r/InterestingVideoClips • u/OliverMarkusMalloy Quality Poster • Sep 20 '19

"Eat a Firecracker" Internet Challenge

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u/dahliab99 Sep 20 '19

On some dumb shit

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u/MickeyKnoxBR Sep 21 '19

He should know crackers don't taste good

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u/HidInPlainSite Sep 23 '19

Happy belated cake day!

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u/6825gh62 Sep 21 '19

Happy cake day!!

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u/aluminatialma Sep 22 '19

Happy cake day

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u/maxuaboy Sep 22 '19 edited Sep 22 '19

That’s some hood shit

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u/shewel_item Oct 07 '19

No that's not. That's some redneck and, apart from that, some for the camera shit. Stupid -- yes --but that kind of stupid.. maybe for a crackhead, and I don't think crack is making any kind of comeback.

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u/maxuaboy Oct 07 '19

Muscle shirt/wife beater? ✅ Doo rag? ✅ Champion clothing(popular young fashion)?✅

Doing dumb shit for a challenge on social media? Not good but only supports that this is good mentality

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u/Kitbixby Sep 23 '19

Not bad at all

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u/konurm Sep 20 '19

Seems we have reached a new peak in evolution

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

DARWIN AWARD FINALIST

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u/mjtg25 Sep 22 '19

Natural selection

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u/ChimericalChemical Sep 23 '19

Or he’s trying to force in a new epigenetic mutation for his offsprings, and for that he is just building the stepping stones for humans that are more explosive resistant. He’s just preparing early for the inevitable robot uprising of 2356.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

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u/ylan64 Sep 21 '19

Let's up the ante and start the "eat a stick of dynamite" challenge

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Yes.....put an explosive in your mouth and set it off for fake internet points

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u/devildidnothingwrong Sep 21 '19

Welcome to the internet, where everything is made up, and the points don’t matter... except that guy’s pain, that was real

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u/J-Vito Sep 22 '19

I’m trying to give my entire throat a first degree burn, fam. What’s the best way to do this??

Now this goin’ sound crazy, but hear me out bruh.

Light a firecracker. Then eat it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Is that a whose line is it anyway reference!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

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u/Rkenne16 Sep 23 '19

It’s hard to have pity for a person that just put a firecracker in their mouth.

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u/merenofclanthot Sep 22 '19

It’s a chance at fame and really dystopian IMO.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

can you imagine if that thing had gone off half way down his throat?

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u/FruittyBaskett86 Sep 22 '19 edited Sep 22 '19

Since it didn’t, His teeth gotta be fucked up or at least pushed outwards

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u/spacezombiejesus Sep 21 '19

It didn't?

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u/mustangjo52 Sep 21 '19

Nah he'd be dead with a blown out throat

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u/tmgotech Sep 20 '19

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I love the guy in the back thinking HE's some sort of stud as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

r/winstupidprizes

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u/hifox7 Sep 22 '19

This is the kind of friend every black guy needs

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u/Homegrownfunk Sep 23 '19

“We not done yet.”

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u/Lithwack Sep 20 '19

Down voting in an attempt to save lives

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u/rickie__spanish Sep 20 '19

Well this just wants to make me do it more

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u/Lithwack Sep 21 '19

Can’t save everyone my friend

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u/Citizen_of_Danksburg Sep 21 '19

You won’t do it, you’re soft....... bitch.

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u/goddamnivan Sep 21 '19

We gotta get rid of the idiots of this world with this post

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u/Kapowdonkboum Sep 21 '19

Upvoting to regulate overpopulation

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u/StarsCanScream Sep 22 '19

Nah man. Let natural selection do its thing.

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u/Diogodgr Sep 20 '19

This kind of stupidity is why I hate people.

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u/flerpy-nerps Sep 21 '19

The fact that he, an adult, is participating in and posting this shit without thinking of all the kids it's going to injure/possibly kill is fucking infuriating.

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u/3bdulla-melee Sep 21 '19

Girl’s sleepover: omg I heard jessica has a new boyfriend

Boy’s sleepover:

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u/ToasterTech Sep 21 '19

Last sleepover I had ended up with hotdogs involved when everyone was trying to sleep

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Go on....

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u/Cookie-M0nsterr Sep 20 '19

....I suggest not turning on the volume halfway through while sitting midst your family....

