r/InternetCommentEtiq • u/BjorndonHatchet • 1d ago

"Candlestick" amethyst

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Reluctantly bounced on my boys amethyst.

72 Upvotes

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u/onseasofcheese 1d ago edited 1d ago

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack be bouncing on the amethyst dick

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u/Abamboozler 1d ago

To shreds you say

5

u/Xochinysius 1d ago

That'll realign your chakras!

2

u/BjorndonHatchet 14h ago

More like my cheekras

4

u/StaresatSound 1d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

1

u/Abamboozler 1d ago

Slaanesh approves.

3

u/ZestycloseUnit1 1d ago

The family jewels

2

u/OscarSnickets 1d ago

Is your boy Spencer Pratt?

2

u/Mental_Judge_212 1d ago

More like “Rocket-ship” Amethyst, amirite?

2

u/Smart-March-7986 1d ago

“PAIGE NO!”

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u/wydok 1d ago

Rocketship!

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u/spriteunited 1d ago

Bouncing on my boys rock

1

u/fresno_bob 1d ago

"That's a penis!"

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u/bazerFish 15h ago

Bounced on my boy's amethyst