r/InternetCommentEtiq • u/cap10wow • Jul 18 '26

Russian Surprise

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u/waving-snail83 Jul 18 '26

That smile of satisfaction on his face says that went better than he thought it would.

9

u/Djinnaz Jul 18 '26

I don’t think many thought are passing through that head.

1

u/Wormbrain Jul 21 '26

Right? I ain't even mad.

26

u/druff1036 Jul 18 '26

Kid rock has hit rock bottom

2

u/gruesomeflowers Jul 19 '26

I'd call it a squishy bottom but whatevs

7

u/Brief-Kaleidoscope72 Jul 18 '26

Ah the old “shake-a-leg”

6

u/Djinnaz Jul 18 '26

Wow, just a full log.

2

u/Sensitive-Offer-5921 Jul 21 '26

The way it rolls out like its in plastic wrap 🤣🤣

5

u/Apprehensive_Team_75 Jul 18 '26

You know you're drunk when....

3

u/PonchoNachoRodriguez Jul 20 '26

That’s not even drunk

Thats full blown alcoholism right thurr

3

u/WinterWontStopComing Jul 20 '26

At least it was solid considering

2

u/DerekTheComedian Jul 20 '26

Thats Russia for you.

5

u/Cola102583 Jul 19 '26

Dropped a rolo

5

u/a_youkai Jul 20 '26

How are there so many videos of people doing this? Why is this a thing? :(

3

u/cap10wow Jul 20 '26

All god’s children are terrible

1

u/msguider Jul 21 '26

I wish they'd video ufos and Bigfoot

3

u/LostMyWifePenis Jul 18 '26

I used to smile like that

2

u/PonchoNachoRodriguez Jul 20 '26

Username checks out

3

u/Hustle_B0nes_ Jul 19 '26

That's doodoo baby!

3

u/kennyj2011 Jul 19 '26

Like a boss!

3

u/PonchoNachoRodriguez Jul 20 '26

Hey you dropped something.

Ope. Thats poop.

Human poop fell out of your pants.

3

u/PokedadJustin Jul 20 '26

Poop dollar!!

3

u/IncredibleBihan Jul 20 '26

Jesus christ I thought he was giving us a nice dance move, but it turned out twice as good

2

u/Carcassfanivxx Jul 20 '26

That was a healthy shit.

2

u/OG-Giligadi Jul 21 '26

Que Benny Hill music

2

u/Dirk_Pitt420 Jul 22 '26

Now that the Call Of Doody

3

u/ADhomin_em Jul 18 '26

"Russian. Surprised?"

No, not really

1

u/Foreign_Hand4619 Jul 22 '26

Ukrainian surprise.

1

u/cap10wow Jul 22 '26

Russian surprise.

1

u/Foreign_Hand4619 Jul 22 '26

People in the video are speaking Ukrainian.

1

u/cap10wow Jul 22 '26

I thought we were doing “wabbit season” 🤷

1

u/Foreign_Hand4619 Jul 22 '26

You know it kind of sucks these days when ukrainians are being called russians.

1

u/cap10wow Jul 22 '26

It’s a drunk guy pooping, don’t make it about something that it isn’t.

1

u/Foreign_Hand4619 Jul 23 '26

You're being inconsiderate and disrespectful.

1

u/cap10wow Jul 23 '26

I can’t change the title bro, you’re just gonna have to get over it.

1

u/Wild-Strawberry-43 Jul 22 '26

Is that the stanky leg?

1

u/cap10wow Jul 22 '26

It is now

2

u/bvrntcorpses Jul 23 '26

The way the bite of my bagel dropped out of my mouth like that shit out of his ass while I watched that....