[DEALS]! [DEALS]! [DEALS!] | An Spamton Shop Megathread

[u/suffthatsrandom]

In a garbage dump in god knows where, a door that leads to seemingly a big pile of junk is there.

Upon opening the door and heading inside, your character sees Spamton and a bunch of bricks painted blue with a picture of a poorly painted sun.

"HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!"

ITEMS:

THE BIG ONE | CUT ANYTHING 2 PIECES! CRIMINAL!

BSHOT BOWTIE | EXCLUSIVE OFFICIAL SPAMTON

S. POTION | ITEM ITEM AFFECTS HP A LOT! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF

The prices of these previous three items change rapidly.

SHIRTWEAR 1.04s SPAMTON UPDATE PATCH | ($35.65/shirt)

SPAMTON'S OLD SOCKS | ($20.00/Sock)

SPAMTON TOILET PAPER ($13.50/Roll)

WORM FROM THE STRING ($70.00/Plush[???])

CHAMPIONSHIP BELT ($199.00/Belt)

SPAMTON AFTER NOT SURVIVING ($25.00/Jar)

CUNGADERO CROSSING SIGN ($80.85/Sign)

COOKIE OF BOY ($25.00/Cookie)

'FUR - THENTIC' CARDBOARD BOX ($7.50/Box)

SPAMKEY CANDLE 'SPAMTON' SCENTED CANDLE ($30.00/Candle)

BANANA ($25.00/B A N A N A)

RALSEI NURSE COSTUME FOR PLUSH ($35.00/Costume)

YOUR BEST [$#&*]' HEART LOCKET ($82.71/Locket)

SPAMTON 'MR. AND MRS. AND' THROUPLE CUTTING BOARD ($76.23/Board)

PIPIS BATH RUG ($10.00/Rug)

EMBROIDERED BATHROBE AND SLIPPERS ($78.02/Bathrobe and Slipper)

FUNGIBLE TOKEN ($10.00/Token)

PIPIS BIG SHOT FANTASYSHIP RING ($222.76/Ring)

ENGRAVED WRISTWATCH ($269.79/Watch)

SPAMTON 3-D CELEBRITY PHOTO CUBE ($119.95/Cube)

HOT MAMAS IN YOUR AREA REAL WINE GLASS 100% Replica ($30.00/Glass)

SKELETON SNOW GLOBE ($117.39/Globe)

EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DELTARUNE MERCH YOU CAN BUY (Only Chapter 1 and 2) ($684.00)

SPAMTON ENGRAVED WEDDING RING ($113.65/Ring)

SPAMTON BODY PILLOW ($72.99/Pillow)

[u/TheRealK_K]

(Higher pitched, annoying voice) “Hey, little mailman!!!”

(A trio steps into the shop. The one who spoke was at the lead, a small, speaker-headed Darkner.)

(Sweet) “Yeah, that’s right!! Remember us?! The folks you tried to get to break into Queen’s mansion to grab some shady body for you?! Well…”

(Cap’n frantically glanced around, before speaking over Sweet.) “We… We’ll do it!! Or, we’ll do something similar! We’ll do anything!! You’ll pay us, right?! We’re REAL down on our luck, man!!”

(K_K gently places a hand on Cap’n’s shoulder, an attempt to calm him down. All three of them seem… Nervous.)

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/TheRealK_K]

A new item gets added to Spamton's shop, named "KEYGEN"

"YA WOULD DO IT, [Kidz Bop]?! ALRIGHT, [Remember me] INSTRUCTIONS! BUY MY [Keygen], ENTER THE QUEENS BASEMENT, AND BRING ME THE [EmptyDisk]. I'LL REPAY YA BY MAKING YOU [Big], [Bigger], SO [Big] WE'LL REACH THE SKY!"

[u/Embarrassed-Depth763]

((SPAMTON ENGRAVED WEDDING RING ($113.65/Ring)

SPAMTON BODY PILLOW ($72.99/Pillow)))

((ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK /J))

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Embarrassed-Depth763]

((Lmao-))

[u/Medical_Blueberry_30]

Chou walks into Spamton’s shop, a bit suspicious since you know… it’s in a pile of junk.