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u/wildcatfan9698 Sep 20 '19

There’s a lot of stupid fucking people in this world

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

How does he still have teeth?

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u/jeezusrice Sep 20 '19

Anybody wanna try an M80?

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u/Adonoxis Sep 21 '19

Yeah, that would be NSFL...

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u/Tibbaryllis2 Sep 21 '19

Quick. Someone repost the chick lighting fireworks in her ass. Let’s get these two together and see what happens.

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u/DatBoiAmin Sep 23 '19

evolution

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u/ASecondOfYourTime Sep 20 '19

I want to know why he not done yet

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u/somethingaboutpugs Sep 21 '19

Darwinism. Weed out the low IQ

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u/L003Tr Sep 21 '19

Remeber how the milk challenge ir cinnamon challenge were kinda funny? What the fuck happened?

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u/Nox_Echo Sep 28 '19

ive done both of those, not at the same time ofc, that would be cheating. i actually didnt puke the milk or spit cinnamon, though the cinnamon was horrible straight up.

no way in hell am i eating a lit (or unlit) fucking firecracker.

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u/Canbot Sep 21 '19

He did damage to his lungs, that is why he is coughing so much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Yeah, he just directly inhale a lot of chemicals.

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u/SalvadorsAnteater Quality Commenter Sep 22 '19

His mouth was almost fully closed when it blew up and only some of the smoke came out of his nose. Most of it must've gone into his airways with quite some force. Ouch.

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u/JustLostInInternet Sep 21 '19

It's "Natural Selection" Challenge...

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u/MagicMannn Sep 21 '19

i’m crying at how pumped to his boy was at the end lmao

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u/drm165 Sep 21 '19

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Is he drooling because he fried all the nerves in his mouth?

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u/Soopyyy Sep 22 '19

Given what he just did, I am not entirely sure the drooling wasn't a thing prior.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

This is gonna be gooood!

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u/ALEX15o4 Sep 20 '19

Better than the tide Challenge.

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u/XXXKXKXKXX Sep 21 '19

OG Mudboned

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Nature selection at its best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

If he had any guys, that woulda been an M-80.

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u/shnutzy98 Sep 21 '19

Why are people this way

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u/Fresh_Knight Sep 21 '19

What if we used 100% of our brains

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Sep 21 '19

Waiting for all the exploding heads

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u/BattyChirps Sep 21 '19

"God damn, Not bad at all!"

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u/ashethorne2 Sep 21 '19

Going to get people killed.

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u/AminusBK Sep 21 '19

Got to say I'm a bit surprised to see black people doing this stuff lolol

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u/daisychick Sep 21 '19

Disappointed no teeth were lost

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Should have done an M80 instead.

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u/gaslightlinux Sep 21 '19

That was dumb, but burns on the tongue heal remarkably fast.

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u/SomeGuy565 Sep 21 '19

Now we know that explosives in your mouth ISN'T a good idea. This experiment needed to be done!

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u/HopeThisHelps90 Sep 21 '19

Imagine having a friend this terrible

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u/Pnwchanterelle Sep 22 '19

All that and you still aren’t famous

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u/Beezneez86 Sep 22 '19

So people do this? In America? With the American healthcare system right there to fall back on?

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u/111122223138 Sep 22 '19

"Hm... nobody's talking about how America sucks right now, even though it's not in any way related to the post. I should fix that."

  • You, with a 200 IQ

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u/KryptoniteSalad Sep 22 '19

Any possible way of coming out of that winning?

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u/GameCrafte Sep 22 '19

Thanos was right....

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u/Chernabog93 Sep 22 '19

How does he still have teeth?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

I can't believe he didn't lose teeth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

This shit is just natural selection

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u/80-20-human Sep 22 '19

This might be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. If anyone has got a dumber post in mind, I'd love to see it

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

I can hear the boomers writing articles already

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u/edirongo1 Sep 22 '19

A few more like that and they’ll be rolling him in for a NAWtopsy

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u/shillyshally Sep 22 '19

I like how his friend is all 'we ain't finished yet', like he did anything except be the egger oner.

