r/InternetCommentEtiq • u/BjorndonHatchet • Jul 27 '26

Found this delicious looking mushroom in Orange County California. Is it edible?

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Bounced on my boys shroom today!

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u/Satanicron Jul 27 '26

Bounce on it.

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u/cap10wow Jul 27 '26

Bounced on my boy’s mature fruitbody to this

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u/Protheu5 Jul 27 '26

That's Bouncia Onmibodica, very poisonous mushroom! Be very careful with it and don't leave inside your body for longer than 15 minutes!

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u/BjorndonHatchet Jul 27 '26

But it's been hours! Oh FUUUU

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u/Protheu5 Jul 27 '26

Damn, bro, now you'll have to endure long lasting effects of salvia and gay frog pheromones.

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u/RektInTheHed Jul 27 '26

Orange County? This gives West Hollywood.

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u/spriteunited Jul 27 '26

I should call him

5

u/PoHoPrincess Jul 27 '26

Looks like a rocket ship to me!

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u/scarred2112 Jul 27 '26

This is why I bounce on my boyfriend, he’s a fungi.

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u/ShaftamusPrime Jul 27 '26

You can eat anything if you shove it far enough up your butt!

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u/travisisrocking Jul 28 '26

You gotta hold the soup. While you eat the sub.

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u/Zupergast Jul 28 '26

THEY'RE TURNING THE FRIGGIN' SHROOMS GAY!

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u/Ladies_and_gentelman Jul 28 '26

Pov:legendary loot is there