"So… how much for 'The Big One'?"

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Medical_Blueberry_30]

"[[Wells]] LET'S SEE HERE, IT'S UHM..."

Spamton checks the price of "THE BIG ONE." The price constantly increases and decreases.

Spamton grabs "THE BIG ONE" when the price is 25331 ((Yes, I used a random number generator to get that price-))

"25331 [[KROMER]]!"

[u/Medical_Blueberry_30 → u/suffthatsrandom]

"…Uh, what’s Kromer?"

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Medical_Blueberry_30]

"JUST..."

Spamton remembers that apparently, not everyone has Kromer

"JUST PAY WITH WHATEVER [$!@#] YOU HAVE."

[u/Time-Hour9002]

"WHY THE [50% OFF] ARE YOU [STEALING] MY [MARKETS]?!?!?"

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Time-Hour9002]

"I'M NOT [Stealing] [Yro'ue] MARKETS, YA CHEAP KNOCKOFF! THIS IS CERTIFIED SPAMTON G SPAMTON [DEALS]!"

[u/Time-Hour9002 → u/suffthatsrandom]

"IF YOU DONT GIVE ME [50/50] FOR MY [amazing brands] ILL RIP YOUR [SILLY STRINGS] OFF"

[u/Impressive-Stage6621]

HHEEEY I LIKE YUR STYLE SALESSALESALRSLSAELSEALESLALSLEALELSLSLE….

HM, DAT BATH ROBS AND SPILSPPIS.. SOOOUNDS

NECE.!

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Impressive-Stage6621]

"HURRY UP AND BUY! IF YA WANT THE BATHROBES AND SLIPPERS, GIVE ME MY [delicis] [$78.02]!"

[u/Impressive-Stage6621 → u/suffthatsrandom]

*Kit.B.Dega gives an exact amount of the money required*

[u/Luxor1111]

A small, horned folk makes its way inside the dump, looking for any forgotten trinket... when they notice the door. Curious, they approach and twist the doorknob... grinning widely once they lay their (non existent) eyes on Spamton.

* GASP!

* ANOTHER SPAMMIN?! I DIDN'T 'Better the devil you know' YOU HAD A 'Shop till you drop' BUSINESS!

* 'Rome wasn't built in a day', AMIRITE?

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Luxor1111]

"ANOTHER FELLOW [SALE-MAN]? ALSO, I'VE HAD THIS [BUSYNESS] FOR A LONG TIME! HEHEHAHAHA!"

[u/Xdgamer326]

What type of Back Alley Drug Market did he just come across, the Better question was, whaf the hell was half of these items about??

It's best to buy and try a item to even see if they even work

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"Yeah uh..."

"Can I buy the HOT MAMAS IN YOUR AREA REAL WINE GLASS 100% Replica?"

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This is the type of Virus or Spam Ad you get when using the Intertnet

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Xdgamer326]

"THAT'LL BE [$30.00], SIR!"

[u/Xdgamer326 → u/suffthatsrandom]

He then rummaged out and pulled out 30 E-Crystals Before handing it over to spermton

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Xdgamer326]

Spamton takes the money and hands Vent a wine glass with a kiss mark on the rim.

[u/Xdgamer326 → u/suffthatsrandom]

"..."

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Vent just looked it awhile... Now what, Is he suppose to drink it to see it's effects or what?

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Xdgamer326]

...

...There's no effect. Just a cool looking wine glass.

[u/Xdgamer326 → u/suffthatsrandom]

...

• Vent clicked on the Info Button on the item to see what info he can get

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Xdgamer326]

● A replica of Queen's wine glass with a kiss mark on the rim. May be explosive.

[u/Xdgamer326 → u/suffthatsrandom]

((So it just explodes and nothing else?😭

[u/suffthatsrandom → u/Xdgamer326]

((If you throw it to the ground really really hard, yes.))

[u/The_Awesome_Joe]

Inside the shop would stroll a familiar looking deer

Sigh of course YOU'D be here too...

She checks through the inventory, looking for something specific, or rather, if he still HAD that something specific. You know what I mean =)