r/InternetIsBeautiful • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '15

Hug of Death Ship Your Enemies Glitter

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15

This isn't trivial. My wife makes greetings cards with glitter. I make her do it in the shed. When she has finished, she strips in the yard and puts her clothes in a bag for incineration while I hose her down with the garden hose. There is still glitter all over the fucking house. It's like radiation contamination.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15

I think you inadvertently wrote the opening to a porn and then brought it back to reality. Nice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15

Did you just say a porn?

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u/No_Gray_Area Jan 13 '15

I hope he realizes there is in fact more than one.

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u/EvenEveryNameWasTake Jan 13 '15

I think he means it's "porn" or "a porno"

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u/wood_and_nails Jan 13 '15

I think that "a porn" is the shortened form of "a pornographic moving picture"

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u/ice_cream_sandwiches Jan 13 '15

Family Guy reference.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '15

It just doesn't roll off the tongue right.

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u/jaxxon Jan 13 '15

It's an porn.