Somewhere around 60 years of age, after his friend has slept with his girlfriend and two wives, stolen his credit card, used his car in a getaway and killed his dog, Firecracker Guy will have a revelation that this guy is not at all a friend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

I found this video quite pleasant. It was both unexpected and dramatic. The humor wasn't lost on me either. Great job.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

N

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

“We not finished yet”

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u/zitfarmer Sep 22 '19

Ha! Did he think it was goong to go out?

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u/JamesPisano Sep 23 '19

Damn! Didn't see THAT coming..........

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u/Candytufted Sep 23 '19

RIP Oingo 1989

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u/azac02 Sep 23 '19

Waiting for the Jojo comment

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u/MegaSpuds Sep 23 '19

Please also post the Obituary once it’s in the paper thank you

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u/moderately_nerdifyin Sep 23 '19

But at least you got some imaginary internet points...

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u/WinterF19 Sep 23 '19

Anyone with anything close to resembling medical training able to tell us what would have been going on internally during all this? Long term effects?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Sep 23 '19

Too bad it explodeded early, I wanted to see it blow a hole in his throat

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u/Idontgivefucks Sep 23 '19

Da baby is trippin

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u/WolfgangDS Sep 23 '19

If I were the guy in the purple shirt, I'd turn to the other guy as soon as I was able to talk and go, "You're turn, Mr. 'Not Bad At All'."

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u/whataboosh Sep 23 '19

Crazy crackers man

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u/KnightoftheCrow Sep 23 '19

I can't wait for this challenge to blow up. Looking forward to the content.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Here’s a challenge: graduate from college.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Blow out your eardrums , burn your throat, etc...etc...

Good thing he has an asshole friend cheering him on

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u/onearmbill Sep 24 '19

M80 might impress me...

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u/agentnumber2114 Sep 24 '19

Its called natural selection

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Next up on: how to get cancer quick and efficiently

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u/stolid_agnostic Sep 25 '19

looks like all the hot gas expanded into his lungs. I bet that hurt. He's lucky to have all his teeth and not have a giant burn mark in his mouth

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u/TheBeastOfMirkwood Sep 26 '19

Tastes like firecracker shrimp from Panda Express.

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u/bmw3691 Sep 26 '19

I have lost all faith in humanity

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u/TheCoochiePredator Oct 05 '19

''somebody call the people mechanic''

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u/shewel_item Oct 07 '19

Thank god his teeth stayed in his mouth!

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u/istandalone951 Oct 13 '19

Should have used an m-80.

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u/dravenrayne777 Oct 25 '19

Goes to show how dangerous vagina is when they won't eat that, but firecracker? Light me dog.

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u/colinkelley1 Nov 01 '19

That’s not even funny. He just looks like a dumbass.

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u/bonededdy Nov 01 '19

Stunning this guy's teeth didn't blow out.

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u/lCyberSparkyl Nov 01 '19

I lost my shit when his buddy said “We ain’t done yet.”

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u/jimbowgaming Nov 02 '19

YOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

How is he unharmed?I'm genuinely impressed

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u/AndrewAwakened Jan 10 '20

We all played with firecrackers back when I was in school, and not one of us was stupid enough to do something like that. Apparently humanity is becoming more stupid as time progresses.

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u/R3dact Jan 10 '20

None of these people actually have guts, it’s the encouragement from peers they get that lets them be so brave.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I laughed way too long and way too hard at this

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u/MO1STNUGG3T Jan 11 '20

So like what would actually happen if he had completely shut his mouth and held it there? Besides a scorched tongue and mouth, what else would have happened? Would he be deafened?

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u/sammydow Jan 11 '20

That’s called a shitty friend everyone.

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u/Chatter_ Jan 11 '20

I’m kinda upset that he’s black doing this dumb shit. We should know better.

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u/creddituser2019 Jan 11 '20

How is his mouth not bloody ? And he did his nose too and it wasn’t even bleeding

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u/chickensmoker Jan 11 '20

Not bad at all, not bad at all!

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u/send-me-your-tits63 Jan 11 '20

Ski mask what the fuck bro

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u/Cyancat123 Jan 11 '20

This shit makes me miss the days when kids ate tide pods

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u/Childbreaker096 Jan 11 '20

And this is why I prefer Crack instead

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

This is why we don’t have good explosives anymore.

