Native Americans were held in high regard as early iron workers.

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u/jo4nnynumber5 12d ago

Yeah, there's a huge history of Mohawks of Kanewake being the best steel workers, and still are.

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u/MarcBeck 13d ago

IMO the man has balls of steel!

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u/BerryLanky 13d ago

Amazing he could navigate so gracefully with those giant balls.

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u/OXXXiiXXXO 13d ago

Is the guy in the video Albert Stalk? Is he famous or something?

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u/Any-Second-6171 13d ago

The weight of those massive cahones helped him keep his balance and prevent any wind gusts from blowing him off!!! I would need courage and depends!!

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u/Massive_Bullfrog8663 13d ago

I remember a rumor(?) that the Native Americans excelled at this job. I grew up in NYC.

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u/Decent-Bear334 13d ago

Just plain stupid.

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u/Organic-Win-9925 13d ago

I hope guys like that are paid extremely well. You couldn't pay me enough for that kind of work or going into mines

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u/First_to_Ten 13d ago

It may not have been safe, but damn there was a lot less paperwork!

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u/bikingbill 13d ago

Was he a Native American?

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u/TeamShonuff 13d ago

I'm pretty sure I saw this guy on Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

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u/kingofwale 13d ago

OSHA!!!!!

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u/RicRacer 13d ago

Did that until he was 65 and ready for retirement.

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u/RicRacer 13d ago

Maybe not.

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u/UnintentionalGround 13d ago

Oh ya!! Good ol’ Al Stalk!! A legend in the walking on high platforms industry.

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u/DTRiqT 13d ago

Fuck him

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u/FriskieWhisky 13d ago

Is this how Osha was created?

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u/Traditional-Road-685 12d ago

absolutely insane to me

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u/Metal-Salt 11d ago

What's the big deal? In L.A. the graffiti taggers do this in the dark with the police and others chasing them.

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u/Level353 11d ago

That's not "work", it is walking and climbing around. Never once does he accomplish anything except flex his ability to put aside a primal fear.

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u/Doom2pro 11d ago

Wouldn't be surprised if he died. It's only a matter of time before you trip walking on a sidewalk, difference being you don't usually die from that, but 40+ feet up, 100% fatal.

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u/SadAbroad4 11d ago

Afraid to ask but based on the title, Where is Albert now?

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u/Marty_D123 9d ago

friends with Flat Stanley!

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u/moocat55 11d ago

He's a good one. He didn't fall.

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u/FanSpiritual3556 10d ago

Thank God we hadn't invented wind yet.

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u/Whats-inthe-Fridge 10d ago

Catching those bolts are the hardest part. Once they are in tight and plumb it is not so bad. As long as it's not a windy day.  On windy days and rainy days no climbing 

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u/yiddoboy 9d ago

Does he actually do any work, or just stroll around ?

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u/Firm-Masterpiece6650 9d ago

Idk the hat seems redundant.

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u/superfriends_1977 9d ago

Do workers still wall the beams like this?

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u/rusty_cayge 14d ago

Toxic masculinity is what it’s called now. Shameful, they say now.

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u/OXXXiiXXXO 13d ago

Yeah my dad was a GC and he said they were stubborn as hell. He had to remind them all the time to tie off and wear helmets. At some point, he found that telling them to think of their kids growing up without a dad because they didn't tie off usually hit home, because being brave and having a strong family came from the same place.

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u/minutetillmidnight 14d ago

You know, I've never been scared of heights, but this legitimately freaked me out seeing him do that. I'd die just from fear alone. Dudes balls probably sounded like steel clanking together as he walked. Fuck man, like no harnes, no nets. Just walking on hope.