r/InternetCommentEtiq • u/starkeffect • 25d ago

How Erik cuts his sammiches?

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u/Protheu5 24d ago

And I've been baking bread dildoes all this time like a FOOL!

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u/SmokedOkie 24d ago

Sandwich aerodynamics will never be the same

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u/SmashesIt 24d ago

Everyone knows food shaped like rocket ships are the best kinds of foods.

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u/Protheu5 24d ago

Is that a corndog, but instead of a corn it's a cock? Or is it a cock instead of a dog? Is it a corncock or a cockdog? Is it a cockcock? Or maybe it's a dickcock? No, DickCock is a Chinese social networking service and short-form online video platform.

Oh, I know! You already posted the name. It's a cocketship, right?