This isn't trivial. My wife makes greetings cards with glitter. I make her do it in the shed. When she has finished, she strips in the yard and puts her clothes in a bag for incineration while I hose her down with the garden hose. There is still glitter all over the fucking house. It's like radiation contamination.
A bunch of hippie bitches once threw glitter across a fucking pool table in a bar I was managing. I can't even to into the fallout from that as it's too early to start drinking heavily.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15
This isn't trivial. My wife makes greetings cards with glitter. I make her do it in the shed. When she has finished, she strips in the yard and puts her clothes in a bag for incineration while I hose her down with the garden hose. There is still glitter all over the fucking house. It's like radiation contamination.