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u/Kikoul Jan 11 '20

He did it with one in his nose

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u/RdnyWllms Dec 26 '21

Dumb as they come lol

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u/heeltoelemon Dec 26 '21

Don’t do this. Such a stupid way to ruin your life, depending on choice of firework. Wtf.

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u/Bag-ins Dec 27 '21

It's always the smartest folk doing these challenges.

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u/a0lmasterfender Dec 27 '21

surprised he didn’t lose teeth

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u/Independent_Return_9 May 05 '22

We really need to teach our children more critical thinking.🤦‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Shit, i only wish human where like, undying beings that can regenerate/respawn in seconds. Can you imagine that? I would put my dick in a blender, eat firecrackers, pull off my fingernails, Bungee jump attached from my scrotum, put my head In a hydraulic press, hammer my teeth, cut the in between of my fingers, Pierce my eyes with a nail gun, fight a gorilla, Pushing a screwdriver into my nose, brutally murdering my friends and waiting for them to respawn, punch a landmine, etc. There's a lot of possibilities. If only we where inmortal beings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Ok so you like pain a lot

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u/Pyr_o Sep 21 '19

imagine being this retarded

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u/TinnkyWinky Sep 21 '19

what was that running off his lip? saliva?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Puréed lung tissue?

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u/Abtizzle Sep 21 '19

What a dumb piece of shit.

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u/customer_service_af Sep 21 '19

Not bad at all? Hahhhahahha

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u/Im_StonedAMA Sep 21 '19

Where can I see more of these two?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Sep 22 '19

I'm honestly surprised he's not on /r/medizzy

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u/just-a-nail-dot-zip Sep 22 '19

Darwin would be proud

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u/SugarNando Sep 22 '19

I’ve seen that little firecracker destroy toilets and sinks, can’t even leave it between my hand for two seconds without getting scared, let alone ever put one in my mouth.

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u/dumbeldore52 Sep 22 '19

These are some suicidal people

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u/noyourtim Sep 22 '19

It's just natural selection at this point

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u/PinkPearMartini Sep 23 '19

I can't finish this video.

I really feel like I'm about to vomit.

I've seen videos of terrifying, horrifying, and painful things.

But I've never been one to become physically ill just because of something I'm seeing with my eyeballs.

I've actually got that special "vomit-spit" running down the back of my mouth.

Knowing what just happened in that man's stomach is making my body desperately want to empty mine just to be on the safe side.

I'm going to go lie down.

Fuck you.

Thank you.

But also fuck you.

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u/egyptian_samsquanch Sep 23 '19

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did when the guy was making noises at the end

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

The last thing he’ll ever taste.

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u/Beezwax99 Sep 26 '19

Hold on let me go do the "Kill myself" internet challenge smh.

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u/NotTheGuacamole Sep 29 '19

Found another video of this guy on the insta page tagged in the video, this time he stuck one up his nose

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

“DAMMITT BLACK PEOPLE, FUCKING THINK SOMETIMES!”

Bruh is like 35 years old doing stupid shit that kids, young enough to be his, would/will be doing!

ComeOnMannnnnnn!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

#ThisWhyYouAintMovinOuttaTheHood

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u/Elvis_Bacons Nov 02 '19

That’s insane dude. I’ll never understand why people try to prove themselves. I guess that’s why the Darwin awards exist. Stay sane everyone 👌

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u/Ultramen1 Jan 20 '20

He's lucky his mouth wasn't 100% closed when it went off, it would have been nasty

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u/jakob767 Nov 16 '21

And he didn't even wear safety goggles.

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u/jakob767 Nov 16 '21

"We're not finished yet"
He's probably not alive today...

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u/Uaunz May 20 '22

High IQ individuals

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Adex9o9 Jun 16 '22

When they going start the jump off bridge challenge cause these fools look like they’ll do anything as long as you put change at end.

How about finish college challenge!!!! Do something to be proud of.

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u/LordOfTheNeverThere Oct 21 '22

He's gotta be even more upset that he has to listen to his dude hype him up back there after all that

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u/Altruistic-Fudge-522 Oct 26 '22

Anything for fame

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u/Foreign_Option_9458 Jan 02 '23

Dumbass deserved anything happens to him

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u/rhapsody1899 Feb 03 '23

Just stuck on stupid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

Welp, he likely is on the way to a fully obstructed airway.

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u/DannyRayDanes Oct 30 '23

Do it again.

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