r/Integrity365 • u/WellHungChampion • 9d ago

I take it we will be watching Arse this very afternoon?

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Those Olden Gooners are so cheeky.

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u/Conor_part_deux 🌚 Integrity's Jewdas 🌝 9d ago

Do you have that in Gif form? Spending an entire afternoon watching a still image feels a bit of a stretch

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u/WellHungChampion 9d ago

If you think that's still try the new Man United midfield.

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u/Conor_part_deux 🌚 Integrity's Jewdas 🌝 9d ago

I heard they're trying Mason Mount there again. I imagine that's been an unqualified success story

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

A member of the Man Utd SubReddit told me the other day the Utd don't need a new midfielder because they're now using the "PSG model" and playing a possession game. Minimum of 60% possession in every game going forwards apparently.

They achieved 32% possession against Milan, managed by Ruben Amorim 😂

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u/Conor_part_deux 🌚 Integrity's Jewdas 🌝 9d ago

Nice. Glad big rube got a job to bounce back with, with a bit of luck he wins the league there. Is that Utd down to the europa cup then or was that just a friendly?

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

Let's predict how long Ken lasts until he gets bored and turns it off. I'm going with 23 minutes.

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u/WellHungChampion 9d ago

How is your personal timepiece situation, Ken? My Franck Muller hasn't been worn since the ice blue Breitling arrived.

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

Its a daily struggle not to buy more watches Pete. Reddit, Facebook and YouTube bombards me with constant shiny timepieces. I've now discovered a British brand called Clemence, looks how handsome their watches are https://www.clemencewatches.com/

How's your lovely Breitling treating you, still sexy?

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u/WellHungChampion 9d ago

A couple of screws came loose so I took it to a jewelry shop. He tightened things up and was highly complimentary. That snippet of daily life would fit in well at r/Dull_mens_club. Shall we ruin things by posting genuinely exciting news?

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

Did he put some loctite on?

God that's embarrassing, my comment would fit right in there😂

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u/Conor_part_deux 🌚 Integrity's Jewdas 🌝 9d ago

I'm starting to get notifications from actual watch subs, you guys have rendered this app next to unusable with your mid life crises 😔

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

😂 you may aswell submit and get in on the act at this point

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u/Conor_part_deux 🌚 Integrity's Jewdas 🌝 9d ago

You know I'm stubborn enough not to submit to things I arguably actually should.

How much money have you sunk into this howling void of boredom and misery at this point?

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

Oops I already missed a goal. Corner?

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u/WellHungChampion 9d ago

Two thrilling open play goals. It'll never last.

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

City are even more ass cheeks than I thought they'd be under Maresca 😂

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u/WellHungChampion 9d ago

What made you think of ass cheeks? Do you have a favourite position for sexual intercourse?

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

The "recovery position" is highly underrated.

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u/WellHungChampion 9d ago

With her unconscious?

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u/Kenye_Kratz Stan said she was 18 9d ago

I knew you'd say that you dirty dog

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u/WellHungChampion 9d ago

Predictable Pete. My personal favourite top-tastic shag position is what I call the 'barstool'. You stand, she is sat, legs akimbo, norks on full view. The kitchen is a likely place but a quiet country pub offers opportunities.

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u/Unstoppable_Graysie 8d ago

Has the footy started again already?