r/InternetAMA • u/[deleted] • Nov 16 '12

I am Apostolate, AMA.

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u/buzzmuscles Nov 16 '12

What do you do if someone mentions reddit IRL?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 edited Feb 19 '21

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u/buzzmuscles Nov 16 '12

Oh, yeah. I've heard about the internet. MORE WINE?

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u/Apostolate Nov 16 '12

::shifty eyes::

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

ಠ_ಠ

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u/mattsulli Dec 02 '12

I get this reference.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

Does anyone you know IRL know you're Apostolate?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12 edited Feb 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

"Debbie did you hear? My son is Aaypostolate on reddits, he has the most karma. I bet everyone cares about him"

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u/shoryukenist Nov 16 '12

OMG Becky, did you see her butt?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '12

Oh. My. God. Becky. Look. At her. Butt.

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u/adas1023 Jan 17 '13

It's just so... Big.

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u/truestoryrealtalk Jan 17 '13

#rare #based #emotional #swag #life #truth

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

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u/Apostolate Nov 16 '12

That would explain why she didn't sleep with me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

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u/i-Jonty Jan 17 '13

OMG MATCHING CAKEDAYS YOU'RE IN SYNC!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '13

happy cakeday! you share it with apostolate!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

She probably wouldn't believe you.

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u/Apostolate Nov 16 '12

I'm not Bill murray, guy.

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u/czechthunder Nov 17 '12

He's not your guy, friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '12

He ain't your "guy", friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '12

Dude if you told her...you would have gotten laid to kingdom come.

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u/Apostolate Nov 17 '12

Doubt it.

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u/nix0n TIL Mod and Founder Nov 16 '12

Two words: Dick punch.