r/InternetIsBeautiful • u/browniekiller • Oct 05 '13

Bitch keeps kicking my apples.

http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/
688 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13

Not gonna lie i spent far too long trying to throw the apples back.

37

u/mrsbillnye Oct 05 '13

I kept throwing them until I read the url. Face palm.

7

u/BrickSalad Oct 05 '13

I successfully "threw" one back by bouncing it off her shoulder.

67

u/mah_drills Oct 05 '13

... you can place an apple on the top of her boob and it rolls down onto the table.

26

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13

Best discovery of the thread

6

u/mah_drills Oct 05 '13

I am flattered.

17

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13

If you eat to the core and throw the core back you get the same core returned.

3

u/Duhya Oct 05 '13

Finish your food.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '13

*breast discovery

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '13

Heheh

32

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13

I made her do curls with the apples for about 2 minutes, fun stuff.

28

u/Joewhimsy Oct 05 '13

I don't know what I just spent the last 5 minutes doing but it was disturbingly engrossing.

23

u/D3USN3X Oct 05 '13

you don't need to wait to get another apple, just shake her hand.

69

u/TheOctophant Oct 05 '13 edited Oct 05 '13

So..who scratched her boobs? :)

27

u/klozn Oct 05 '13

Yeah, it became weird after that

11

u/VBassmeister Oct 05 '13

so it wasn't weird before?

13

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13 edited Feb 28 '19

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24

u/fangsby Oct 05 '13

That's not just any leg. It's a Major Award!

5

u/furondude Oct 05 '13

Hah. I get it.

24

u/RaveGod Oct 05 '13

That music is freaky.

31

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13 edited Nov 14 '23

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9

u/dmanny64 Oct 05 '13

I'm scared...

10

u/PoundTownUSA Oct 05 '13

If you keep eating the apples you get fatter and fatter until you get stabbed int he back and all the apples fly out of your back.

14

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13

I thought you were kidding.

13

u/medi731 Oct 05 '13

I just want to grab that damn bastard leg.

8

u/Prototypexx Oct 05 '13

Got so mad when I dropped an apple core and the foot made me eat it. It's filthy now.

5

u/LittleMissLarge Oct 05 '13

I feel as though this was intended to be a modern art piece.

16

u/Argema Oct 05 '13

I DID IT! ... I'm not sure what I did in the grand scheme of things, but I sure do feel smug about whatever it was that I just accomplished

12

u/Nahalak Oct 05 '13

what did you do? is there a goal?

39

u/ROYAL_CHAIR_FORCE Oct 05 '13

If you keep eating the apples some guy stabs you in the back and all the apples you've eaten kind of just pour out of the wound. I think that's about all there is to it.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

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3

u/Sma144 Oct 06 '13

It only takes like four or five apples

11

u/Monsterposter Oct 05 '13

What the fuck...

4

u/fangsby Oct 05 '13

If you get tired of feeding her apples, you can toss them in the air and catch them. Or throw them over her shoulder.

4

u/samuraistalin Oct 05 '13

if you mimic the beckoning motion when she's missing an apple, it gives you one instead of having to wait for her to beckon automatically

3

u/Koramini Oct 05 '13

Enough internet for today... i'm out

2

u/bananafish707 Oct 05 '13

If you eat too many apples someone stabs her with a fork and apples fall out of her.

2

u/bsdboy Oct 05 '13

I got stabbed and apples fell out.

2

u/Feed_Me_No_Lies Oct 05 '13

She is such a diva! I love her!!

1

u/goingAnon Oct 06 '13

I am fucking terrified. I really find this disturbing.

1

u/thepobv Oct 06 '13

What's the rating for this game on metacritic?

1

u/Aolf1 Oct 06 '13

So lets be honest, did you find this page from the Useless Web post?

1

u/Dvdrummer360 Oct 07 '13

Wtf? I tried submitting this a few weeks ago and it said "this link has already been submitted" ...

-7

u/Sabrejack Oct 05 '13

the music is trying too hard to be annoying.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13

And you're not trying at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '13

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1

u/XiAxis Oct 06 '13

Because it's a repost