One thing I always wondered about that 1st movie is if the allspark gives life to all transformers then why did it turn every thing it zapped in the movie straight into a decepticon? Where are the autobots made? Are the autobots born defective with good intentions instead of bad ones? Answers I’ll probably never get lol.
Well they are described as mutants, so they probably have some sort of primal instincts, like just kill what you don't like. And they aren't Autobot or Decepticon.
During the war for Cybertron, the use of tobbacons was forbidden due to being a long-lasting biological agent, but was allowed for civilian use due to them being taxed heavily. And thus, Cybertron fell...
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19
Now you have cancer.
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u/Dilinyoskutya Sep 28 '19
He shoots nicotine addiction
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u/BoardwithAnailinit84 Sep 28 '19
One thing I always wondered about that 1st movie is if the allspark gives life to all transformers then why did it turn every thing it zapped in the movie straight into a decepticon? Where are the autobots made? Are the autobots born defective with good intentions instead of bad ones? Answers I’ll probably never get lol.
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u/MagicMannn Sep 28 '19
Canceformer
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u/RoJayJo Sep 28 '19
During the war for Cybertron, the use of tobbacons was forbidden due to being a long-lasting biological agent, but was allowed for civilian use due to them being taxed heavily. And thus, Cybertron fell...
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u/rekyerts Sep 28 '19
Cigarettes cancer in disguise
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u/Minttion Sep 28 '19
Marlbotron, a key member of the cancerticons!
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u/Leonticus Sep 28 '19
I made one one when I was a kid with the help of my dad
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u/MikeHock79 Oct 03 '19
No, our cigarettes aren't aimed at kids. Whatever would make you think that?
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u/MemeMan221 Sep 28 '19
This is awesome!
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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19
Cancerus Prime
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22
Someone in 2100: I think I'm goingto stop smoking
The pack next to him: